Along Came Daffy

Daffy Duck:
Yes, gentlemen, I have here just about the handiest, dandiest little bookfull of gastronomical surprises that ever tempted the jaded palate of a fastidious f-f-food fancier. Oh, don't bother fixing anything for me. I just finished my lunch. Urp! Take this recipe, for instance. Bassinet of baby borscht with sour cream. Mmm-mmm!

Sam's Brother:
Yeah, yeah, but what does it say about roast duck?

Daffy Duck:
Roast duck? Yes, sir. Roast duck, Roast duck... Here we are. Roast duck a la Oscar. First you take a duck. After lopping off its head and feet, you place it in a... Hmm. "Lopping off its head and feet." Gulp. Soups! A very delicious soup can be made from diced duck.

[Turns pale]

Daffy Duck:
Di-di-di... What you want is a dish of delicious ice-cream. I'd like to see them sneak a duck into this one. Sundae Delight Supreme, sprinkled profusely with crushed duck. Gulp!

Daffy Duck:
I suppose it would be utterly futile at this point to inform you that my company has authorized me to give away absolutely free a complete six-course turkey dinner.

Sam's Brother:
Turkey dinner?

Yosemite Sam:
Turkey dinner?

Daffy Duck:
Why, certainly! Observe.

[Opens his suitcase on the table; out comes the turkey dinner]

Daffy Duck:
Gentlemen, dinner is served.

[Yosemite Sam and brother eye the turkey dinner]

Daffy Duck:
And gentlemen, as you enjoy your dinner, don't forget that the Klassy Kut Knish Katering Kompany made it possible. I bid you good day.

Daffy Duck:
[as he is being chased] Hoo-hoo! My company... Hoo-hoo!... has authorized me to... Hoo-hoo!...

Daffy Duck:
[Imitating Bugs Bunny] Eh, what's cooking, doc?

[last lines]

Daffy Duck:
Good morning, gentlemen. Could I interest you in some delicious after-dinner mints?

[They grab Daffy and drag him back inside]

Daffy Duck:
Well, here we go again!