Alvarez Kelly

Alvarez Kelly:
Now the main thing to remember is...cattle are like women. Sometimes you have to be firm with them. Sometimes you have to be gentle. And sometimes you have to give them a slap on the rump.

Charity Warwick:
You disappoint me, Mr. Kelly. After what happened to your home, I should think your sympathies would be with us.

Alvarez Kelly:
I have no sympathies, only instincts. And they shy away from losers.

Col. Tom Rossiter:
You used to have ten fingers. Now you have nine. Tomorrow, you'll have eight. You stay stubborn, the day after that then you'll have seven. The day after that...it's up to you. You decide whether you want to end up with a pair of stumps...or lend us your talent. You decide.

Maj. Albert Stedman:
Money, whiskey and women... your three deities. Tell me something, Mr. Kelly. Have they made you a happy man?

Alvarez Kelly:
No, but not as miserable a one as you.