Always

Dorinda Durston:
He's too beautiful. He's too much twisted steel and sex appeal. I can't be with a guy that looks like I won him in a raffle.

Bartender:
What'll it be?

Pete Sandich:
Extra dry vodka martini. Don't forget the olive.

Ted Baker:
Root beer. Don't forget the olive.

Al Yackey:
I miss him too! I miss him too. I miss him every day. I loved him like I've never loved a guy. And I don't love guys. You don't have an excuse, you quit. You quit, you gave up. He never quit on anything 'til it killed him, and that was his way, and there's much worse ways, and boy you sure found one.

Dorinda Durston:
I can't live with it!

Al Yackey:
Bullshit.

Pete Sandich:
Hap, I don't want you to think that I'm doubting your good faith, I just want to get one thing clear, okay?

Hap:
Okay.

Pete Sandich:
Am I dead?

Hap:
That's right.

Pete Sandich:
I'm dead?

Hap:
Right.

Pete Sandich:
Keep the sideburns. Boy, what a jerk I turned out to be. Dead! And now I'm sitting in the woods, getting my hair cut.

Pete Sandich:
There's something fishy going on here, and I don't think it's the chicken.

Dorinda Durston:
...so he sees this building on fire and then just outside of town is this reservoir, so what he does is -

Ted Baker:
He takes a plane, he goes over the reservoir, fills it with water, dumps it, puts the fire out.

Dorinda Durston:
No! He missed. He hit the post office next door. Knocked it on its butt! It took him three tries. The town was awash; the groceries were burnt. It was fire, flood and famine. If he could have managed plague, it would have been the four horsemen of the apocalypse in one P, B & Y. I mean he was unique.

Al Yackey:
And I was having SUCH a good day!

Al Yackey:
My engine's on fire! Can you believe that? And I was in such a good mood!