America's Next Top Model

Tyra Banks:
[to Nigel] Why are you so horny?

Nigel Barker:
[about Jade] If conceited drag queens are "in", she's got a shot at being America's Next Top Model.

Dionne Alexander:
[after receiving a prize for winning a challenge] A T-SHIRT? A T-SHIRT? What you gonna do with a T-SHIRT?

Twiggy:
[after Kathleen's photo is poorly received by the judges] I really don't think you understood the concept of the photo shoot at all.

Kathleen:
I know, right? I didn't...

Jay Manuel:
[before runway show] Rock it out! Stomp it to the death!

Jade Rodan:
Elephants are in the dinosaur family.

Herself - Contestant:
You know how long does it takes to grow an inch?

Himself - Creative Consultant:
Okay, yeah, okay! It takes four months to grow hair for what? You look like a dowdy housewife.

Herself - Judge:
[On Alexandria's pose]... this looks like some reality show contestant that got to do a photo shoot with a supermodel.

Herself - Contestant:
[On taking part in flag football] I've done sports all my life, so I'm like I have to win this one, especially because I'm a lesbian and we all have to win at sports.

Herself - Judge:
Now its time to get on whatever plane [contestants scream in excitement]

Herself - Judge:
But guess what, you gals not top model yet, my judges are already stars and they travel first class private. See you later, have fun in your commercial flight.

Herself - Contestant:
What's my strength?

Herself - Contestant:
You're a really good model.

Herself - Contestant:
That's my weakness.

Herself - Contestant:
You have no personality that translates to an upwardly audience.

Herself - Contestant:
Your streak is like you're memorable and your weakness could be you could be portrayed as a b*tch and b*tches never win.

Herself - Contestant:
In whose world?

Herself - Contestant:
Not everybody going to like you, Bianca.

Herself - Contestant:
You don't wanna be that girl.

Herself - Guest Judge & Comedienne:
[Critiques Kayla's photo] If you're supposed to be Snooki, be Snooki. Don't be Paris just out of prison.

Himself - Judge & Fashion Photographer:
[to Lisa, referring her photo shoot] Do you have your photograph taken with your legs together?

Herself - Judge:
Allison is giving us a booty tooch, you know what a booty tooch is? Thats when you tooch your booty.

Herself - Contestant:
If Bianca blows this thing for me and I get eliminated she better learn how to get on stilts because she is going to have to run and her stride will have to be real big because I'm coming after her!

Herself - Guest Judge & Recording Artist & Author:
[Tyra pass on the decision to eliminate to LaToya] I have to tell you that my brother was about love, expression, about giving. What I saw about the photoshoot is that you girls all gave; you all gave your love, you all gave your expression, so because of that, I'm not sending anyone home

Herself - Guest Judge & Recording Artist & Author:
[Later, after Tyra handed out the photographs to the remaining girls] He [Michael] wouldn't want to you see you gals go home, he want to see you try harder.

Himself - Contestant:
Out of all the girls here, the prettiest, I can say, is Jourdan.

Herself - Contestant:
I was married at 18 and divorced at 18.

Herself - Judge:
[Commenting on Alison's photograph] The children are so adorable, they are so cute

Himself - Judge and Fashion Photographer:
You are adorable too, this is the first shot that I seen that actually looks like a fashion picture

Herself - Judge:
The only thing to me is that you look like one of the kids

Herself - Judge:
I was going to say that she look like the older sister because her mommy died on her trip over

Herself - Contestant:
[On her elimination] I am completely shocked. I had no idea I was going home first. There's nothing that I could have done differently. People either remember you or they don't. Maybe I should have like peed in a diaper or something to have people remember me. I honestly thought I was 100% percent definitely going to go far in this,

Tyra Banks:
[How does it feel when those negative ones are saying that to you]

Toccara Jones:
[I've been through so much negative stuff in my life. I mean my mommy didn't raise me and my daddy didn't raise me and erm. Why are you making me cry Tyra]

Tyra Banks:
[It's ok, this is the beautiful part of you and this is, this is gonna make you a better person, by, being a human being and not just being one-dimensional]

Toccara Jones:
[Yeah]

Tyra Banks:
[It's true]

Toccara Jones:
[Cause I figure, maybe, once I get to where I wanna go, maybe I could help my mommy and I could help my daddy and then I just realise that, I don't have power like she has to want it, my daddy has to want it, so it doesn't matter who I am or who I become, they just have to want it. I can't make them do anything]

Tyra Banks:
[But do you think maybe by you being America's next top model or or just being successful in any type of way, here, will inspire them, to want it. Now look what she did]

Toccara Jones:
[I can't cry no more, I don't wanna cry no more. I can't go right back to... ]

Tyra Banks:
[the same mmmhhm]

Toccara Jones:
[the same thing, the same thing, it's like]

Tyra Banks:
[but do you know when your crying that means it's still there, that it's still inside]

Toccara Jones:
[You know why I cry but some things you can't do anything about. You know an and maybe I'm tough in myself up, you know because I can't do anything about it. I can't dwell on it, I can't be stuck on it, I can't, let it effect me. I can't, you know I can't I just can't, you got to go I can't keep me... ]

Tyra Banks:
[But look where you are right now, you are here, and your sister 11 years old is right there looking at you. And I think you have to use that as power. That's what's fuelling you, that's what gives you that beautiful smile and that beautiful energy and that's what's making those pictures beautiful, it's where you come from. Come here and sit with me]

Toccara Jones:
[I can't change much by being a top model... ]

Tyra Banks:
[No you can't change them, but you can do for you and you can do for your sister and you can be an inspiration for your mother. She's gonna see her baby and be like, oh my god. I screwed up so bad, I don't know how my baby got there but she got there. She got there]

Yoanna House:
When you are a top model, your face becomes a household name.

Elyse Sewell:
Giselle coined the term "heat wave" as a euphemism for farts, which I think thus so far is her major contribution to society.

Elyse Sewell:
Giselle annoys me the most out of anyone in the house, but I'm not willing to alienate Giselle because she's the only one in Tokyo with a straightening iron.

Giselle Samson:
I need to build some frickin' confidence. How do I do that?

Elyse Sewell:
You get out of puberty.

Janice Dickinson:
[about Kesse's movement photo] You look like you escaped from a mental institution. This is the worst photograph I have ever seen. Your arms look amputated, your legs look amputated, and you it looks like you have a penis. Sorry.

Janice Dickinson:
Don't get me going, short, fat, squatty bald blind boy.

Himself - Stylist:
Don't worry, my plastic surgery victim freak of nature.

Ebony Morgan:
[stating why is leaving] Modeling isn't for me [crying]

Tyra Banks:
You know, I think its not for you, I don't think it's modeling, I think it's people telling you what to do, I think it's people telling you that you are not perfect, I think that's what you can't handle and the most unattractive thing to me is a quitter and for that, you can go.

Herself - Judge - Fashion Icon:
[Commenting on Victoria's photograph as a cactus] It's quite interesting that you were given cactus, which is quite prickly because...

Victoria Marshman:
Can we get one thing straight? I don't have a prickly disposition

Herself - Judge - Fashion Icon:
You don't? I actually think you are a little bit prickly.

Himself - Judge - Fashion Photographer:
It's not about being a quiet mouse, it's about taking on-board what people have to say and being charming about it.

Herself - Judge:
I think you confuse showing personality with showing a little abrasiveness.

April Wilkner:
[about the male models] These girls, myself included, have been like monkeys in a cage, and you drop big bananas inside, of course they're going to tear the peels off.

Tyra Banks:
[losing her temper at Tiffany] I have never in my life yelled at a girl like this. When my mother yells like this it's because she loves me. I was rooting for you, we were all rooting for you! How dare you! Learn something from this! When you go to bed at night, you lay there and you take responsibility for yourself - because nobody's going to take responsibility for you. You're rolling your eyes and you act like it's because you've heard it all before - you've heard it all before - you don't know where the hell I come from, You have no idea what I've been through, but I'm not a victim; I grow from it and I learn. Take responsibility for yourself!

Natalie Gal:
I really like Audrey Hepburn. I love her in Dinner at Tiffany's.

Tyra Banks:
Dinner at Tiffany's? I'm sorry. Lunch at, brunch at Tiffany's. I'm sorry, I'm sorry [laughing] Lunch at Tiffany's?

Jay Manuel:
Guess what honey? It was Breakfast at Tiffany's.

Kim Stolz:
The person who would most likely get along with the Wild Boyz is disgusting, crazy: Lisa.

Lisa D'Amato:
[to the Wild Boyz, upon entering in a diaper] I'm wearing you guy's underwear!

Steve-O:
Why?

Lisa D'Amato:
Why not?

Bre Scullark:
[in confessional] No woman of class, especially a supermodel in the making, is going to do something as disgusting as pee on herself at her job. Lisa, she's a sick individual, and if she wins this competition I hope she uses that $100,000 and checks herself into a psych ward, ASAP.

Tyra Banks:
[to Jayla and Nicole] Well Jayla and Nicole, please step forward. You two are exclusively, beautiful girls. You take beautiful pictures, but when you open your mouths, they [referring to the judges] say, that there is no way that they can represents a product. You both are the top of the pack, but now you both stand before me, as a bottom. With modeling, you guys must be on point, you guys must be fierce, you guys must be ready. But the judges were so disappointed in you that tonight both of you must pack your bags... [pauses] Because we're all going to London!

Bre Scullark:
Why is she wearing a diaper again?

Jayla Rubinelli:
I don't know.

Bre Scullark:
Oh, just thought I'd ask.

Lisa D'Amato:
[in the confessional] Everybody's looking at me like I'm crazy... Everybody's taking themselves way too serious... Everybody just needs to calm down. Calm down! Take a break. [takes out a jar of cookies] Eat a cookie!

Heather Kuzmich:
Hey pretty ladies... and Tyra.

J. Alexander:
Okay, wait a minute girl, wait a minute.

Jay Manuel:
She said "hey pretty ladies".

J. Alexander:
[quoting] "Hey pretty ladies... and Tyra".

Heather Kuzmich:
[getting apologetic] Oh no, I wasn't pretty mean to be insulting.

J. Alexander:
I wonder which was is the pretty lady.

Tyra Banks:
[pointing to the judges] this one and this one.

Heather Kuzmich:
You're all pretty.

Ebony Morgan:
Let's play a game and see who has an eating disorder.

Marvita Washington:
Why would someone say something like that?

Ebony Morgan:
[tilts head] Because I wanted to.

Marvita Washington:
When was your last damn meal? 'Cause you look anorexic.

Janice Dickinson:
[At panel, each girl is given an object and a matching emotion to pose with] Work it girl! Your emotion, my dear: Anger.

Michelle:
Just any time now?

Janice Dickinson:
No, wait an hour.

Janice Dickinson:
Aloof.

Brittany:
I can't ask what aloof means?

Janice Dickinson:
No.

Elina Ivanova:
I like bringing girls over to my side. It's my sport.

Himself - Creative Consultant:
[referring to Sheena's photo shoot where she hangs her arm and legs out without it holding to a ladder] Butt cheeks typically aren't the best thing to grab hold of the ladder.

Himself - Creative Consultant:
Sheena, thats a little hoochie.

Sheena Satana:
I was going for effortless.

Himself - Creative Consultant:
That doesn't look effortless.

Sheena Satana:
I know exactly where I want to place the accessories so they would be shown at just the right moments. It's all kind of like feng shui. [on her handbag between the crotch pose during the posing challenge]

Elina Ivanova:
I love bringing girls over to my side. It's my sport. It really is.

Himself - Judge and Creative Consultant:
Hooch! Thats a code right. [later] Double hooch!

Sheena Satana:
Am I really that hoochie? I need a mirror.

Dani from Spring, Texas:
[audition tape] I am the most ?ber-conservative Republican hardcore Baptist you can ever imagine in your whole life. I don't like gay people. I don't like Muslims. I don't like abortions. I don't like anything liberal. But, other than that, I really like to get along with people.

Stacy Ann Fequiere:
Tyra, please don't shave my head!

Herself - Judge:
Theres one thing that you say that is beautiful and its unfair that you never had one, what is that?

Allison Harvard:
Nose bleed [laughs]

Herself - Judge:
What does that mean

Allison Harvard:
I have a really big fascination with blood and so I think it looks very pretty and...

Herself - Judge:
I used to get them all the time as a child

Allison Harvard:
[Jokingly] Jealous