American Dreamer

Ivan Stranauvlitch:
I drink to Rebecca Ryan! She's the first real woman I have met in all of France.

Inspector Klaus:
What are you trying to tell me? Is she Rebecca Ryan or is she not Rebecca Ryan?

Alan McMann:
I told you! There is no such person.

Inspector Klaus:
But she sat right here!

Alan McMann:
No! She thinks she's a character in a book. She thinks I'm a character in a book. She even thinks my mother is a character in a book. The woman is crazy!

Inspector Klaus:
She is not the only one.

Alan McMann:
Look, you have got to do something because the priest's death was not an accident. That bullet, and this one, were meant for Rebecca.

Inspector Klaus:
The women that does not exist...

Alan McMann:
No, of course she exists but not as Rebecca!

Inspector Klaus:
Because Rebecca does not exist.

Alan McMann:
Right!

Inspector Klaus:
Wrong! [throws Alan out of his office]

Kevin Palmer:
The important thing, kid, is that you're doing something you like to do.

Don Carlos:
I drink to Rebecca Ryan! She's the first real woman I have met in all of France.

Cathy Palmer:
What you are feeling right now is the barrel of 357 combat magnum. This weapon can fell an elephant at a hundred yards, let alone a snake like you, at point blank... HAH!

Cathy Palmer:
What happened to your nose?

Alan McMann:
My nose? Oh... someone just tried to kill me.

Cathy Palmer:
They will stop at nothing to keep us from getting on that train.

Cathy Palmer:
...so she disappears beneath the surface of the icy water... what happens next?

Alan McMann:
You know what happened next.

Cathy Palmer:
Yes, but we can't tell them that!

Alan McMann:
Alright. How about, he doesn't want to work anymore, so he carries her off to a turret, high in his castle, and makes mad, passionate love to her. [He kisses her]

Cathy Palmer:
[a pause] End of chapter!

Cathy Palmer:
[Striking an akido pose] Hah! You're lucky you're still alive.

Alan McMann:
I'm on a streak.

Cathy Palmer:
Does this thing have any pockets in it?

Alan McMann:
Yes, and until now, no rips.

Alan McMann:
Don't you understand, I am trying to help you.

Cathy Palmer:
I know you're eager to help Dimitri; but this is no time to play the hero. [she runs off]

Alan McMann:
I am not playing the hero. [running after her] You are playing the goddamn... [his voice trails off]

Kevin Palmer:
To... Mom.

Kevin Palmer Jr.:
Really put alot of thought into that one, huh Dad?

Kevin Palmer:
I'm aware that I haven't been the best... well, the most... well, I am aware of those things.