American Pie Presents The Naked Mile

Rock:
You're still my B*TCH, Stifler!

Dwight Stifler:
I'm adrift in a sea of boobies and my balls are scraping on the pavement!

Dwight Stifler:
What is this? Enter the Midget?

Cooze:
Did I do too much nitrous? A midget fraternity?

Mr. Levenstein:
Welcome to the Naked Mile!

Rock:
It's Little People, a**hole!

Ryan:
Gentlemen, it's Friday afternoon we've got a full tank of gas, a quarter ounce of weed, 3 cases of beer, a 10 pound tank of nitrous, we're under age...

Cooze:
And I'm too drunk to drive!

Ryan:
Hit it!

Tracy:
You took a crap in my dryer!

Erik Stifler:
Your dad scared the sh*t out of me!

Dwight Stifler:
What a douchebag!

Mr. Stifler:
Stifflers do not fake being sick to sit a home and pull dick. Stifflers cut class to get ass!

Erik Stifler:
Yes, I know dad, it's on the family crest.

Cooze:
Look at the size of that f***in' chicken!

Erik Stifler:
Where? [swerves the van]

Cooze:
Just think next year i'll be going here.

Ryan:
Yea thanks to daddy and his alumni connections.

Cooze:
Hey f*** off i told you i got in because of my SAT scores.

Ryan:
You scored 5 points over being legally retarded.

Dwight Stifler:
How you feeling that strech? A little dizzy? Cause guess what? Stifler can drink this sh*t ALL day long. [takes a shot]

Drinking Contestant:
[security guard comes in and puts $200 bet on Stifler] [takes a shot] yeaaahhh!

Dwight Stifler:
[takes his shot] You got steel nuts my man, I'll give you that, but you no match for the stif-man. [burps in the contestants face and he pukes]

Cooze:
They don't call me everhard cause i only got one bullet in the chamber! But just to be sure [takes the viagra out of his sock]

Jill:
[stops him from eating it] Are you sure you should taking more of that?

Cooze:
More?i didn't take it the first time.

Alexis:
You know I don't usually go for the Surburban Jock, Abercrombie Clones.

Ryan:
I tend to have that effect on Pacifist, Vegan Bisexuals.

Tracy:
You took a crap in my dryer!

Dwight Stifler:
Better get back to Oz before you get your ass stomped, Toto.

Rock:
Toto was the dog, you f***ing idiot!

Dwight Stifler:
Hey, cousin. How are you?

Erik Stifler:
I'm fine, Dwight. Are you ok?

Dwight Stifler:
Yeah, I'm great. Hey, I heard you killed Grandma with your cumshot. [Ryan and Cooze chuckling] That sucks, man.

Jill:
Now, get your worthless ass on the bed. You peasant.