Amy's Orgasm

Amy Mandell:
The primary difference between a man and a woman is that man gets his self-esteem when a woman says yes and a women gets hers when she says no.

[a talk-show host accuses Amy of being a lesbian due to her bad opinions on men]

Amy Mandell:
I don't think I'm a lesbian because when I fantasize, I fantasize about sucking dick.

[When asked what she fantasizes about sexually]

Amy Mandell:
The thought of seducing a celibate man away from his allegiance to God.

[talking to Amy about her relationships with men]

Priest:
You have a unique talent for having bad taste in men.

[Amy concludes her newfound opinions about sex in a speech]

Amy Mandell:
I had a physical orgasm, but not a mental one, where you let someone inside and you really see yourself.