An American Werewolf in Paris

Serafine:
I want you to blow a big bubble for me.

Andy McDermott:
What?

Serafine:
Well... It's a custom in France. The bigger the bubble, the more a boy likes a girl.

Surgeon:
Did you see a girl? She's stolen my heart.

Andy McDermott:
I know the feeling.

Andy McDermott:
Great. Come to Paris and check out les drains.

Claude:
I LOVE Americans. You all have a good taste.

Amy Fitch:
Thanks for the lovely evening, douche-bag. You really know how to treat a lady.

Andy McDermott:
No! You're dead!

Amy Fitch:
No, I'm undead. Which means I'm forced to walk this wretched earth until you die.

Brad:
Not so fast! You want my buddy dead, you're gonna have to come through me.

Amy Fitch:
Oh, that's something. (to Andy) It took me four years to get a package figure like this. You ripped through it like a lamb chop.

Andy McDermott:
This can't be happening.

Brad:
Don't blame me Andy. I warned you.

Amy Fitch:
(to Andy) Wait a minute. You knew about this all along?

Andy McDermott:
I didn't choose to become a werewolf. I can't face the fact that I've got to go around killing and eating people for the rest of my life.

Brad:
Better get used to it.

Amy Fitch:
Who do you have to sleep with to get a guy to have sex with you?

Serafine:
I want you to blow a big bubble for me.

Andy McDermott:
What?

Serafine:
Well... It's a custom in France. The bigger the bubble, the more a boy likes a girl.

Surgeon:
Did you see a girl? She's stolen my heart.

Andy McDermott:
I know the feeling.

Andy McDermott:
Great. Come to Paris and check out les drains.

Claude:
I LOVE Americans. You all have a good taste.

[the undead Amy rises from a slab as a zombie]

Amy Fitch:
Thanks for the lovely evening, douche-bag. You really know how to treat a lady!

Andy McDermott:
No! You're dead!

Amy Fitch:
No, I'm undead. Which means I'm forced to walk this wretched earth until you die.

[Brad appears as a zombie]

Brad:
Not so fast! You want my buddy dead, you're gonna have to come through me.

Amy Fitch:
Oh, that's something. [to Andy] It took me four years on a stairmaster to get a package like this. You ripped through it like a lamb chop!

Andy McDermott:
This can't be happening.

Brad:
Don't blame me Andy. I warned you.

Amy Fitch:
[to Andy] Wait a minute. You knew about this all along?

Cadaver:
Hey, keep it quiet! Some of us are trying to rest in pieces here.

Andy McDermott:
I didn't choose to become a werewolf. I can't face the fact that I've got to go around killing and eating people for the rest of my life.

Brad:
Better get used to it.

Amy Fitch:
Who do you have to sleep with to get a guy to have sex with you?

Bouncer:
[outside the Club Luna] Claude said no one is to be admitted once the door was locked.

Serafine:
The full moon is rising; would you rather I remained out here with you?

Bouncer:
Uh, no. [opens the door and lets Serafine in, quickly locking the door behind her]

Andy McDermott:
I'm losing... my freaking... skull!

Andy McDermott:
[Wakes up naked and surrounded by a crowd the morning after his first rampage as a werewolf] What did I do?

Claude:
[Andy has just met Claude] Andy: Are you her, uh, brother?

Andy McDermott:
Claude: Let's just say I... look after her.