Andy Hardy's Double Life

Marian Hardy:
People don't like people just because they're perfect. The girls seem to like you and heaven knows you're no rose geranium.

Mrs. Hardy:
Your father's late tonight. You know, he's been acting strange lately. I hope he's not going to have a nervous breakdown.

Judge Hardy:
Well what's the matter with you son? I thought I was being pretty generous. After all, we owe the world something.

Andy Hardy:
Yeah but... do you think the world deserves it?

Marian Hardy:
You can always handle Polly.

Andy Hardy:
I used to think so but overconfidence ruined me.

Polly Benedict:
Say you sound like one of those crafty cookies.

Marian Hardy:
Did you ever speak ten words to a cute number without hinting that she was the most beautiful girl in the world?

Andy Hardy:
Marian, I always start off conservative like that and then I work up. That system's been the secret of my success.

Marian Hardy:
Keep on using that system and you'll find yourself where a lot of fellas do.

Andy Hardy:
Where's that?

Marian Hardy:
Engaged to marry a girl without even having to mention the subject.

Andy Hardy:
Oh my gosh! Don't women ever know when you're kiddin'?

Marian Hardy:
Not when they're told they're beautiful by anything wearing pants.

Andy Hardy:
Women are worse than I thought.

Mrs. Hardy:
I declare nowadays the young folks feel so old and the old folks feel so young.

Andy Hardy:
Sheila, how about a little huddle tonight?

Sheila Brooks:
Oh you mean a giraffe party?

Andy Hardy:
Giraffe?

Sheila Brooks:
Well a giraffe has a long neck.

Andy Hardy:
How do you have a girl crazy about you but not too crazy?