Anime Abandon

Suave:
Please f***. Pretty please with f***ing sugar on f***ing top with f***ing rainbow jimmies, just f***! Please, please get to the f***ing!

Suave:
The golden p*ssy! I thought it was only a myth.

Bennett the Sage:
The only way I can ever see a girl calling herself Whoria is if: 1, her parents lost a bet. Or 2, her real name was Gertrude and this sounds less embarassing.

Bennett the Sage:
It's times like these I'm glad Japan doesn't have a second amendment.

Bennett the Sage:
That joke was so bad that Richard Pryor rose from the grave just to kill himself again. You are re-killing comedy, good sir!

Bennett the Sage:
I think it's just anime law that every single mysterious, raven-haired woman that pointlessly carries a rose around just likes to punk kittens in her spare time.

Bennett the Sage:
Lady, you're laying it on a little thick. You might as well be saying he's good with kids and that he ejaculates chocolate. I mean, that's what women want, right? A gigantic choco-cock? Can someone get back to me on that?

Bennett the Sage:
[after literally shooting a Doctor Who clip] I'll be f***ed sideways before I make a Doctor Who reference.

Bennett the Sage:
Jesus, why don't they just call this f***ing thing Facepalm: The Movie?

Bennett the Sage:
Zeriam's Magical A**hole... worst idea for a children's show ever.

Bennett the Sage:
That limp-dick motherf***er couldn't f*** Jell-O.

Bennett the Sage:
By the way the human whisk with a voice that sounds like a ghost whispering down a sewer pipe is Rei but we'll get to her in good time.

Bennett the Sage:
Now I feel bad for making fun of her. It's obvious that she has Tourette's... and not even the fun kind either.

Bennett the Sage:
Again with this Christmas bullshit. You have nothing to do with Christmas, you a**holes!

Bennett the Sage:
I bought the box set, because I thought that the anime would be a little bit more raunchier than the manga, because I was a stupid, stupid kid.

Bennett the Sage:
I don't know what's sadder: the complete butt-f*** of that part of the dub, or the fact that I know all this sh*t.

Bennett the Sage:
Wait a minute, you use your dick to f***? [excitedly whips out cell phone and dials] Angie? Angie, I got it figured out.

Bennett the Sage:
How did anime survive the '90s?

Bennett the Sage:
Gowcazier... you just made me care. That will not happen again.