Austenland

Mr. Henry Nobley:
Any father would be delighted to have a ninja as a daughter.

Mr. Henry Nobley:
Well, obviously. She is a ninja.

Jane Hayes:
Do you enjoy dancing?

Mr. Henry Nobley:
Not particularly.

Martin:
He's still acting. Its all just part of his act. See the costume? He's an actor.

Mr. Henry Nobley:
You're just jealous, aren't you? Because my aunt would rather bring in a complete novice than move some Kiwi actor up to the big house.

Jane Hayes:
You're not British either?

Martin:
It's part of the Commonwealth.

Mr. Henry Nobley:
Couldn't you get a job in the Hobbit?

Martin:
That's it Shakespeare!

Colonel Andrews:
It would appear to be my duty to gaze into your eyes. I'm a military man, I'd never shirk my duty.

Jane Hayes:
Do you really believe, Mr. Nobley, that you can know the worth of a person at a glance?

Mr. Henry Nobley:
Can you tell me that within the first few moments of meeting each person in this room, you didn't form firm opinions of their character?

Jane Hayes:
Well, it would be a shame if my first impression of you proved correct.

Captain East:
When my seaman's heart tell me what to do, I do not fear to follow through.

Colonel Andrews:
That rhymes. That rhymes.

Jane Hayes:
I'm going to take charge of my story.

Jane Hayes:
An Austen heroine gets engaged by the end of the book, so that is what I'm going to do.

Miss Elizabeth Charming:
Why don't you go for Captain East?

Miss Elizabeth Charming:
Look how hot he is. And he's a soap star.

Miss Elizabeth Charming:
[after stealing Amelia Heartwright's dresses] Heartwright had millions of them. She's as dumb as a light post. She'll never notice.

Mr. Henry Nobley:
Why are we running?

Jane Hayes:
Because man and woman should never be alone unless they are in motion.

Miss Elizabeth Charming:
I didn't think I was touching you inappropriately.

Colonel Andrews:
Well, you did. And if we're to be together, you must never ever do anything like that ever again, if we're to be together.

Miss Elizabeth Charming:
[during the play] l am Aphrodite, the goddess. Often fickle in my large arse.

Mrs. Wattlesbrook:
Largesse.

Miss Elizabeth Charming:
Largesse.