Awkward.

Tamara:
[Tamara and Jake are having a huge public fight at school; Tamara interrupts Jake's rant] OMG, did you hear that?

Jake Rosati:
Hear what?

Tamara:
That's the sound of me not giving a flying f***! [This line may have been censored by the broadcaster in some English-speaking markets]

Valerie Marks:
[Jenna has just run away from her own surprise party, with Collin and Matty in pursuit; Val blocks the living room doorway] Nothing to see here, let's just put on some music and roll out the snacks! It's a f***ing party, people, so let's party! [in some English-speaking markets, this may have been censored]

Ming Huang:
You know my locker combo?

Becca:
I also know your bra size, but I'm not gonna advertise it.

Sadie Saxton:
[Sadie wakes up in the morning, finding a sleeping Tamara spooning her, Tamara's arm around Sadie] What... the... f***? [This may be bleeped in some countries]

Valerie Marks:
[Jenna encounters Val, who's working at the liquor store, apologizes and asks if she can do anything for Val. Val first says no, but then changes her mind] You know what... Actually there is something you can do for me.

Jenna Hamilton:
[Honestly] Name it.

Valerie Marks:
Go f*** yourself. [This line may have been censored in some English-speaking broadcast markets]

Jenna Hamilton:
[Startled] What?

Valerie Marks:
I said... [Val pics up the cashier's microphone and turns it on] Jenna Hamilton, go f*** yourself. [This line may have been censored in some English-speaking broadcast markets]

Jake Rosati:
[an insecure Jake has a question about unified dress code in Sadie's hot dog vendor car] Um, why do I have to wear the lederhosen and he doesn't?

Sadie Saxton:
Because Sergio would look stupid in lederhosen.

Jake Rosati:
[With more confidence] And I don't?

Sadie Saxton:
No, you do. [Raises her voice] Now everyone get back to f***ing work!

Jenna Hamilton:
[Recalling the dance at summer camp] The dorks were getting crunk... and the rest of us were getting drunk.

Tamara:
[coining a new Tamara-ism upon seeing a picture of topless Brian as Jenna's smartphone screen wallpaper] Hotdorable!

Ming Huang:
[Ming announces Becca's downfall] If it takes the rest of my life, I'm gonna take that c*nt down! [Note: in some countries, this may have been censored, but in others, the episode has been broadcast with uncensored dialogue]

Jenna Hamilton:
Turns out, that officer was a real gentleman.

Becca:
What I don't know is, are you a cool Asian or a school Asian? What are your PSAT scores?

Ming Huang:
120.

Becca:
Low. You're not a school Asian. Have you ever spring-breaked in Cabo, dealt Adderall, or had an affair with the lead singer of an indie rock band?

Ming Huang:
[shakes head]

Becca:
Not a cool Asian either.

Ming Huang:
So what am I?

Becca:
You're white.

Becca:
Highmore was trying to stop us from parking our cars in the visitor spaces. That b*tch had to go.

Sergio:
[Sergio is on the phone with Sadie, who's gone after nutjob Eva/Amber] You be careful sadita, I need your help on the truck. You know, the wieners like it when you hold them.

Sadie Saxton:
Yeah, that's clever. Thank you and I'll let you know how it goes.

Sergio:
Let me know when you're safe, okay? You think you're this tough b*tch, but I know you're a fragile little princess.

Sadie Saxton:
Go f*** yourself. [Note: this line may have been censored by the broadcaster in some English-language markets]