Bachelor Bait

Mr. William Watts:
[introducing] Miss Summers, uh, Miss Douglas.

Allie Summers:
Oh, yes. You're the little girl on the front desk, aren't you?

Cynthia Douglas:
Yes. I've taken your application many times.

Bramwell Van Dusen, a Lawyer:
[speaking of Miss Douglas] Hey, are you going for her?

Mr. William Watts:
Aw, she wouldn't look at me. I just like her, so I want to get her the best husband I can to make her happy. That's why you got to do something about Allie.

Bramwell Van Dusen, a Lawyer:
Did you ever try to do anything about Allie?

Mr. William Watts:
I should say not!

Bramwell Van Dusen, a Lawyer:
When she decides she likes a man, he likes it or else.

Mr. William Watts:
Or else what?

Bramwell Van Dusen, a Lawyer:
Or else he learns to like it.

Mr. William Watts:
Well, you talk to her. Explain that she's not the one for Don.

Bramwell Van Dusen, a Lawyer:
I did.

Mr. William Watts:
What did she say?

Bramwell Van Dusen, a Lawyer:
Oh, an assortment of things. Almonds, pecans, filberts, walnuts.

Mr. William Watts:
She'd probably say the same thing to me if I talked to her.

Bramwell Van Dusen, a Lawyer:
Yeah, only in one word.