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Buxom waitress:
What does Ned see in a nineteen year old girl?

Bartender:
She happens to be a very smart girl. She knows a lot about the world and stuff like that. Ned appreciates these kind of things, you know.

[after a cop sexually blackmailed her in order to drop her wrongful charges]

Buxom waitress:
I just wanna go home. I wanna take a shower. A nice slow shower! And then I wanna sleep for a couple of days. And then I wanna press charges! And you're a witness.

Bartender:
Let it go, Michelle. Ah, you don't need the aggravation.

Buxom waitress:
It's the principle.

Bartender:
Why don't you look at it like a learning experience? As a cosmic event of humanity, that you learn, you grasp on to, and you know more about mankind because of it.

Buxom waitress:
God, you sound like me.