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Marsh McGinley:
I'm not going to cry this time.

Gary Crezyzewski:
That's what you said last year.

Marsh McGinley:
I was going through some stuff at the time.

Gary Crezyzewski:
You also said that last year.

Gracie Carr:
If I'm so mature, why can't I have a frappuchino?

Kelly Carr:
Because the last time you had one you told a four-hour knock-knock joke.

Ryan Church:
Does anyone have any questions?

Kid #1:
Do the reporters memorize everything?

Ryan Church:
No. They read off the teleprompter right there.

Kid #1:
So they don't do anything but read?

Ryan Church:
You said it, not me.

Marsh McGinley:
Anyway today I have something that will appeal not just to you sports fans, but also poetry fans, like I would guess this guy. [points to 'Well Dressed Kid']

Gary Crezyzewski:
marsh you don't wanna embarrass yourself, this isn't like the old days, these kids have cameras in there phones [points to 'Well Dressed Kid']

Marsh McGinley:
I'm not gonna cry, I'll bet you a hundred bucks.

Gary Crezyzewski:
Fine.

Marsh McGinley:
You know what let's make it $150, I need a new suit!

Well Dressed Kid:
Ugh, I don't even want to see a suit that cost 150 dollars!

Marsh McGinley:
Come on Crezyzewski. You're the best bowler at the station. It's in your Polish blood, like Kielbasa and collaborating with the Nazis.

Chuck Darling:
You're like one of those self-impregnating hammerhead sharks, only not as friendly.

Montana Diaz Herrera:
It's pouring outside. I didn't know it was going to rain today.

Kelly Carr:
You're the weather girl.

Montana Diaz Herrera:
Yeah. Go figure.

Chuck Darling:
[seeing Kelly wearing overalls and work gloves] I see the fashion party is in full swing.

Kelly Carr:
We're still preparing for the party.

Chuck Darling:
What are you going to do, gut a deer?

Chuck Darling:
We're men. This is what men do. [hears loud noise] We're going to need some men.

Montana Diaz Herrera:
Okay, there's a possum on my car. Are we in Pittsburgh or Narnia?