Baddiel & Skinner Unplanned Live from London's West End

Frank Skinner:
[in response to question "Which three people would you choose to be stranded on a desert island with?"] If I could have any three people, I'd have Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

David Baddiel:
Jordan... and err...

Bloke in audience:
[really loud] What about Jeff Astle?

David Baddiel:
And I'd have that bloke there.

Frank Skinner:
He'd be very good at calling out to passing ships. Not many people would come and pick us up mind. [shouts] "We're on this desert island!" People in the rescue boat would go, "Yep, and you're f***ing staying there mate... Wait a minute, is that Jordan?" [mimes doing a handbrake turn in a speedboat]