Bang, Bang, It's Reeves and Mortimer

Vic:
I was born to run a club like this. Number 1, I do not spook easily, and those who think I do, are wasting their time, with their surprise attacks. Number 2, women feel comfortable in my presence, with my tales of sexual experimentation, both on the high-seas, and on railway property. Number 3, I am a wizard with star-shaped Chinese weaponry, which I throw accurately, and without due forethought. And number 4, the audience is like... ginger in my hands... Putty!.

Vic:
[as Tom Fun] I can now offer you the fun experience of a lifetime.

Bob:
[as Derek] What's that Tom?

Vic:
[as Tom Fun] Derek, we're gunna get in the drains.

Bob:
[as Derek] Brilliant Tom, into the drains we go.