Barney & Friends

Barney:
And remember, I love you!

Barney:
Hello again to all my friends. I'm glad you came to play. Our fun and learning never ends. Here's what we did today.

Min:
[after they put their pretend airplane together] Okay, Captain, we're ready for takeoff.

Barney:
Then fasten your seat belts, and away we'll goooooooooooo!

Barney:
Knock-knock.

Luci, Derek, Shawn, Tina:
Who's there?

Barney:
I go "Quack, quack", not "Cluck, cluck". I waddle when I walk. I am a...

Tina:
[hearing a duck quack] Duck!

Barney:
Knock-knock.

Shawn, Derek, Luci, Tina:
Who's there?

Barney:
You'll love my curly tail, and I grow up to be really big. I squeal "Oink, oink". I am a...

Luci:
That's got to be a pig.

Barney:
Knock-knock.

Shawn, Tina, Luci, Derek:
Who's there?

Barney:
I'm soft and fuzzy, yes, I am. My mommy goes, "Baa-baa". I am a...

Shawn:
Lamb!

Barney:
Knock-knock.

Shawn, Derek, Tina, Luci:
Who's there?

Barney:
I eat grass and make milk for you now. I go, "Moo, moo". I must be a...

Shawn, Derek, Tina, Luci:
Cow!

Barney:
Knock-knock.

Shawn, Tina, Derek, Luci:
Who's there?

Barney:
I'm yellow and fluffy. I run really quick. My daddy's a rooster. I'm a little...

Shawn:
A little baby chick.

Luci, Min, Michael, Shawn:
[singing] Oh, Mister Sun, Sun, Mister Golden Sun,/Please shine down on me./Oh, Mister Sun, Sun, Mister Golden Sun,/Hiding behind a tree... /These little children are asking you/To please come out so we can play with you./Oh, Mister Sun, Sun, Mister Golden Sun,/Please shine down on me.

Barney:
Everybody grows, and that's a *very* good thing we all do!

Barney:
[singing] Dance with the fiddlers, dance with the trumpeters, dance with the drummers. [chanting] Dance and dance and dance until you all fall down with me! Whee!

Barney:
Oh I *love* being king, with all my fiddlers, trumpeters, drummers, and my dear, fair queen! Your Royal Highness, I have a question.

Min:
Yes, King Barney?

Barney:
If it pleases Your Royal Highness, may we do the dance again?

Min:
Yes, you may. Let the dance continue.

Barney:
Oh, goody!

Kathy:
What's next on the map, Barney?

Barney:
[reading the back of the map by mistake] Hm, okay, let's check here and uh... oh, no!

Kathy, Min, Michael, Derek:
[ad lib] What is it, Barney?

Barney:
The words and pictures are all gone! The map is all empty! I just don't understand what could have happened... [mumbles]

Michael:
Barney?

Barney:
Yes, Michael?

Michael:
You're holding the map backwards.

[pointing to the other side of the map]

Michael:
The words are on the other side.

Barney:
They are?

[Michael nods as Barney flips to the other side of the map]

Barney:
Oh, they are!

[giggles]

Barney:
Okay...

[clears throat]

Barney:
Let's see now, uh...

[reading the words upside down]

Barney:
tray eechem, wee ray un sapeh shum...

[mumbles]

Barney:
...oh, now the words are upside down!

Kathy, Min, Michael, Derek:
Barney!

Barney:
[giggles] Just kidding.