Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

Joker:
So, what's an old-timer like you want with a two-timer like me?

Joker:
Whoops! Ha! I guess the joke's on me. You're not Batman after all. Looks like there's a new face in Gotham and soon his name will be all over town... to say nothing of his legs, and feet, and spleen, and head...

Joker:
Can't be too careful with all those weirdos around.

Andrea Beaumont:
What's that you're practicing?

Bruce Wayne:
Jujitsu.

Andrea Beaumont:
Gesundheit... That was a joke.

Joker:
Mi casa nostra es su casa nostra.

Batman:
Do you still follow your dad's orders?

Andrea Beaumont:
The way I see it, the only one in this room controlled by his parents is you.

Alfred:
Vengeance blackens the soul, Bruce. I've always feared that you would become that which you fought against. You walk the edge of that abyss every night, but you haven't fallen in and I thank heaven for that.

Andrea Beaumont:
Yes.

Andrea Beaumont:
I am.

Andrea Beaumont:
So, tell me - with all that money and power, how come you always look like you want to jump off a cliff?

Bruce Wayne:
Why do you care?

Andrea Beaumont:
I don't. Mom was asking.

Andrea Beaumont:
Hi. Hey, what happened to you? Trip over some loose cash? It's been three days since we met and still no calls. I figured you must be dead or something.

Bruce Wayne:
You expect every guy you meet to call you up?

Andrea Beaumont:
The ones who are smart enough to dial a phone.

Bruce Wayne:
What am I doing, Alfred? This isn't part of the Plan! I must be going nuts!

Alfred Pennyworth:
If I may be so bold, sir, I'd say quite the opposite.

Bruce Wayne:
It doesn't mean I don't care anymore. I don't want to let you down, honest, but... but it just doesn't hurt so bad anymore. You can understand that, can't you? Look, I can give money to the city - they can hire more cops. Let someone else take the risk, but it's different now!

Bruce Wayne:
Please! I need it to be different now. I know I made a promise, but I didn't see this coming. I didn't count on being happy.

Bruce Wayne:
Please! Tell me that it's okay.

Andrea Beaumont:
Maybe they already have. Maybe they sent me.

Batman:
You think you know everything about me, don't you?

Alfred Pennyworth:
I diapered your bottom; I bloody well ought to, *sir*!

Alfred Pennyworth:
My... God!

Alfred Pennyworth:
There are certain advantages to having a sturdy cranium, Master Bruce. But then, hardheadedness was always your virtue.

Charles "Chuckie" Sol:
What do you want?

The Phantasm:
I want you, Chuckie boy.

Andrea Beaumont:
You're not smiling, Joker. I thought you found death amusing.

The Joker:
Oh, me? You won't hear a giggle out of me.

The Joker:
Ain't it always the way? You get in the mood and company shows up.

The Phantasm:
Salvatore Valestra, your Angel of Death awaits...

The Joker:
For once, I'm stuck without a punchline.

The Phantasm:
Stay away! This is not your fight!

Batman:
This madness ends NOW!

The Joker:
Very cute! But I can blow smoke too, toots!

The Phantasm:
You always were a loser Mr. Bronski.

Buzz Bronski:
Chuckie, Chuckie, Chuckie. You always were a loser.

The Phantasm:
BUZZ!

Joker:
You're crazy! I'm your only chance to get out of here! Let me go or we'll both die!

Batman:
Whatever it takes!

Police Commissioner James Gordon:
He didn't do it! It's garbage, Councilman! The Batman does not kill. You want him, you get him! I'll have no part in it.

Joker:
You just don't know when to quit, do you?

Salvatore "Sal The Wheezer" Valestra:
Hello, Joker. Didn't mean to drop by unannounced.

Joker:
DON'T TOUCH ME OLD MAN... I don't know where you've been.

The Joker:
What a photo op: The city councilman and his wacky pal!

The Joker:
That's it. That's what I want to see, a nice big smile.

Bruce Wayne:
Is my shirt too big, or is that my flesh crawling?

Joker:
I'm impressed, lady. You're harder to kill than a cockroach on steroids.

Joker:
Gotta hand it to you, nice scheme. Costume's a bit theatrical, but hey, who am I to talk?

The Phantasm:
So, you figured it out.