Batman Beyond

Terry McGinnis:
Look, if you had any proof they were going to do something, it would be different. But I'm not going to change my plans because of a hunch.

Bruce Wayne:
Batman would.

Terry McGinnis:
Hey, I put my life on the line all the time. One night isn't going to make any difference.

Bruce Wayne:
One night always makes the difference.

Batman:
Stalker, games over!

Terry McGinnis:
'Terry, today was beach day, remember? Where were you?' Oh, nowhere, Mom, just out saving the world.

Terry McGinnis:
[about Bruce Wayne] So why do you hate him so much? [later, after a long conversation over coffee]

Commissioner Barbara Gordon:
No, I don't hate him. I hate what he's become. Such a great man... so alone.

[Upon seeing her Batgirl costume in a display case in the Batcave]

Commissioner Barbara Gordon:
I see you've sewn up the bullet holes.

Terry McGinnis:
[after Barbara used a batarang to disarm Curare] I guess you never lose the touch. How'd it feel?

Commissioner Barbara Gordon:
Like old times. You better go. Ii wouldn't look good if...

[turns to see Batman gone]

Commissioner Barbara Gordon:
Like old times all right.

Terry McGinnis:
That's the best you can do?

Bruce Wayne:
I'm only human.

Terry McGinnis:
I keep forgetting.

Dana Tan:
Talk, talk, talk. Let's dance.

Derek Powers:
Who are you?

Terry McGinnis:
You really want to know?

Derek Powers:
Yes!

Terry McGinnis:
You killed my father.

Derek Powers:
...Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

Terry McGinnis:
Too bad. It's all you get.

Blight:
Why do you persist in tormenting me? All I wanted was to be alone.

Batman:
Can't let you run around. We have rules against radioactive waste.

Terry McGinnis:
[about Powers] This guy had my father murdered and all he's done since is hide from the law. Well, no more hiding for Mr. Derek Powers. Now everyone can see what he is... even in the dark.

Commissioner Gordon:
You're out of your mind!

Shriek:
Duh.

Big Time:
[Breaks down the door to the office] Richie!

Richard Armacost:
Charlie?

Batman:
The growth hormone...

Big Time:
[Cerros lunges at him and Big Time sends him flying into a window with a punch, then slams Batman and the desk up into the ceiling] This is your fault, Richie. Look what you did to me!

Richard Armacost:
Now Charlie... none of us wanted this to happen to you. [Grabs him by the neck and holds him over the edge of the balcony] No! Charlie! Don't!

Big Time:
I protected you, Richie, and you said you'd take care of me. Instead, you told that ant in there that he could walk all over me!

Richard Armacost:
Charlie... please!

Big Time:
Take a look down there, Richie, see how tiny all the people look? That's what you are to me now. You belong with them. [Batman frees himself from the ceiling and fires a cable around his legs, making him drop Richard and leaving him hanging from the railing]

Terry McGinnis:
Charlie was 18, and I was 14. My folks were breaking up and he and I were... being angry kids. Busting windows, shoplifting... and one day Charlie decided to prove himself to this big gang and he... dragged me along on a heist. I didn't even know what we were doing when he climbed in the window.

Max Gibson:
But you went in, too.

Terry McGinnis:
Never said I was bright. Next thing I knew, the cops were shouting "Freeze" and I was doing 90 days in juvie. That was a slap on the wrist next to Charlie. He was in prison for 3 years.

Max Gibson:
And that's why you've been running around with guilt ever since he rolled into town. You don't owe him anything.

Terry McGinnis:
He's my friend, Max, and he's gonna die if I don't do something. [Starts to walk away]

Max Gibson:
You can't bring him to his senses. He has to do that himself.

Terry McGinnis:
Maybe I can at least keep him alive until he does.

[to elderly Bruce Wayne]

Derek Powers:
So how are you holding up, Bruce?

Bruce Wayne:
With a cane.

[Terry looks at the Grey Ghost costume]

Bruce Wayne:
Way before your time.

Commissioner Barbara Gordon:
I hear you wrangled yourself a new errand boy.

Bruce Wayne:
I never wrangled anyone. Every one of you came to me.

Commissioner Barbara Gordon:
Maybe for once you should try to talk someone out of it.

Bruce Wayne:
Would it have worked for you?

[flying the Batmobile for the first time]

Batman:
This is *unbearably* cool!

Bruce Wayne:
[while Terry is piloting the Batmobile] Remember, easy gestures, let the suit do the work...

Batman:
[speeding] WOO-HOO!

Bruce Wayne:
Mind not doing that?

Batman:
Sorry.

Bruce Wayne:
You scratch it, no allowance.

[entering a museum]

Terry McGinnis:
You should see this place: antiques, relics... you'd feel right at home here.

Bruce Wayne:
Cute.

[Contemplating the Royal Flush Gang's next move]

Bruce Wayne:
All of their crimes are playing-card-related, and the earliest playing-card decks had swords, not spades.

Terry McGinnis:
How does the yacht fit in?

Bruce Wayne:
It was part of a yacht *club*.

Terry McGinnis:
Ouch.

[On Terry's prospective girlfriend, who turns out to be a criminal]

Terry McGinnis:
This kinda thing ever happen to you?

Bruce Wayne:
Let me tell you about a woman named Selina Kyle.

Bruce Wayne:
[Bruce Wayne in the mechanized bat suit just risked a heart attack to fight and defeat Inque] Now do you believe me about why I retired?

Terry McGinnis:
Not entirely, but tonight, I'm glad you didn't stay retired.

Bruce Wayne:
Interesting.

Terry McGinnis:
Interesting? That's all you can say? It was unbelievable!

Bruce Wayne:
A word I rarely use.

Bill Wallace:
[after telling the story of what happened to Jackie's real father] I'm sorry, I can't bring him back.

Terry McGinnis:
But he is back, isn't he?

Jackie:
What do you mean?

Terry McGinnis:
That chemical they were dumping had catalyzing properties, it can scramble DNA with other organic materials, like the Earth itself.

Bruce Wayne:
This stuff can turn a person's DNA inside out. It's toxic industrial waste. Probably buried several years ago. That's where Wallace fits in.

Terry McGinnis:
You're getting a little ahead of me.

Bruce Wayne:
Don't you read the news? I was only ten years ago.

Terry McGinnis:
I was seven.

Bruce Wayne:
Oh. Well, back then, the DA accused Wallace of dumping this kind of chemical. Nothing was ever proved though.

Dana:
You're cheating.

Terry McGinnis:
Am not.

Dana:
You have to be cheating. There's no way you could know something like that without a calculator.

Terry McGinnis:
People used to.

Dana:
You're saying you memorized the multiplication tables? What for?

Terry McGinnis:
My dad was a scientist. Guess he wanted me to be ready for anything.

Dana:
15 times 15.

Terry McGinnis:
225.

Mad Stan:
You're all infected with the disease of bureaucracy! But I know the cure, man! All of you must be destroyed! ALL OF YOU!

[in his V.R. fantasy, Stan has wired City Hall to explode]

Mad Stan:
[laughing] Finally, an end to the bureaucratic nightmare!

[he triggers the bombs, and the whole building collapses]

Mad Stan:
No more graft! No more payoffs! NO MORE JURY DUTY! [laughs hysterically and you see the police watching him laugh while hooked up to the V.R. machine]

Policeman:
Wonder what he's so happy about? [Mad Stan continues laughing until the fade out]

[in the Batmobile]

Max:
Ouch! Could you get your ear out of my eye?

Batman:
I warned you, the Batmobile wasn't built to carry two people.

Max:
All those billions, and you'd think that he could afford a back seat.

Max:
How do you do it?

Batman:
Do what?

Max:
This hero thing.

Batman:
It's easier for me. I got the suit.

Max:
No. How do you save the world... AND NOT TELL ANYBODY?

Terry McGinnis:
Remember, you're a hero.

Magma:
No, I'm an accident. Real heroes, they make a choice. I never did.

Max Gibson:
Run.

Terry McGinnis:
You called it.

[She runs towards the Jokerz and tackles one of them]

Terry McGinnis:
Not what I meant.

Terry McGinnis:
This could work out after all.

Max Gibson:
Just one thing McGinnis. Call me Robin, and I'm out of here.

Terry McGinnis:
No problem, Alfred.

Batman:
[Runs after and grabs Trey and then sees the card key for Maxine Gibson's locker around his neck] What are you doing with this?

Trey:
I use it to scrape bugs off my windshield. I guess that isn't working, you're still here!

Batman:
You've been breaking into school lockers. Why?

Trey:
Just her locker, to post a message, she's a threat!

Batman:
Because she can finger you clowns beneath your grease paint?

Trey:
I wouldn't know anything about that. I just do as I'm told.

Batman:
Tell your boss to back off! I'll get Max off his tail. You think you can relay that message for me? [Throws Trey to the ground]

Trey:
Sure man, but you may wanna give us a tow back to the school. That's where we left him.

Terry McGinnis:
How do I tell her no?

Bruce Wayne:
You're asking *me* for advice on handling women?

Terry McGinnis:
Ah. I see your point.

Terry McGinnis:
I can't believe I got her involved in this.

Bruce Wayne:
Now you sound like batman.

Terry McGinnis:
What?

Bruce Wayne:
I've been right where you are, more times than I care to count. And like you said, there is no way you could have stopped her.

Terry McGinnis:
There's Donny. I'll feel better when I rip spellbinder's location out of his face.

Bruce Wayne:
Or you could cool your jets and just tail him.

Terry McGinnis:
Oh, I guess that's a good idea too.

Max:
Rough night?

Terry McGinnis:
Aren't they all?

Max:
Maybe you need someone out there with you. You could do worse you know.

Terry McGinnis:
Forget it.

Max:
Why should you have all the fun?

Terry McGinnis:
Max, it's not fun.

Max:
What? Flying, intrigue power? Yeah, you're right. It's a drag.

Max:
So, where does the old man go to unwind?

Terry McGinnis:
Tibet. He's visiting some old guru mentor friend. He's got them all over the place.

Max:
Perfect. You can take Dana out to that cozy restaurant on the beach.

Terry McGinnis:
Can't. Gotta work.

Max:
You know you're skating on thin ice with her already.

Terry McGinnis:
You don't get it. He expects me to even harder when he's gone.

Max:
Why?

Max:
He always thinks something bad's going to happen the minute he leaves town. And somehow he's always right.

Mr. Walker:
I couldn't stand it anymore. The constant comparison. Do you have any idea what it's like living in someone's shadow?

Terry McGinnis:
Actually, I can relate.

Paxton Powers:
You want to give me a concussion?

Terry McGinnis:
Maybe.

Bruce Wayne:
I always been a bit of a night person.

[after Stephanie's cold-blooded attempt to murder and dissect him, Freeze turns the tables and appears in a suit of armor]

Dr. Stephanie Lake:
We were only trying to help you...

Mr. Freeze:
[repeating her words] Remember, there may be some momentary discomfort.

[cut to outside the building, hearing the hum of Freeze's cold guns, and Stephanie screaming]

Blight:
And behold, I shall be a blight upon the land, and everything I touch shall wither and die.

Mr. Freeze:
Stay where you are.

Batman:
You've got to get out of here, Fries! The whole place is going to go!

Mr. Freeze:
Believe me, you're the only one who cares.

[Dr. Lake goes into a lab where Mr. Freeze's head is being stored]

Mr. Freeze:
Take a good look, doctor. I've been like this for nearly fifty years and I haven't aged one day. I have become what many men have dreamed of: an immortal. And yet, there hasn't been a day, an hour, a minute, I haven't thought about death. It obsesses me. Even now.

Batman:
And who are you, sunshine?

Blight:
"Blight" will do.

Batman:
Just because he ran off doesn't mean he'll come back.

Bruce Wayne:
He'll be back. Count on it. He lives for revenge.

Batman:
Not the Victor Fries I met.

Bruce Wayne:
What you met was a ghost.

Derek Powers:
Dr. Lake and I have taken every precaution, Victor. Let me assure you...

Mr. Freeze:
Save your breath. I am neither afraid nor capable of being comforted by your banal words.

Terry McGinnis:
Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton... I don't know.

Max Gibson:
Come on. Clinton was the fun one, then came the boring one.

Terry McGinnis:
They're all boring.

Bennie:
Ow, what was that for?

Tyrus Black:
That's for saying 'I told you so'.

Bennie:
But I didn't.

Tyrus Black:
But you were gonna!

Batman:
[after finding out Ra's transferred his mind into Talia's body] Lady, that is the sickest thing I've ever heard! You're creeping me out.

Bruce Wayne:
*You*? She *kissed* me!

[Bruce has the chance to become young again]

Terry McGinnis:
I'll tell you right now, there's no way I'm wearing the Robin suit.

[watching Batman:
The Musical]

Bruce Wayne:
You hate me, don't you?

Terry McGinnis:
Come on, lighten up, it's your birthday.

Bruce Wayne:
Don't remind me.

Terry McGinnis:
Hey, it took me weeks to get tickets to this show. It's shway!

Bruce Wayne:
Its schw-arbage.

[in "Batman:
The Musical"]

Gordon:
Good work, Caped Crusader. Once again you've saved our fair city from those vile miscreants.

Player Batman:
They were no problem, Commissioner. For as we all know, criminals are...

[singing]

Player Batman:
A superstitious, cowardly lot! They plan and plot, but they always get caught!

Gordon, Player Batman:
Their evil schemes all come to naught! A superstitious, cowardly lot!

Bruce Wayne:
I should have known you'd cheat death again, Ra's.

Ra's Al Ghul:
I don't cheat death, I master it. Though, I assure you, this time my longevity comes at a price most dear.

Bruce Wayne:
Talia.

Ra's Al Ghul:
But now this youthful form has served its purpose. It is time for me to move on to a new body: yours.

Bruce Wayne:
[sarcastic] Sure, Ra's, why not? Anything to hold off the Grim Reaper another few seconds. [contemptuous] I take it back. You don't cheat death, you whimper in fear of it.

Ra's Al Ghul:
[backhands him] Silence!

Bruce Wayne:
And you hit like a girl.

Talia:
Very thorough, Terry. Though Father's name was pronounced "Raish," not "Razz." A common mistake.

Batman:
Lady, that is the sickest thing that I've ever seen. You're creeping me out.

Bruce Wayne:
You? She kissed me.

Bruce Wayne:
Who are you?

Payback:
I'm your worst nightmare!

Bruce Wayne:
You have no idea what my nightmares are like.

Batman:
This isn't the jungle and this isn't False Face!

Stalker:
There are worse things than an honorable death.

Terry McGinnis:
Betcha it's a short list.

Mad Stan:
[after he sets his last charge and pulls out his detonator] BLOW IT ALL UP! [Batman throws a batarang at the wire between the detonator and the suit, cutting it, then knocks him to the floor with a punch, then pins him and pulls one of his arms behind his back]

Batman:
Keep it down, Stan. We're in a library.

Mad Stan:
You think this is a joke? Look around, Batman! Society's crumbling! And do you know why?

Batman:
Too many overdue books? [pulls out handcuffs and puts them on one of his wrists]

Mad Stan:
Information overload, man! [Grabs Batman by the neck with his ankles and flips him off his back to the floor] As a society we're drowning in a quagmire of vid-clips, e-mail, and sound bytes! [Puts him in an arm lock] We can't absorb it all! There's only one sane solution: [puts a bomb with a 10 second timer on the side of Batman's face] BLOW IT UP! [Swings him around and flings him a distance, Batman wrenches the bomb off his face and tosses it away before it detonates and he braces himself from the impact on one of the walls]

Batman:
[after Mad Stan throws him into a wall and he lands on his back on the ground] For this, I'm missing a date?

Rat Boy:
You're just like all the others...

Dana Tan:
What?

Rat Boy:
I thought you'd understand, but you're no different.

Dana Tan:
[as a few dog-sized rats line up next to him and growl] You mean you've done this before?

Rat Boy:
With other kids the world didn't want. I can see them all from down here. I took them away from all that and gave them a home.

Dana Tan:
What happened to them?

Rat Boy:
[pulls out a whistle and smirks] They don't make fun of me anymore. [Blows the whistle and the rats close in on her]

Dana Tan:
Oh my god! [Steps back into Rat Boy, who grabs her by the arms]

Rat Boy:
You shouldn't have made fun of me! [Raises his arm, about to hit her, then Batman jump kicks him, sending him sliding a short distance on the floor]

Terry McGinnis:
You built that company. And now Powers is making nerve-gas there. You gotta do something. You're Batman.

Bruce Wayne:
I WAS Batman.

Bruce Wayne:
Welcome to my world.

Mr. Fixx:
You're pretty strong, for some clown who thinks he's Batman.

Batman:
I AM Batman.

Bruce Wayne:
These people believe anything they can't explain is magic.

Terry McGinnis:
Naturally, you don't believe in that kind of thing.

Bruce Wayne:
Of course I do. I've seen it all. Demons, witch boys, immortals, zombies. But this thing... I don't know. It just feels so... high school.

Terry McGinnis:
So get this. My school counselor says my problem is I lack direction.

Bruce Wayne:
Go to the Hall of Records. I'm showing a break in at their data bank.

Terry McGinnis:
Somehow I don't think that's what she meant by direction.

Terry McGinnis:
Tell me something: Why were you so sure those voices weren't comin' from you?

Bruce Wayne:
Well, first, I know I'm not psychotic.

Terry McGinnis:
I hope your other reason's more convincing.

Bruce Wayne:
And second, the voice kept calling me Bruce. In my mind, that's not what I call myself.

Terry McGinnis:
What do you call yourself?

[Bruce gives Terry a long stare]

Terry McGinnis:
Oh, yeah. I suppose you would.

[Voice sinking to Batman's tone]

Terry McGinnis:
But that's my name now.

Bruce Wayne:
Hmm. Tell that to my subconscious.

Bruce Wayne:
Why did you call me here?

Sneak Peek:
I can't control it anymore. And it's happening without the belt. [camera focuses on his abdomen becoming intangible]

Bruce Wayne:
What do you want from me?

Sneak Peek:
My body is losing its substance. You have the resources. That company, all those scientists.

Bruce Wayne:
There are other companies.

Sneak Peek:
Yes, but Taka worked for yours.

Bruce Wayne:
What does he have to do with this?

Sneak Peek:
I was the last one to interview him.

Bruce Wayne:
Taka would never have talked to someone like you...

Sneak Peek:
You'd be surprised how obsequious someone like me can be when I need to. I have Taka's files and research right in there. [points to the counter] I even have the belt he made.

Bruce Wayne:
[Grabs him by the shirt] You stole it! You're the one who started the fire!

Sneak Peek:
[Pushes him off] I had to have it! To him it was just some experiment but to me it was power... a chance to kick my career into high gear! [Bruce walks away as the intangible part starts to spread]

Sneak Peek:
You can't leave, you gotta help me! [Grabs Bruce by the shoulder]

Bruce Wayne:
[turns to face him] Give me one good reason!

Sneak Peek:
I know your secret, I know who you used to be! [at that moment, his head becomes intangible]

Bruce Wayne:
[with a smirk] You're losing your head! [starts walking away again]

Sneak Peek:
Wait! [pulls a disc out of his coat pocket] Here it is! The only unedited footage from the cave, no one's seen it but me! [Bruce doesn't respond] Take it! [Throws the disc at him, he doesn't turn around] Rragh! [Puts him in an arm lock and they struggle until Batman shows up and knocks him a distance, by then, all but his arms and legs are intangible, he picks up a gun and fires a few shots at Batman, one hits the ceiling and bits of it fall onto Bruce and Batman. They climb out of the rubble, then he smirks and aims the gun at them then it suddenly falls out of his hand as he becomes entirely intangible and stars to sink through the floor] Wha? Huh? Aaah! Help! Help meeeeee! [as he goes all the way through the floor]

Bruce Wayne:
Looks like there's only one force left that has any effect on him. Gravity.

Terry McGinnis:
There's something I gotta tell you...

Mrs. Mary McGinnis:
After the show, dear.

Terry McGinnis:
No, it can't wait. I... I'm... Batman. [Mary and Matt both laugh hysterically in response] Seriously, I am!

Mrs. Mary McGinnis:
Honey, please.

Matthew 'Matt' McGinnis:
Hey, it's coming on!

TV Announcer:
Today's edition of Inside Peek has been postponed due to technical difficulties, please stay tuned for an encore presentation of... [Matt turns off the TV]

Matthew 'Matt' McGinnis:
Postponed? Why'd they do that?

Mrs. Mary McGinnis:
Maybe Ian Peek lost his nerve.

Terry McGinnis:
Somehow, I doubt that.

Terry McGinnis:
Sounds like something's happening at City Hall.

Bruce Wayne:
City Hall? Better be careful.

Terry McGinnis:
Always am.

Bruce Wayne:
Yes, but you've never had to face politicians before.

Batman:
What I'm saying, is you or someone who works for you has the ability to go through walls.

Sneak Peek:
If I could do that, I'd be a very rich reporter.

Batman:
But you *are* a rich reporter.

[first lines]

Howard:
I just don't see the point.

Dana Tan:
Of a library? Come on, Howard.

Howard:
It's so... retro. All the information you want you can get over the net. Books too.

Dana Tan:
But what about the feeling of holding the book in your hands? You can't get that over the net.

[woman screams in the distance]

Terry McGinnis:
Did you hear a scream?

Dana Tan:
Hey, it's Gotham City. That's practically our theme song.

[the gorilla known as Fingers returns to street level outside Gotham Studios, and flags down a cab which, surprisingly, stops]

Cab driver:
Where to, sir?

Fingers:
The Wildlife Way Station, fast.

Cab driver:
Yes, sir.

[Fingers gets into the back of the cab, which sags with his substantial weight. The door closes and the cab drives off]

Cab driver:
Must be hot in that costume.

Fingers:
You get used to it.

[last lines]

[Above a jungle, a cargo carrier lands. Fingers walks out, followed by Terry and Bruce]

Fingers:
[looks around] Looks the same. Quieter, though.

[Terry looks to Bruce, who takes an injection gun from under his jacket and walks up behind Fingers]

Fingers:
[turns around halfway, waves it off] No. No injection.

Bruce Wayne:
But this will get rid of your human DNA.

Terry McGinnis:
You won't remember what happened.

Fingers:
I want to remember.

[Bruce puts away the injection gun]

Fingers:
I've been given a gift. I'm strong as a gorilla, but smart as a human. I'm going to use it.

Terry McGinnis:
How?

Fingers:
There'll be more poachers. There'll always be more. But now they'll have to deal with me.

[Fingers walks off, looking back at the edge of the clearing once before entering the forest]

Terry McGinnis:
He knows who we are.

Bruce Wayne:
I don't think we need to worry. He's a kindred spirit if I've ever seen one.

[Fingers grabs James Van Doyle on the ground by the front of his shirt]

Fingers:
Where is my mother?

James Van Dyle:
I... I-I probably sold her.

Fingers:
"Probably"?

James Van Dyle:
I don't know. I-I-I don't keep track.

Fingers:
She was my mother!

James Van Dyle:
[softly] To me, it was just another gorilla.

[Fingers growls, lifts Van Dyle up and holds him high against a tree. Batman recovers from the taser hits]

Batman:
No!

[Batman rushes over and tries to pull Fingers' right arm away from the gasping Van Dyle. Fingers growls and bats Batman aside and proceeds to choke Van Dyle]

Batman:
[getting up again] That's right, kill him. It's what anybody would do. Any human.

Fingers:
[insulted] I am not human.

Batman:
Well, you're sure not a gorilla anymore.

[Fingers drops Van Dyle and walks away, past Batman]

Batman:
[confronting Spellbinder outside of Wayne Manor] It's over, Billings. I know who you are.

Spellbinder:
I'm glad that makes you feel superior.

Terry McGinnis:
[to Bruce] I guess you're the expert on troubled kids. You collect them, right?

Terry McGinnis:
[seeing the label on the suit he's borrowing] Who's D.G.?

Ramond:
We tried to kill DA Young, but Batman...

Dr. Emil Cuvier:
Forget Batman! It was your weakness that ruined my plan!

[Batman has just shot a splicer with antidote, transmuting her back to normal]

Ramond:
What did you do to her?

Batman:
Let's say I put the cat out.

Ramond:
No! I'll never go back to being a nobody!

[Batman throws the splicer to a wall, then shoots him with antidote]

Batman:
Have a dose of reality, pal. You're gonna need it.

Batman:
I fixed your pets, Doc! Now it's just you and me! So come out and face me, man to freak show!

[Howard is trying to break up with his robotic "girlfriend", Cynthia]

Howard:
[finishing]... we can still be friends.

[Batman groans and puts a hand over his eyes]

Cynthia:
Friends...? *FRIENDS?*

[she starts to vibrate and crackle]

Howard:
Wrong thing to say?

Batman:
Is it ever the *right* thing?

Bruce Wayne:
This isn't the first time Superman's gone rogue. I made sure to be prepared for when it happens again. I prayed I'd never have to use it.

Batman:
Kryptonite. This could kill him.

Bruce Wayne:
Do whatever it takes, but make sure you stop him.

Clark Kent:
Good to see you Bruce.

Bruce Wayne:
It's been a while.

Clark Kent:
You seem to be holding up pretty well.

Bruce Wayne:
I could use some of that Kryptonian DNA.

Clark Kent:
You'll outlive us all, Bruce. You're too stubborn to die.

Bruce Wayne:
[Looks at Terry] What are you smiling at?

Batman:
Nothing.

Big Barda:
[trying to get Batman to join the League full time] Come on. It'll put you one up on the old man. He never got past part-timer.

Superman:
Yeah, he wasn't what you'd call a joiner.

Batman:
Maybe we've got more in common than you thought.

[walks away from the League members]

Superman:
More than you think, son. More than you think.

[Batman is fleeing an alien-possessed Superman in the Batmobile]

Batman:
[to Bruce, on the radio] How fast does this thing go?

Bruce Wayne:
Mach 3.

Batman:
Is that faster than a speeding bullet?

Batman:
The kryptonite was two inches from my hand. But I hesitated.

Bruce Wayne:
Why?

Batman:
The guy's the greatest hero who ever lived. Uh, one of the greatest.

Bruce Wayne:
But now you know better.

Kai-Ro:
What ever it is, it seems to have some how embedded itself in his skin.

Batman:
Any chance of getting it off?

Kai-Ro:
I must remind you, this not just one alien species before us, it's two. And I do not yet understand the subtleties of their interactions.

Rex Stewart:
I'll take that as an I don't no.

Batman:
[after being tripped during a balance exercise] No fair!

Kairi Tanaga:
Fair? The only fair around here is in September. Deal with it!

[talking about a villain HQ]

Terry McGinnis:
It's a toxic waste dump.

Bruce Wayne:
Or so they say. Can you think of a better way to keep people away?

Terry McGinnis:
Call it a high school?

Bruce Wayne:
You're lucky. It was just a minor concussion. And four cracked ribs.

Terry McGinnis:
Only four?

Bruce Wayne:
It'll hurt when you move. And breathing won't be fun either.

Dr. Childes:
I'm telling you it's a big mistake. She's rude, she's sarcastic, and she has absolutely no respect.

Terry McGinnis:
Gotta be Max.

Terry McGinnis:
Ma Mayhem?

Bruce Wayne:
A tabloid gave her that name. It was the golden age of alliteration.

Terry McGinnis:
So what do you want me to do? Wait until she tries to fence the ruby?

Bruce Wayne:
I have a feeling she'll be holding on to it. There was another robbery a week ago.

Terry McGinnis:
More rubies?

Bruce Wayne:
Exactly.

Terry McGinnis:
What is she going to do them all?

Bruce Wayne:
Don't know. But I have a feeling she not making slippers.

Terry McGinnis:
Slippers? From rubies?

Bruce Wayne:
Hm. Before your time.

Ma Mayhem:
This is getting old Batman.

Terry McGinnis:
Look whose talking.

Terry McGinnis:
No sign of him anywhere. I've lost him.

Bruce Wayne:
Him? That's a doll you're talking about, not a life.

Terry McGinnis:
It's my life if it's lost. I'll have to take family studies again. Have you ever taken family studies?

Bruce Wayne:
Terry, remember. It's not worth risking your life for an egg.

Terry McGinnis:
It will have to wait til tonight. I have to get to class. It's family studies and I'm failing.

Bruce Wayne:
How does someone fail family studies?

Ma Mayhem:
[to a butler in a house she's robbing] Do they really pay you enough for this?

Bruce Wayne:
I was getting concerned.

Terry McGinnis:
I'll bet you even brought along one of your spare Bat-Suits.

Bruce Wayne:
You'll never know.

[as Terry is on his way to find Bane]

Bruce Wayne:
Remember, he was a formidable opponent. Be careful.

Batman:
Come on, he must be a zillion years old. What trouble could an old geezer... [remembers who he's talking to] Never mind.

Batman:
How'd you con the formula out of Bane?

Jackson Chappell:
In the end, he needed Venom just to keep going. It got so bad he couldn't even make it himself. He had to trust someone.

Batman:
And now you're cashing in by selling poison to kids?

[several Hamilton Hill students are arrested for using Venom, and the coach is suspended from duty]

Mrs. Mary McGinnis:
Why would he allow that to go on?

Bruce Wayne:
He wanted to win at any cost. So he looked the other way.

Coach:
I eat punks like you for breakfast.

Batman:
Sorry to spoil your appetite.

Bruce Wayne:
When I was young, women used to throw themselves at my feet all the time.

Terry McGinnis:
What did you do?

Bruce Wayne:
Step over them.

Terry McGinnis:
Smooth.

Bruce Wayne:
I thought so.

Bruce Wayne:
Anything broken?

Terry McGinnis:
If I said yes, can I go home?

Bruce Wayne:
No.

Terry McGinnis:
[after Dr. Suzuki sends him flying into a wind tunnel facility, he gets up and sees a woman working at the control panel as Dr. Suzuki approaches through the hole] Hey! [she doesn't respond, he takes her headset off] Work day's over! [Dr. Suzuki fires a beam at him, sending him into the nearby wall as the woman runs off]

Dr. Blades:
[shortly after it's revealed that Dr. Suzuki is the Repeller] Suzuki, what have you done?

Dr. Suzuki:
Only what you were unable to do, Dr. Blades, boost the power of the Dia-Grav Rings.

Dr. Blades:
But the theoretical limits...

Dr. Suzuki:
Limits? [Fires a beam from his hand, barely missing Dr. Blades and making a small hole in the wall] There are no limits, and I've decided it would be more profitable if I kept that discovery to myself. [binds him with energy and lifts him up into the air] I knew a control freak like you would catch on to me eventually, Doctor. [Makes an evil smirk, then throws him through the door and into a control panel]