Beautician and the Beast

Joy Miller:
Flashy, not trashy.

Kleist:
In Slovetzia, hard work today, happiness tomorrow.

Joy Miller:
Put on your sunblock because it's rays today, raisins tomorrow.

Joy Miller:
In our country we can marry who we want. I decided on John Kennedy Jr., and while he's in denial, I'll travel.

Grushinsky:
Oh, you Americans and your positive thinking. There are some situations that a big toothed person cannot get you out of.

Joy Miller:
OK, a lot of great men had mustaches. Hitler, Franco...

Boris Pochenko:
Einstein!

Joy Miller:
Oh, and that's who you wanna look like?

Joy Miller:
It's control-top pantyhose. Holds you in like a stuffed sausage.

Grushinsky:
I thought you teach science!

Joy Miller:
TEACH it? I didn't even PASS it!

Joy Miller:
Could I possibly get a blanket without a head?

Joy Miller:
Who are you and what did you do with the little Nazi kid?

Boris Pochenko:
I don't know where anything is in this kitchen

Joy Miller:
Oh come on, I can find food in Ghandi's house, are you kidding me?

Joy Miller:
Oh honey, talk to the hand, the ears ain't listening!

Boris Pochenko:
Oh my, call an ambulance! She doesn't know what to say!

Joy Miller:
What are you doing?

Boris Pochenko:
You do not understand

Joy Miller:
Oh no? You have the temper of an eight year old, your own children are scared to DEATH of you! And you hit girls! Tell me when I'm getting warm!

Boris Pochenko:
This whole thing is none of your business!

Joy Miller:
You know maybe you're right. Because even if you can't see that doing the right thing even when you have nothing to gain, is what makes you... a mench, and decent, and civilized! I can't have anything to do with you

Boris Pochenko:
They boy will remain in prison, it's none of your business

Joy Miller:
You know everyone is right about you... you are a beast...

Joy Miller:
It's like Paris 50 years ago.

Judy Miller:
There were Nazis in Paris 50 years ago.

Boris Pochenko:
What a nice man that hermit was. I didn't even know I had a hermit!