Beauty and the Boss

Olive 'Ollie' Frey:
Well, you dictate so fast, I never know where my skirt is.

Count Von Tolheim:
Thirty years ago, I decided to devote myself entirely to beautiful young women and fine old wines. Since then, I've always been intoxicated by one or the other.

Ludwig Pfeffer Jr.:
[upon walking in on Baron Josef and Susie in a tight embrace] Hmmm. Looks like another merger to me.

Baron Josef von Ullrich:
Women are for non-working hours... you distract me.

Baron Josef von Ullrich:
No woman should look pretty who works in a bank. It disturbs the bankers. Takes the eyes of the tellers away from the bills and currency. The clerks become confused with their columns. It's dangerous. Invites disaster.

Baron Josef von Ullrich:
Well, Ludwig, how do you flying?

Ludwig Pfeffer Jr.:
Oh, I don't think it'll ever take the place of the horse and buggy.

Baron Josef von Ullrich:
[Speaking to Miss Frey] Pretty women... should NEVER think!

Baron Josef von Ullrich:
Poor child... 21, and no sweetheart? Addicted to "Love at Dawn" perfume. Smartly dressed. Silk stockings over perfect legs. An exquisite pair of shoulders. In short, a very distracting young woman.

Olive 'Ollie' Frey:
Oh, Baron!

Baron Josef von Ullrich:
Miss Frey, you'll please report yourself to the head of the Personnel Department.

Olive 'Ollie' Frey:
What for?

Baron Josef von Ullrich:
To tell the manager that you are no longer employed here. Your career as a woman is too promising for me to wreck.

Count Von Tolheim:
Tell me, tell me... Did you meet many beautiful ladies in America, eh?

Baron Josef von Ullrich:
No. I didn't speak to a woman while I was gone, unless it was someone's secretary. When I'm on business, I work. When I make love, I keep my mind on it. But both together? Never!

Count Von Tolheim:
[Speaking to the Baron] Well, I'll be running along. I never keep a man away from his work. It's a vice I never practice myself, but I'm very liberal-minded towards those who are addicted to it.

Baron Josef von Ullrich:
[the Baron's phone rings] Hello?

Girl in Bath Tub:
Hello, darling. It's Mimi. I just had to call you up. I bet you don't know where I am. I'm in the bathtub. Hear me splash? [Splashes water in the tub]

Baron Josef von Ullrich:
Go splash in the lake! [hangs up the phone]