Beerfest

Landfill/Gil:
We're the party brigade and we're here to play some drinking games

Landfill/Gil:
Real funny deutsch bag

Landfill/Gil:
Looks like we got the Brits in round 1. We already kicked their asses in WWII. Cheer-i-o, let's do it again!

Landfill/Gil:
Let's go get sour on some krauts!

Landfill/Gil:
It's fwustwating, it's fwustwating.

Landfill/Gil:
Let's light this Kraut-candle.

Jan Wolfhaus:
Get bent, Umlaut

Jan Wolfhaus:
You go. I'm never leaving this place!

Jan Wolfhaus:
He's got the eye of the Jew!

Wolfgang Von Wolfhaus:
I start to feel all cooped up in these U-boats, I had a bad experience once.

Great Gam Gam:
I always sleep better with a little sausage in me.

Barry Badrinath:
Hey Todd, about the old girlfriend, can we bury the hatchet, buddy?

Todd Wolfhouse:
I don't know.

Barry Badrinath:
I mean it was a one night stand, right? I mean she wasn't even that good looking. A real dead fish, right? She just laid there and took it like a plastic f*** doll.

Todd Wolfhouse:
I happened to have MARRIED that plastic f*** doll!!!

Barry Badrinath:
was in Thailand, playing Ping-Pong in Ding Dang. I was in a real high-stakes game in some opium den. Turned out the guys I was playing aren't the kind of guys who like to lose. After I beat them... they beat me. Worked me over pretty good..... Aaaand this is hard to say... but they held me down... and they shoved a ping pong paddle up my ass. It's never been the same. I'm damaged goods.

Charlie "Fink" Finklestein:
Ah geeze Barry! I don't know what I'd do if someone shoved a paddle-handle up my ass!

Barry Badrinath:
It wasn't the handle! I've been shitting pancakes ever since!

Great Gam Gam:
You and I are not so different Mr. Badrinath. I've had all kinds of things shoved up my ass. But you know what I did? I got over it!

Pim Scutney:
You're all fur-coat and no trousers you are!

Fink:
I'm sorry, one more time.

Rog Gobshire:
Shove off! We're gon' put the skittahs in your allan wickahs you plonker!!

Barry Badrinath:
(looks at Fink and gestures to Rog) Do you know what he's saying?

Barry Badrinath:
[after smashing beer mug with the ping pong ball] What do you think about that, f***head?

Hammacher:
[Takes a bite of glass from the same broken mug] What do you think about that, headf***??

Barry Badrinath:
It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ...

Phil "Landfill" Krundel:
What's a ZJ?

Barry Badrinath:
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Steve "Fink" Finklestein:
I've got $4.

Bring on the beer. They've got the nuts.

Comedy on tap

From the comic geniuses who brought you the phenomenon "Super Troopers".

Brewed in 2006

Prepare for the ultimate chug of war.

I sleep better with a little sausage in me