Behaving Badly

Pamela Bender:
Who is this slutty, slutty little b*tch?

Pamela Bender:
Who is this, and why aren't you wearing a bra?

Lucy Stevens:
What is it with the men in this family? You're such rotten f***s that you have to bring the neighbors to pinch hit for you?

Rick Stevens:
My mother's deep throating a breathing tube, and you want to know how far in college she got?

Nina Pennington:
Uh... there's a naked girl on your front porch...

Annette Stratton-Osborne:
Pinkies are overrated... Unless they're in the stink.

Nina Pennington:
Can I get something for you, honey? Tea? Soup? An HIV test?