Ben & Holly's Little Kingdom

Wise Old Elf:
Magic always leads to trouble!

Nanny Plum:
I'm Nanny Plum, not an astrophysicist.

Holly:
Zip-zap-zop! Upside down, you silly elf!

Nanny Plum:
As I said, ladybirds are never happy.

Nanny Plum:
I have a good mind to leave Ben as a hat just to teach you a lesson.

Nanny Plum:
Abracadabra, make clothes dry! THUNDER AND LIGHTING, FLAME AND FIRE! [burns clothes]

Nanny Plum:
Won't it be boring for you, Princess Holly? Watching a lot of sweaty little elves running about?

Nanny Plum:
Oh, Mr Elf. Stop fussing.

Wise Old Elf:
[draws a funny looking donkey] Here's the donkey.

Nanny Plum:
Looks like a cabbage.

Queen Thistle:
Or a duck.

Wise Old Elf:
It's a donkey!

Wise Old Elf:
Squeak! Can someone please turn me back into an elf?

Nanny Plum:
No. We can't do any magic because SOMEBODY put all the wands in the library.

Wise Old Elf:
Ah. Yes. Squeak!

Nanny Plum:
Now what's rat for "please leave"? Oh yes! Ahem... GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!