Best of the West

Parker Tillman:
Frog, say to him, "If he hang, you die!"

Frog Rothchild Jr.:
If he hangs I die?

Parker Tillman:
No! tell him, if I hang he dies!

Frog Rothchild Jr.:
If I hang, he dies?

Parker Tillman:
No you fool! If "I" hang you die!

Frog Rothchild Jr.:
If you hang, I die?

Parker Tillman:
No you idiot! Him! Tell 'HIM', "If "I" hang you die!"

Frog Rothchild Jr.:
If I hang, I diiiiieee?