Betas

Mikki:
Yo La Tengo - it's like Al Green for hipsters.

Trevor:
[after Dane and the rapper Riff Raff make a surprise visit to Mitch's home] Riff Raff is in our house.

Dashawn:
Damn it, Trevor. Don't say house. It's "crib." Haven't you seen a f***ing John Singleton film? [sighs] This is unreal. Uh, Mitch, what are we supposed to do?

Trevor:
I could make guacamole.

Mitchell:
Come on, man. You don't offer a criminal and the Neon Icon a chip and dip spread. We gotta get them outta here.

Jordan Alexis:
[Trey makes a surprise visit to Jordan's office] Tell me you came here to rescue me from this place, because I have some ideas: bar, park, bar... Oooh, three o'clock showing of that shitty Jen Anniston pic, 'cause I'm a sucker for romance.

Trey:
I was hoping you could introduce me to Olivia Catlin, actually.

Trevor:
Riff Raff is in our house.

Dashawn:
Dammit, Trevor, don't say house, say crib. Haven't you seen a f*#*ing John Singleton film?

George Murchison:
Man, this reminds me of hanging with Don Fagen in 72. Steely Dan had just released 'Can't Buy a Thrill' and Pong was all the rage. We used to pop 'ludes and pump quarters into that machine. That's when I saw tech was the future.

Nash:
Billy Joel is sh*t! He does not soothe me. He is not Toto. He is not the Little River Band.

Nash:
[after Trey's approach to Murch is rebuffed] I wonder how 50 Cent would assess that effort. Bad. He would assess it as bad.

Sharon:
Uh, you should come to Cavanaugh's, you know, over on Geary. That's my show.

Dane:
Yeah. I totally know Cavanaugh's. I saw this installation there a while back. And this chick made this alley out of papier-m?ch?.

Sharon:
Fantastic.

Dane:
You walk in... she jumps out and tries to rape you.

Sharon:
I love it. Devastating. I love it.

Dane:
The whole thing was called, "No Means Yes."

Hobbes:
[to three boys in a classroom, as he exits] Drop out of school! Take acid! Your parents are liars!

Joanne Dorsey:
Hot buttered Christ on a stick!

Mitchell:
Guys, we can't let Dane rot in prison, okay? I don't like the dude either, but he doesn't deserve to get mouth-raped in a projection booth. [Hobbes and Mikki give Mitchell a quizzical look] "Shawshank... Redemption."

Mikki:
Yes...

Mitchell:
You guys, it's like the top-rated movie of all time on IMDb.

Hobbes:
Yeah, no, I know what movie you're talking about. I just didn't take that home from it.

Mikki:
That's gross.

Nash:
Lisa seems nice... ish. You know, I used to be scared of her.

Trey:
Yeah, you know, you get a couple of drinks in her and the fangs retract.

Lisa:
[Trey and Lisa accompany Nash on a blind date with Divya] So, you were a comp sci major?

Divya:
Yep, I have to say it was nice being the hottest girl in class, for a change. [Trey and Lisa laugh. Nash stares awkwardly]

Trey:
Uh, so what's your favorite programming language?

Divya:
C plus plus. [Turns to Nash] Insert boob joke here. [She chuckles. Nash smiles awkwardly] So, uh, you dropped out of Stanford, right?

Nash:
Yes.

Divya:
Wow, uh, gosh, my parents would have sold me on Craigslist if I even thought about quitting.