Bette

Bette:
[Bette is trying to have a conversation but distracted by an episode of Who Wants to be a Millionaire] See honey, there's nothing more important to me than B! OCTOPUSSY!

Bette:
Basketball is SO hot right now! You know... I should do a Basketball movie!

Connie Randolph:
You're 5'2".

Bette:
Thus the drama...

Connie Randolph:
[She's singing her big number to Bette] Funky mailbox! Fill my mailbox! Send it C.O.D. for a fun delivery! Yeah yeah mailbox! Carry on par avion... [She begins to break down and cry]

Bette:
Gee, it takes a real left turn there, don't it?

Connie Randolph:
I've just been singing this damned number every night for five years, and I'm just going to be singing this song until they bury me in some funky cemetery!

Bette:
Thank you so much for coming. I'm such a big fan!

Tim Curry:
And I, of you!

Bette:
[Confused pause] I yuv you too!

Bette:
You have a mistress? It's Sally Field! Get me out of this thing, I've been looking for an excuse to kill her for 20 years! I'm comin' for ya, Gidget!