Big Brother

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Presenter:
Big Brother house, this is Davina. You are live on Channel 4, please do not swear.

Susie Verrico:
You're certainly no lady Grace.

Grace Adams-Short:
Nor are you, you moose.

Big Brother:
[Last lines of Big Brother 7] Pete, are you glad you've been in the Big Brother house?

Pete Bennett:
It's saved my life, thank you.

Nikki Grahame:
[after Susie's arrival] Who is she? Who is she? Who is she? Where did you find her?

Nikki Grahame:
Whatever tickles your pickle...

Conor McIntyre:
Do you even know who Hitler is?

Ashleigh Hughes:
Oh, yeah.

Conor McIntyre:
What was he?

Ashleigh Hughes:
He was a German.

Conor McIntyre:
Right... and what happened?

Becky Hannon:
I do not have a clue.

Ashleigh Hughes:
I don't know.

Becky Hannon:
I couldn't tell you.

Ashleigh Hughes:
I actually don't know. I just know he was a German and he was the ruler of the Nazis.

Becky Hannon:
And what are the Nazis like?

Ashleigh Hughes:
I don't know.

Adam Kelly:
You guys are just...

Ashleigh Hughes:
The German soldiers. Was I right?

Adam Kelly:
You guys are being serious right now?

Becky Hannon:
I am a hundred percent serious. I have never ever studied. No, I don't know what goes on. I don't want to know what goes on. I don't want to know. Like I don't... nothing ever interested me. I don't... I am not interested in any history. Any... just anything really.

Ashleigh Hughes:
So why do chickens lay eggs?

Adam Kelly:
To have sex.

Luke Scrase:
If a chicken lays an egg and he sits on it...

Ashleigh Hughes:
Wait... wait... wait... where do eggs come from?

Adam Kelly:
Chicken's asses.

Luke Scrase:
Chicken... like a woman produces a baby.

Ashleigh Hughes:
The yolk and the white thing... what is that? Please don't tell me that's a chick!

Adam Kelly:
That's a chick.

Ashleigh Hughes:
I swear on my life I did not know that actually happened. I actually thought that chickens gave birth to chicks.

Arron Lowe:
Do yourself a favour and shut up.

Scott Mason:
Oh, just shut up you.

Arron Lowe:
Baa. Shut up.

Scott Mason:
You're really good at being irritating, you're an absolutely disgusting rapscallion.

Ashleigh Hughes:
Blind people can only see in the dark.

Alexandra De-Gale:
[Speaking to housemates after being nominated] I'm not throwing water at anyone. It's bigger than that... personal offence is never forgotten, do you know what I mean? We are just inside the house. I've got a very, very, very, very, very strong team outside the house. I just can't wait to see my mans and them and see what their plans are, who they got... I'm not talking about those mans, I'm talking about my gangster friends. They got some instructions to follow out.

Darnell Swallow:
Sylvia is keeping it real, said if it had been me, I'd have thrown water over somebody.

Alexandra De-Gale:
I'm not throwing water at anyone. It's bigger than that. This is three months, do you know what I mean? Three months in a house.

Alexandra De-Gale:
Everyone's got to come outside the house. Personal offense is never forgotten, do you know what I mean? We're just inside the house.

Alexandra De-Gale:
I've got a very, very, very, very, very strong team outside the house, strong, so solid, strong. I look forward to whatever the result.

Alexandra De-Gale:
If I get out first, I get out, make the plans. Everyone's got to come out after that. Every single one of you come out afterwards, remember I told you.

Alexandra De-Gale:
Like I say, my team is strong, so strong.

Alexandra De-Gale:
I just can't wait to see my mans and them and see what their plans are, who they got... I'm not talking about those mans, I'm talking about my gangster friends.

Darnell Swallow:
Collabos.

Alexandra De-Gale:
They got some instructions to follow out.

Darnell Swallow:
That's what I mean... I've never seen anything like this, the people in here aren't real. It's like that movie sh*t, like movie people in here.

Alexandra De-Gale:
If you go, you get to make all the plans that you wanna make. When you're in here you can't do certain things. In my life I'm used to doing certain things.

Alexandra De-Gale:
You know people piss me off and I do something like. I can't actually do that while I'm here. But like I say, I get to go out, see everyone's friends, I get to see their family. I get to do the sh*t that I wanna do. Pow, pow, pow.

Big Brother:
Hello Pete, What would you like to say

Pete Bennett:
That I'm a big attention seeking d*ckhead.