Big Momma's House 2

Malcolm:
[to Andrew] Boy you are 2 kinds of crazy.

Leah Fuller:
If you'd checked the schedule you would've seen that Carrie had a violin lesson, and Andrew had tutoring.

Malcolm:
Tutoring? He's only 2 years old.

Carrie Fuller:
Look! Big Momma even made Poncho happy!

Big Momma:
What do we want Mrs. Fuller?

Leah Fuller:
Umm... more butt?

Big Momma:
[after giving Poncho tequila] Go on and get your tilt on.

Molly:
[in response to Big Momma's breakfast] It's like out of a magazine.

Stewart:
What do you think I'm trying to do, get free HBO? This stuff's hard!

Mall Old Man:
[to Malcolm as he's hiding from his wife in the mall] Been there.

[last lines]

Malcolm:
You never know when Big Momma might show up again!

Big Momma:
This is a family beach, not Chippendales.

Big Momma:
Girl, you got a mean streak in you, and God don't like ugly.

Oshima:
I'm, uh, going to have to wand you.

Big Momma:
Wand me? Well, wand on. Find what you're looking for? [wand squeaking] Tha-That's underwire.

Oshima:
Yeah.

Big Momma:
Keeping these fun bags off the floor is a full-time job.

Big Momma:
Ooh! We got a gusher! Oh, my goodness! Oh, this is the last time I feed this boy pickled pig's feet.

Fuller's Secretary, Lucy:
You're going to change his diaper right here?

Big Momma:
Uh, yes, but don't worry. I'll contain the seepage, okay? I just hope your hard drives are backed up.

Fuller's Secretary, Lucy:
Mr. Fuller has a bathroom in his office.

Big Momma:
Boy, you must be stuck on stupid!

Kevin:
Uh, okay, this is, uh, Agent Kinnealy. Please advise, I just made BM in the back of a cab.

Liliana Morales:
Uh, you did what in the back of the cab?

Kevin:
Big Momma! I just made Big... I saw Big Momma in the back of a cab, and now I'm going to get VD... Visual data. I'm going... Never mind.

Big Momma:
I'm Hattie Mae Pierce, but you can call me Big Momma everybody calls me Big Momma.

Sherri:
Malcolm, all the talks we had about having the baby and how it was going to change things. You promised me you were up for this.

Malcolm:
Yeah baby, but to be fair, you were naked when most of those promises were made.