Big Money Hustlas

Big Baby Sweets:
You got 24 motherf***ing hours to come up with my money. You don't come up with my money... I'ma smoke that ass!

Big Stank:
24 hours. You don't come up with his motherf***ing money, I'MA smoke dat ass.

Lil' Poot:
Yeah, b*tch. 24 motherf***ing hours.

[repeated line]

Big Baby Sweets:
You got my money motherf***er?

The Chief:
Hey you fat f***ing barrel ass sow.

Secretary:
What now? Are you stuck in that god damn chair again?

The Chief:
Get Cox in here.

Secretary:
Got it, Chief. Do you want it in your ass or in your mouth?

Officer Harry Cox:
Harry Cox is all over this, sir.

Big Baby Sweets:
Green Willie here sells fake gold stamps 24k. He sells fake bracelets, watches, teeth... [Looks at Lil' Poot who starts hiding his gold teeth behind his hand]

Big Baby Sweets:
What's up with my money, motherf***o?

Hazad:
Here. Please accept this personal check of mine.

Big Stank:
Man f*** that! He done told you, no motherf***ing checks or money orders, b*tch.

Lil' Poot:
That's right, b*tch. Come correct son.

Big Baby Sweets:
Let's holla at Rerun...

Bootleg Greg:
Hey! Hey! Hey!

Big Baby Sweets:
Let's come to a personal favorite of mine: Father Duckett. Owns and operates in... whatever he does to 45 churches across New York.

Lil' Poot:
Amen, sucker!

Big Baby Sweets:
Father Duckett, I believe in you.

Father Duckett:
God bless you my son.

Big Baby Sweets:
I believe you gonna get me my motherf***ing money!

Big Baby Sweets:
Lastly there's Ape Boy. This rowdy crazy gorilla motherf***er likes to make his money the old fashion way. Car jackings, hijackings, jacking jackings.

Big Stank:
Uh... Ape ain't here, dawg.

Fat Tittie Kittie:
It's that motherf***er they call Sugar Bear. [Sugar Bears short music gets played]

Big Baby Sweets:
B*tch, who the f*** is this Sugar Bear. [Sugar Bears short music gets played again]

Fat Tittie Kittie:
He's a cop from Frisko. He's the baddest cop on the force. I heard he took the entire Frisko cartell on by himself. I heard that motherf***er swallowed a hand granade to save a bunch of refugees and sh*t. He's one bad motherf***er.

Big Baby Sweets:
[looks into the camera] Now there's an Oscar waiting to happen.

Big Baby Sweets:
[after Fat Tittie Kittie got shot by Hack Benjamin] So much talent, such a waste.

Lil' Poot:
You're damn right.

Big Baby Sweets:
Fat Tittie Kittie got some big luscious bags of silicone. They glisten in the moon. They shine in the sun. They riggle and jiggle and bounce... [Big Baby Sweets notices Lil' Poot and Big Stank drooling over his suit] GET OFF ME!

Big Baby Sweets:
This motherf***er rolls into my city and arrest one of my men making me look like a little b*tch!

Lil' Poot:
He made you look like a little b*tch! [Sweets looks angry at Lil' Poot]

Big Stank:
I mean, he made me look like a little b*tch!

Big Baby Sweets:
What we gonna have to do is send him a message.

Lil' Poot:
Know you right! Send this hoe ass a message.

Big Baby Sweets:
We're gonna get to the streets. And we gonna let this poeple that we pissed.

Lil' Poot:
Amen! Amen!

Big Baby Sweets:
More than that, we gonna let them know exactly why we pissed.

Lil' Poot:
[whispers to Stank] Why we pissed?

Big Stank:
B*tch you better recognize why the f*** we pissed! [pauses... than whispers to Big Baby Sweets] Why we pissed?

Big Baby Sweets:
Cause somebody been f***ing with my motherf***ing money!

Ape Boy:
I'm wearing an ape suit. That means I don't give a f***.

Big Baby Sweets:
[to Little Old Lady] Don't come back without my motherf***ing money! [after a pause] And... uh... tell daddy I said 'hi'.

Big Baby Sweets:
Now where is my muthaf***in' money?

Big Stank:
Yeah, where's my motherf***ing money?

Hack Benjamin:
[c*cks his shotgun and puts it to Stank's head]

Big Stank:
I mean Big Baby Sweets' money!

Big Stank, Lil' Poot:
Magic, magic ninja, whut!

Big Stank:
[from an outtake scene during the end credits] Man, ya'll silly suckas smell like shrimp butt!