BigFoot Town

Jack Westwoods:
So, Dad, that's pretty much my story. That's what's happened.

Barney Westwoods:
Well, Son, you know normally I would talk to your mother about these things but she has moved on now.

Jack Westwoods:
Dad, Mom's not dead, she's sitting over there.

Barney Westwoods:
I mean spiritually, Son. She has moved on spiritually.

Jack Westwoods:
Dad, I need to know what you would do in this situation. Would you come clean?

Barney Westwoods:
Well, Son, that's kind of a predicament. It was like I was saying to your mom last Tuesday night during our weekly sex time.

Jack Westwoods:
Dad, I don't want to hear that.

Barney Westwoods:
Sex is a natural part of life, Son. I always come clean to your mother just before we begin so that it cleanses my soul. It's very refreshing.

Jack Westwoods:
Well thanks for that weird advice, Dad, that's not really helpful.