Bizarro Classic

Superman:
Who are you?

Bizarro:
Me? Me am... Superman.

[Bizarro charges at Superman]

Superman:
[shivering] Lois, have you any idea... h-how ridiculous you sound right now?

Lois Lane:
Oh, cut the comedy, Kent! Do you really think that hiding behind a pair of glasses and acting like a complete pussywillow is gonna fool this ace reporter? You're caught! Admit it! You are Sup...

[Lois suddenly sees Bizarro flying outside the office window. Clark leaves the office while she is distracted]

Lois Lane:
Oh! Well, that's bizarre.

[She notices Clark's empty chair spinning]

Lois Lane:
Kent?