Blinky Bill the Movie

Mayor Cranklepot:
It's a disgrace! as your king, I demand punishment forthwith!

Betty:
Cranky, you are not the king. You're just a jumped-up skink...

Blinky:
Yeah, with termite breath. Ouch!

Mayor Cranklepot:
Tell it to the claw, koalas. The whole town's behind me now, thanks to your little stunt. First thing tomorrow, I'm sealing up Goannasburg from the outside world. and then... (Cackles) I'm turning this tree in to my castle.

Blinky:
You just try it, you stupid ant-licker!

Betty:
Blinky! Where are your manners? Shut your snout, you stinking, scaly, stupid little ant-licker!

Mayor Cranklepot:
OK start packing koalas! I'll be back and you better be out!

Betty:
Blinky Bartholomew Bill! You promised me you'd be good. Marcia was nearly squished.

Blinky:
I know. She shouldn't have been standing there, but now's not the time for finger-pointing, we've gotta go save dad before Cranky shuts up the valley forever.

Betty:
Blinky! Greenpatch needs us here. If we don't stand up to Cranky, who will?

Blinky:
Dad will! I know which way he went, I saw his marker! Mum, come on. Mum?

Betty:
It's been a year, love.

Blinky:
Exactly! We have to go to the sea of white dragons and save him!

Betty:
There's mo such place, Blinky. There's nothing out there but desert. It's just a myth!

Blinky:
But... What if it's not?

Betty:
I cant't lose you too, Blinky I'm sorry. But I forbid you to go.

Blinky:
That's not fair. You might have given up on dad, but i haven't. And dad says YOU NEVER GIVE UP!

Betty:
Blinky!

Blinky:
NEVER GIVE UP!

Sir Claude "The Cat":
You know, mother always said it was rude for me to play with my food. But I despise my mother. There's only one thing I despise more than her. Can you guess what that is?

Bilby:
Uh-uh

Sir Claude "The Cat":
[he sniffs and hears Blinky inside the Koala Joe's Roadhouse] Koala.

[Claude spots at Blinky drinks a bottle of water]

Sir Claude "The Cat":
Koala [he ran towards the him and the bang the block of glass and he felt over the floor and Blinky help him up].

Blinky:
Are you all right? Let me help you up. [Blinky slipping off the floor and Claude wakes up he spot at him] You're up!

Sir Claude "The Cat":
Finally! I shall have my revenge!

Blinky:
But, but I don't even know you.

Sir Claude "The Cat":
Really? My sincerest apologies. Sir Claude, purebred british shorthair. [chuckles] Eater of small animals. Tormentor of birds. And your worst nightmare, koala.

[Sir Claude snarls at Jacko]

Sir Claude "The Cat":
What's that about my tail, huh?

Jacko:
Nothing, nothing. I said hit the trail. Not the tail! Please, please! Have mercy. I already have enough issues!

Sir Claude "The Cat":
Oh, poor dear. Got a reptile dysfunction, have we?

Jacko:
At least my tail grows back.

Sir Claude "The Cat":
[throws Jacko towards the cliff.] Goodbye!

Betty:
Cranky, Stop!

Mayor Cranklepot:
[hisses]

Betty:
Blinky's gone bushed I have to save him.

Mayor Cranklepot:
[hiss] Out there? Impossible! By Royal decree, I strictly, categorically and absolutely forbid all residents from leaving Goannasburg, except koalas. Yes, I forgot. How silly of me. May you have a long and eventful, one-way journey, Mrs. Bill. [cackles]

Betty:
This isn't over, Cranklepot. [to Splodge, Robert, and Marcia] You kids look after each other.

Splodge:
Bye, Mrs. Bill.

Robert:
Careful, Mrs. Bill!

Marcia:
Good luck!

[She sets off to the outback to find Blinky.]

Mayor Cranklepot:
Quickly, seal it. Seal it!

Sir Claude "The Cat":
You lie, wombat!

Wombo:
Okay! Okay, the koalas were here! But you'll never catch them! They're on emus!

Sir Claude "The Cat":
Really? Thanks for the tip.

Wombo:
Wait! Wait! Did I say emus? I meant tigers.

Sir Claude "The Cat":
Say goodbye to Suzy, freak!

Wombo:
Ferocious Tasmanian tigers. No! You filthy feral feline!

[Blinky ups top of Croc Canyon finding his dad but he saw his father's hat on the brunch]

Blinky:
Dad!, [he climbed the top on the rocks] Dad!, Dad!, It's me it's... [he saw his dad's hat on the brunch] Blinky. [he walked up and grabbed the hat off the brunch he looked at this hat and he sniffs] This... this is his hat.

Nutsy:
Blinky.

Blinky:
No, Dad. [he saw the swag] That's his swag. [he ran to towards the dark sky] Dad!, Dad!, Dad!, Where are you Dad!, [he looked down there was a pair of bones when Nutsy and Jacko saw it there.]

Jacko:
Yahoo! Mr. Bill!, Oh?

Blinky:
[sobs] No, Dad... It can't be.

Nutsy:
Hey, those bones could be anyones

Blinky:
This his hat.

Nutsy:
You can't give up.

Blinky:
Yeah, Dad you'se to say that too.

Nutsy:
Come on Jacko.

Blinky:
[he puts his father's hat away with the wind blows and he looked the moon at the sky] I'm sorry Mum.

Beryl:
Oh, now that is definitely a lake.

Cheryl:
Er, it's a mirage.

Beryl:
What about those shady trees, then?

Cheryl:
[signs] Mirage.

[They saw a old car driven by Wombo with Betty]

Beryl:
What about that opera house-shaped car being driven by a wombat?

Beryl and Cheryl:
Definitely a mirage.

Wombo:
Hello, me little lovelies!

Betty:
Where are the kids?

[As Blinky on this cage and Blinky's dad is at the zoo]

Blinky:
Let me out! [he saw a parrot was very sleeping] Hey hey buddy over here help me [Then Blinky hears male koala voices coming down the cage] I don't belong here I'm wild.

William:
Hey! Hey! new guy zip it! you don't to wake old feather-brain.

Blinky:
You zip it! I have to get back to Greenpatch.

William:
Greenpatch? Blinky.

Blinky:
Dad?

William:
Get out of here.

Blinky:
Dad!

William:
Blinky Bill!

Blinky:
Where are you Dad!

William:
I'm here son.

Blinky:
Oh Dad! Extraordinary! what are you doing here I mean.

William:
Blinky! Blow me down! how did you get here are you okay son you first.

Blinky:
What happen to you Dad?

[back at Croc Canyon]

Cheryl:
So I says to Prince Charming, if you like it, put a ring on it.

Wombo:
[sniffing] The kids were definitely here.

Betty:
[spots at the zoo where Blinky is] You said something about a zoo, right?

[Blinky and his dad laughing and for reunion hug.]

William:
Oh, I've missed you, son!

Blinky:
I've missed you so much too, Dad!

William:
Shake, nose. Boomerang returns. Cheeky. Right left. Whip-kick.

Blinky:
Whoa!

William:
Easy there. So you going to introduce me to your girlfriend then?

Blinky:
What? [spots Nutsy behind the cage] Oh. [Nutsy walks behind him with dad] Er... She's not my girlfriend... We're not... This is my friend, Nutsy.

Nutsy:
[to Mr. Bill] I've heard so much about you, Mr. Bill!

William:
Don't believe any of it!

Male Zookeeper:
What in the blue blazes? How did... We're gonna need a ladder!

Nutsy:
[gasps] The humans have seen us!

Blinky:
Everyone, on my count push as hard as you can. Got it?

William:
[chucking] Now this is what I call an adventure!

[but Sir Claude showed up at the zoo appears from Croc Canyon]

Sir Claude "The Cat":
Yes, indeed. An epic tale of a peppy little kitten's struggle against the forces of koala-dom. [gasps and spots at Blinky's dad] Sweet mother of dog! The tail-biter!

William:
Fair go, mate. I was trying to save you from a trap! You would've died.

Blinky:
Dad?

William:
Stay behind me, Blinky!

Sir Claude "The Cat":
I would never ask for your help. And now, you'll pay.

[Claude fights Mr. Bill]

William:
Back off, kitty!

Blinky:
[gasps] Dad!

Sir Claude "The Cat":
I'm going to turn you into a snuggy.

Blinky:
Get off him!

[Claude evilly laugh with the claws on his face but Blinky kicked him off his dad]

Blinky:
Go, Dad!

William :
Blinky!

Blinky:
(SCREAMS)

Nutsy:
Blinky! No!

Sir Claude "The Cat":
No, you don't! The koala is mine!

William:
Blinky! To the flyer! We're not leaving without my boy!

Sir Claude "The Cat":
[evilly laughter] Oh, yes. [Claude has finally caught him.] Playtime's over, [he put a claw on Blinky's chin and whimping] Time to explore the afterlife.

[Blinky whimpers as Claude put his claws on Blinky's face, but Betty showed up.]

Betty:
[to Sir Claude "The Cat"] Get your paws off my son!

[She punches Sir Claude and saves her son.]

Sir Claude "The Cat":
Ow!

Blinky:
Mum!

Betty:
Oh, you are so grounded.

Sir Claude "The Cat":
[groans] Miaow!

[Blinky and Betty saw Claude feeling dizzy and fell the cactus again]

Nutsy:
This time, I've definitely got you! [hits the wail and groans] Grab, the rope...

William:
Hang on tight!

Nutsy:
Grab the rope. Oh! Help! [Betty and Blinky grubs the rope.]

Blinky:
Mum, this is my friend Nutsy. [hits the wail.]

Betty:
[to Nutsy] It's a pleasure.

Nutsy/Betty/Blinky:
WHOA!

Sir Claude "The Cat":
[groans] I WILL DEVOUR EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU! [but the crocodile behinds him] Huh? Miaow?

Nutsy:
[To Bill Koala] Take her up!.

William:
Yep i'm on it. Come on you son of sinked. [they on the rope on the flyer and they up but Blinky to reaching Claude off the crocodile at the zoo.]

Blinky:
[to Sir Claude "The Cat"] Quick! My friends will saved us.

Sir Claude "The Cat":
Pah! Who needs friends when you got nive lives? [to kill Blinky again but he has been eaten by a crocodile] Huh? (squeaks) Mummy.

Mayor Cranklepot:
[to the Greenpatch residents] Now bow, bow be your king on your knees reaches. [They bow to the new king but Blinky returns to Greenpatch with his father William with Nutsy, Betty, Jacko, and Jorge along the fruit bombs with Splodge, Robert and Marcia].

William:
Hello Crankypants.

Mayor Cranklepot:
[To Bill Koala] William you're alive.

William:
Ready Blinky.

Blinky:
Operation goanna splat is go! [They splat Cranklepot] Extraordinary.

Blinky Bill:
The names Blinky Bill I'm pretty legend around here maybe you herd of me.

Blinky Bill:
Dad, I'm not giving up if the sea of white dragons really excite I'll find you.

Blinky Bill:
First time on a emu it's okay don't freak out.

Blinky Bill:
My dad's alive but i'm gonna find him.

Blinky Bill:
Have to catch me first.

Blinky Bill:
You were right. Everything I do ends in disaster. I'm sorry, Nutsy. But I'm gonna do one thing right. I'm going to get you home. It's what Dad would have done.

Blinky Bill:
The adventure begins.

Nutsy:
First time in a truck.

Nutsy:
This is Blinky Bill, the meanest, toughest explorer in the whole outback.

Nutsy:
I'm not freaking out.

Nutsy:
Grub the rope Blinky!

Nutsy:
A Little?

Nutsy:
Nope.

Nutsy:
Hey, those bones could be anyones.

Nutsy:
You can't give up.

Jacko:
Time I hit the trail

Jacko:
What can I say about dear old Jacko? Such a great little guy. Hero. Lover. Teller of classic jokes. (Blinky Bill: What a weird little lizard?) [MUMBLING] But if he had one drawback, just one little drawback... It's his "Freaking-out-of-control..."

Jacko:
Let's get this party started!

Sir Claude:
[first lines] You know, mother always said it was rude for me to play with my food. But I despise my mother. There's only one thing I despise more than her. Can you guess what that is? [sniffs] Koala.

Sir Claude:
Finally! I shall have my revenge! (Blinky: But, but I don't even know you.) Really? My sincerest apologies, Sir Claude, purebred british shorthair. Eater of small animals, tormentor of birds. And your worst nightmare koala.

Sir Claude:
I will destroy you koala if is the last thing I do.

Sir Claude:
What's that about my tail Huh?

Sir Claude:
Oh my really? not the Blinky Bill behold the great and wonderful Blinky Bill.

Sir Claude:
Hmm, What do we have here? Entree and main course.

Sir Claude:
Is that it Well?

Sir Claude:
Yuck! I'm going to tear you apart!

Sir Claude:
You lie wombat.

Sir Claude:
Say goodbye to Suzy, freak!

Sir Claude:
Surprise!

Sir Claude:
Back off dinosaurs.

Sir Claude:
I would never ask for your help. And now, you'll pay.

Sir Claude:
I'm going to turn you into a snuggy.

Sir Claude:
No you don't the koala is mine!

Sir Claude:
Stop running meat snack you only making me hungrier.

Sir Claude:
Playtime's over, Time to explore the afterlife.

Sir Claude:
I will devour every last one of you!

Sir Claude:
Pah! who needs friends when you got nive lives.

Sir Claude:
[last words] Huh? Mummy?

Mayor Cranklepot:
My follow greenpatchins have no fear Mayor Cranklepot's here.

Mayor Cranklepot:
Time to teached you a lesson tree rat.

Mayor Cranklepot:
You malignant marsupial! The border swamp is out of bounds!

Mayor Cranklepot:
Stop, fluff ball! Insolent! I'm warning you! Leaving Greenpatch is forbidden!

Mayor Cranklepot:
But your dad's not here anymore, is he?

Mayor Cranklepot:
It's a disgrace! as your king, I demand punishment forthwith!

Mayor Cranklepot:
OK Start packing koalas! I'll be back and you better be out!

Mayor Cranklepot:
Out there? Impossible! By Royal decree, I strictly, categorically and absolutely forbid all residents from leaving Goannasburg, except koalas. Yes, I forgot. How silly of me. May you have a long and eventful, one-way journey, Mrs. Bill.

Mayor Cranklepot:
My dear Goannasburgers. I am honored and deeply humbled to be here before you today.

Mayor Cranklepot:
William you're alive.

Walter:
Looks like I'm having koala for lunch.

Walter:
Care for some pie.

Walter:
(IN HIGH VOICE) That's the last we see of them (IN BRITISH VOICE). They got have no chance (IN NORMAL VOICE). Oh they’re re be all right, I hope.

Walter:
Okay! Okay, the koalas were here! But you'll never catch them! They're on emus!

Walter:
Ferocious Tasmanian tigers. No! You filthy feral feline!

Walter:
Oh, don't worry! Blinky's got a good head start on him. He's on his way to Croc Canyon.

Walter:
Wacko, the Diddlo! You don't see that every day!

Cheryl and Beryl:
Oh, now that is definitely a lake.

Cheryl and Beryl:
Er, it's a mirage.

William Bill:
Blinky! We're coming mate.

William Bill:
Betty! Love!

William Bill:
Grub the rope!

William Bill:
Oh, I've missed you, son!

William Bill:
[to Sir Claude] Fair go, mate. I was trying to save you from a trap! You would've died.

William Bill:
Shake nose, boomerang returns, cheeky, right, left, wipe kick, easy there so are you gonna intoduced me to your girlfriend there.

William Bill:
Looks like koalas can fly!

Betty Bill:
Pull your snout in, Wilberforce Cranklepot! My husband didn't abandon anyone. He went out into the Great Desert to save lost animals!

Betty Bill:
Cranky, stop! Blinky's gone bushed I have to save him.

Betty Bill:
There's nothing out there but desert. It's just a myth!

Betty Bill:
[to Sir Claude] Get your paws off my son!

Betty Bill:
Kids! Where's Blinky?

Betty Bill:
But Wombo, we have to stop him.

Betty Bill:
You said something about a zoo, right?

Betty Bill:
Where are the kids?