BloodRayne II: Deliverance

Pat Garret:
Newton, life is like a penis. When it's hard you get screwed. When it's soft you can't beat it.

Billy the Kid:
Tell me Mr. [reads card] Pyles, is writing stories your reason to live?

Newton Pyles:
...Yes!

Billy the Kid:
Then bare witness the greatest story ever foretold!

Mayor Holden:
Miss, you don't know WHAT you're dealing with!

Rayne:
Well, then that's fair 'cause neither do they.

Rayne:
[to Billy the Kid] Big speech... small guns... you tryin' to compensate for somethin'?