Bloopers, Outtakes, and Stuff

Himself - Barry:
I'm gonna win this. I'm gonna win this.

Himself - Travis:
Are you sure?

Himself - Barry:
Yeah [Looks the camera and points at his cards. Laughs] No, screw it. Screw it.

Himself - The Mailman:
How does it feel to be tied up, Jaren?

Himself - Jaren:
Guys, I'm serious. I want to get out!

Himself - The Mailman:
We're almost done with this scene!

Himself - Jaren:
Won't you please just let me out?

Himself - Barry:
No, I can't.

Himself - Jaren:
Why?

Himself - Barry:
Because we're still filming.

Himself - Jaren:
No, I'M SERIOUS! GET IT OFF!

Himself - The Mailman:
No, you have to be like that for the next scene.

Himself - Jaren:
I CAN'T EVEN BREATHE!

Himself - The Mailman:
Um, hi, I have this here package for um-,

Himself - Travis:
SHUT UP! [Towards "Jaren"]

Himself - The Mailman:
Check it out, YouTube [Shows the computer screen with a picture of Justin Bieber and a printer error window to the camera] I tried to print out that picture, but then that came up.

Himself - Travis:
But the printer is offline.

Himself - The Mailman:
[Shows a bad Justin Bieber signature on a piece of paper] So, I made that! Yay! Justin Bieber while he's sleeping.

Himself - Barry:
Justin Bieber's an idiot. [laughs] Okay!

Himself - The Mailman:
And the other signature is when Justin Bieber's on crack, like he always is.

Himself - Barry:
Jaren, Jaren, Jaren. [Tries to light a match. After three tries, the match is lit] Finally! Jaren [Starts lighting Justin Bieber's signature on fire] Jaren.

Himself - Travis:
Jaren.

Himself - Barry:
Jaren.

Himself - Travis:
Jaren.

Himself - Barry:
JAREN. [Flame gets too big] JAREN! ["Travis" blows flame out] .

Himself - Barry:
[Tries to light a match] UGH, YOU'RE THE BOY SCOUT! CAN YOU PLEASE GET THIS TO WORK?

Himself - Travis:
I, I NEVER EARNED MY-,

Himself - Barry:
SHUT UP! Jaren...

Himself - Travis:
[laughs] I laughed. Dang it. ["Barry" tries to light the match again, accidentally breaking it] .

Himself - Barry:
[Grabs "Jaren"'s iPod out of his hand while he's being tied to a chair and being gagged] Gimme this!

Himself - Travis:
Just turn it off! Just, just, shoot it shoot it!

Himself - Barry:
Augh! I forgot my gun. [Walks toward "Jaren"] Here, I got this. You go take of that. [Takes the rag and whips "Jaren", which actually hurts him] . Oh sorry, did that actually hurt?

Himself - Barry:
Yes!

Himself - Jaren:
Heh heh heh! [Lays down two winning cards] Come to papa!

Himself - Barry, Himself - Travis:
NO! OH MY GOSH! NO!

Himself - Jaren:
And as winner, I get to pick the new song. I got this sick new song on my iPod. Alright, alright, ready?

Himself - Barry:
Okay, you can pick any song, except- ["Jaren" starts playing "Baby"] Except that song.

Himself - Travis:
Oh my gosh, Jaren. What what are you...

Himself - Jaren:
This is the cool, coolest, coolest song ever!

Himself - Barry:
You can pick any song except that song. Is this a joke? Dude, ow!

Himself - Travis:
Jaren. Jaren. Jaren. Justin Bieber's the disgrace to humanity!

Himself - Barry:
Dude, turn it off!

Himself - Jaren:
No! [Stands up and starts dancing]

Himself - Barry:
Augh. AUGH, HE'S DANCING!

Himself - Travis:
Oh no! Oh my gosh!

Himself - Barry:
TURN IT OFF!

Himself - Jaren:
NO! NO! I'M NOT GONNA TURN IT OFF!

Himself - Barry:
Turn it off. Turn it off.

Himself - Jaren:
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

Himself - Barry:
Gimme this. [Tries to grab "Jaren"'s iPod out of his hand] .

Himself - Jaren:
NO! NO, STOP IT! [Hand gets smashed to the table by "Barry"] OW! NO!

Himself - Barry:
You're not playing that!

Himself - Jaren:
You broke my iPod!

Himself - Barry:
No I didn't! No I didn't. [Looks at the iPod] I did!