Blotto

Mrs. Laurel:
How much does that gun cost?

Shopkeeper:
Oh, you mean the one with the double barrel?

Mrs. Laurel:
Yes!

Shopkeeper:
Oh, step inside please. Step inside.

Mrs. Laurel:
[follows him inside shop] And I'd like to buy a box bullets too.

Ollie:
[Last lines to Cab Driver. Running out of club with Stan and Mrs. Laurel in pursuit] Out of the city! Anywhere! Anyplace!

Stan:
[amidst laughing hysterically, sees his wife at another table] We drank your liquor!

Mrs. Laurel:
That wasn't liqour; it was cold tea!

Ollie:
You certainly can tell good liquor when you taste it!

Mrs. Laurel:
[Calling after Stan as he leaves the house] Good-bye dear. [Looking into bushes where Ollie is hiding] And good-bye, Mr. Hardy.