Blue Murder

[DCI Lewis has just disciplined DI Mayne for inappropriate behaviour, and is walking along the corridor]

DI Richard Mayne:
I'm holding two fingers up at you. Is that allowed?

DCI Janine Lewis:
Fine.

DI Richard Mayne:
You're off your head.

DCI Janine Lewis:
And you're an arrogant winker.

DCS Hackett:
These wounds are horrific, Janine. Is a woman capable of this sort of thing?

DCI Janine Lewis:
Oh, you'd be really surprised, sir.

DCI Janine Lewis:
No, no suspects at this point. Death in all its glory!

DCI Janine Lewis:
Fish is nit a vegetable, Pete. Just deal with it!

DCI Janine Lewis:
Dead men don't shoot guns.

DCI Janine Lewis:
[Looking through Annis' belongings] Whereever she's goin', she's traveling light.

DS Butchers:
My kind of woman.

DCI Janine Lewis:
[to Connie] Teenagers! They're worse than kids!

Pete Lewis:
Mom, we're not having sex! She doesn't want to. It isn't the Seventies!

Richard Mayne:
[as Carline enters] Unprotected sex last nigt!

Janine Lewis:
Don't need to know that.

Richard Mayne:
HELEN had unprotected sex last night.

Janine Lewis:
I do need to know that.

Janine Lewis:
[to Allen. Contemptuously] Off the record< I just wanted to say I think you're a sh*t!

Janine Lewis:
[On the phone to Tom] Tom, it's your mum. Listen, If you have that fight with Nathan then your games consoles going on ebay, understood?

Richard Mayne:
I think the whole office understood.

DI Richard Mayne:
[On the telephone] Good morning, Janine, I got a body for you.

DCI Janine Lewis:
Death seems to be following me around.

DI Richard Mayne:
[Observing Harper intensely watching a pole dancer] It's a bit early, isn't it?

James Harper:
Audition. We're a girl short. The show goes on.

Janine Lewis:
Do this for your kids. Tell me the truth.

Pathologist:
[In the morgue with the body] This was murder in its simplist form - one strike, one dead woman.

DS Shap:
[Approaching a landfill] I love the smell of landfill first thing in the morning.

DCS Hackett:
We're all replaceable, Janine!

DCI Janine Lewis:
[to Mayne] Never go against female intuition.

DCI Janine Lewis:
At the end of the day we always think of the kids.

DCI Janine Lewis:
[to Mayne] Every Batman has a Robin.

Donny McAvoy:
What about free speech?

DS Shap:
It's not free if it costs us the case.

Richard Mayne:
What are yuh gonna do?

Janine Lewis:
I'm gonna do what I always do - sort it out!

Richard Mayne:
Is this a senior moment?

Tony Shap:
I don't know. I've forgotten already.

Richard Mayne:
[Taking out a warrant for Jowell's house and throwing it on the table] Warrant! Would have made it look so much better for you if you hadn't made us serve it!

DCI Janine Lewis:
Shap, do some discreet diggin' if that's not a contradiction in terms.

Det Inspector Mayne:
There are gangsters walking around because of your husband, so don't lecture me about justice, luv!

DCI Janine Lewis:
Catching killer... juggling life... it's all in a day's work.

Det Inspector Mayne:
I think I know the victim, I'll see if I can get a positive ID before you get here.

DCI Janine Lewis:
Get your priorities right Richard, the victim's going nowhere. Rustle up a cup of coffee first.

Ian Butchers:
Intersing fact - The average age of death of a British male is 73. The average age for a rock star is 29. You gotta be dead to be a good rock star.

Tony Shap:
[Indignantly] Jonhhy Rotten! NOT DEAD!

Janine Lewis:
We're mates, Richard. That's what we do - tell each other stuff.

Yvonne Clarke:
[Resentfully] This smells like a witch hunt.

Richard Mayne:
Just tryin' to do our job.

Ian Butchers:
You're not scared of sheep, are you?

Tony Shap:
No, I just don't want to get sh*t on my shoes.

DCI Janine Lewis:
No parent can know what their daughter is up to all the time, believe me, especially one that's s busy as you are.

DCI Janine Lewis:
Oh, I think we're getting warm.