Body of Proof

Detective Samantha Baker:
Son, Michael, age 15. He is at football practice and he doesn't know anything yet!

Detective Bud Morris:
Uh, I'll tell him

Megan Hunt:
Please don't do that!

Detective Bud Morris:
Why not?

Megan Hunt:
His father is dead. He should hear that from his mother, not a cop!

Detective Bud Morris:
Alright, I'll leave that part out

[Megan has a flashback to when she was 12 and we hear a cop tell:
Megan, we don't know where your mother is, so I am just going to tell you: your father is dead!]

Detective Bud Morris:
What position do you play?

Mike Russell:
Benchwarmer!

Curtis Brumfield:
Can I help you?

Todd Fleming:
Yeah, I am looking for Dr. Hunt

Curtis Brumfield:
You have an appointment?

Todd Fleming:
You are her secretary?

Curtis Brumfield:
Uh, No! I am her boss!

Todd Fleming:
Oh, Sorry. Todd Fleming, I am her ex-husband. And good luck with that!

Curtis Brumfield:
With what?

Todd Fleming:
No one is Megan's boss!

Lacey Fleming:
[on the phone] Dad didn't tell you?

Megan Hunt:
Eh, no, but uhm, that's okay. I'll see you tomorrow [hangs up and turns to Todd and Kate]

Todd Fleming:
I know that look!

Kate Murphy:
So do I!

Kate Murphy:
Of course there is an easy way to determine puberty

Curtis Brumfield:
You want me to do what?

Kate Murphy:
Check the ten stages development of his you-know-whats

Curtis Brumfield:
This is way beyond my job description!

Todd Fleming:
I need this determination as soon as possible

Curtis Brumfield:
Then you check his you-know-whats!

Kate Murphy:
You're a doctor. I don't see him letting me do it!

Kate Murphy:
I ask you for an epiphyseal plate evaluation and you do a full set of body X-rays?

Curtis Brumfield:
Take a guess why!

Kate Murphy:
Dr. Hunt starting to rub off on you?

Curtis Brumfield:
No! Well yes actually.

Detective Bud Morris:
You never trust a woman's online profile

Detective Samantha Baker:
Really? How would you know?

Detective Bud Morris:
Is there sugar in here?

Detective Samantha Baker:
No

Detective Bud Morris:
I asked for sugar

Detective Samantha Baker:
You're lucky you get coffee!

Megan Hunt:
He, what are you doing here?

Ethan Gross:
Kate sent me. Apparently your latest legal investigated quit. Again!

Megan Hunt:
Ah, I just started to like him

Ethan Gross:
Really? Because he told me you assessed his abilities as being slightly below of that of a trained monkey

Vice Principal Brian Weaver:
A twelve year old looking at paparazzi photos of a dead body... you see why I find that disturbing

Megan Hunt:
Actually I don't. Death is a normal part of life.

Peter Dunlop:
So, either gravity failed or someone is lying

Megan Hunt:
Curtis? Where's Kate?

Curtis Brumfield:
Do I have to remind you again that I am not her assistant?

Megan Hunt:
You can try, I'm not sure if I care

Ethan Gross:
Well, you made the headlines! You want to see?

Megan Hunt:
Not particularly

Detective Dryer:
You're gonna hate me!

Detective Samantha Baker:
I already do that, Dryer!

Detective Dryer:
You say that, but every April when you want your taxes done, you are loving me!

Peter Dunlop:
Funny thing: you always go straight to the bodies

Megan Hunt:
What are you talking about?

Peter Dunlop:
Whenever something is bothering you, this is the way you draw for solace, to the dead

Megan Hunt:
Maybe because they don't make annoying observations

Megan Hunt:
I have to go

Joan Hunt:
Of course you do. There is a dead body out there, somewhere, who is more important than I am

Megan Hunt:
As usual, you don't understand

Joan Hunt:
I understand alright: you care more about the death that you do about the living, because they can't talk back

Megan Hunt:
Believe it or not, they have something to say!

Kate Murphy:
I cannot stress enough the high profile of this case!

Megan Hunt:
Really? Sure you want me on this?

Kate Murphy:
I know what you're good at

Detective Bud Morris:
Everybody has got that one case they can't let go off

Peter Dunlop:
Have you been in the records room recently? It's a nightmare!

Kate Murphy:
What you're looking for?

Peter Dunlop:
Lizzy Adler's file. I have been there for 30 minutes and I can't even locate the A's

Curtis Brumfield:
That's not even how it is organized. It's by medical examiner, then year, then last name of the deceased.

Megan Hunt:
Okay then, we have our reason

Curtis Brumfield:
Reason to do what? [Megan smiles at Curtis; Curtis shakes no] Uh, uh, Oh NO! Don't even say it!

Megan Hunt:
Curtis! We're exhuming her

Joan Hunt:
Two mornings in a row, must be some kind of record

Megan Hunt:
Morning mother

Joan Hunt:
Victor did you know this is my daughter?

Victor Ramos:
Good morning, your honor

Joan Hunt:
He's terrified of me. You seem to be the only person who isn't

Kate Murphy:
They gave their blessing

Megan Hunt:
Ah, you didn't think to tell me that?

Kate Murphy:
Hm, how does that feel?

Coach Lou Davis:
Excuse me, what's with all these questions?

Megan Hunt:
Hit him Peter

Peter Dunlop:
I am sorry, what?

Megan Hunt:
Hit! Him!

Coach Lou Davis:
Lady, I don't know who you are but...

Megan Hunt:
Do I have to do everything myself [and punches the coach softly on his arm]

Coach Lou Davis:
He!

Detective Bud Morris:
Dr Hunt, what the hell are you doing?

Megan Hunt:
My job!

Peter Dunlop:
I hope you brought a warm jacket

Megan Hunt:
Haven't you heard? I'm cold blooded!

Ethan Gross:
It's a match! This meat tenderizer is guilty!

Megan Hunt:
No, but he might be our only witness! And he doesn't even know it

Megan Hunt:
I still think part of what Henry said was true

Detective Bud Morris:
Yeah? Which part?

Megan Hunt:
All the interior organs are beautiful burgundy discoloration. They're autolyzing. The cell membranes are breaking down! It's nature's way of putting us back into the food chain

Megan Hunt:
I really want to figure out what's going on in his brain

Kate Murphy:
Why is it that every time you can't find an answer you assume someone else made a mistake?

Megan Hunt:
Uhm, because I'm right!

Megan Hunt:
What's going on with you?

Peter Dunlop:
They're just circling the wagon, 'cause they know Antony is guilty as hell

Megan Hunt:
No! What's going on with *you*?

Peter Dunlop:
[sigh] I met my birth father

Megan Hunt:
Oh

Peter Dunlop:
Yeah, I let Dani push me into it

Megan Hunt:
Oh? [Peter nods] Oh!... Oh! You and Dani!

Peter Dunlop:
Yes, me and Dani. I'm sorry, I should have said some...

Megan Hunt:
No! No! It's fine! No, it's great. It's great! She's really smart and you needed a push. And well, a shove actually! So hey, you should thank her

Peter Dunlop:
But it was a very bad idea!

Megan Hunt:
Why? What happened?

Peter Dunlop:
Long story short. It just... wasn't the happy ending I'd hoped for

Megan Hunt:
Well, at least you know the truth! And believe me, that's much better than not knowing

Peter Dunlop:
Why does it feel it was a huge mistake?

Megan Hunt:
Because you did something really hard. That doesn't make it a mistake!

Ethan Gross:
It's not a normal human pathogen

Curtis Brumfield:
Sounds like an extremophile. And if you can't identify it in the usual ways, think outside the lab

Curtis Brumfield, Ethan Gross:
DNA sequencing

Ethan Gross:
Yeah, I said it first!

Curtis Brumfield:
Aren't you brilliant?

Megan Hunt:
On the way over here, "Rocket Man" was playing on the radio

Kate Murphy:
It's a good song

Megan Hunt:
Couldn't listen to it for years

Kate Murphy:
Why not?

Megan Hunt:
It was playing on my father's car radio the day that he drove my mother and me into New York City. It was a great trip. Shopping at Bonwit Teller's, Russian Tea Room, Broadway. I was really happy... It's the last time we were together as a family. The next week my father was dead. And every time I hear that song on the radio I am twelve years old again and... [sighs] man, it still hurts

Kate Murphy:
It's funny how the brain works, right?

Megan Hunt:
Yeah. But you know? I would never want to forget that pain. It makes me who I am, you know? I can't imagine loosing that!

Megan Hunt:
Liberty Mall. You know what they have there?

Peter Dunlop:
What?

Megan Hunt:
A shark.

Peter Dunlop:
Why in the world would you know that?

Megan Hunt:
Northeast General is a couple of blacks from here. Whenever I used to operate, I'd come visit the shark.

Peter Dunlop:
Oh, communing with one of your own, huh?

Curtis Brumfield:
You using a dead girl to hit on her sister?

Ethan Gross:
No. No way. I told her it was inappropriate but... she kind of insisted.

Curtis Brumfield:
Mm-mmm. So your telling me I'm up to my knees in bio-waste, just so you have something to talk about?

Ethan Gross:
Yes?

Curtis Brumfield:
You leave the girl any more messages, she'll think you're stalking her.

Ethan Gross:
Well, what would you do?

Curtis Brumfield:
I wouldn't be sitting here talking to me. [Ethan hangs up the phone, flings off his lab coat and runs for the elevator]

Ethan Gross:
Hey, thank you!

Curtis Brumfield:
The boy is crazy.

Ethan Gross:
Well, according to Jessica's labs, she didn't have cancer, she wasn't a smoker or pregnant or dehydrated

Curtis Brumfield:
And she definitely wasn't obese

Ethan Gross:
That reminds me: have you had your heart checked lately?

Curtis Brumfield:
You have your face checked lately?

Kate Murphy:
Murder by malpractice... That's bold even for you!

Megan Hunt:
Thank you

Megan Hunt:
Who did you operate on last night?

Doctor Chandler:
A male, twenties, suffering from cholelithiasis

Megan Hunt:
Does he have a name? [Doctor Chandler hesitates] Why I am not surprised?

Doctor Chandler:
If you stand in my shoes, then you can judge me!

Megan Hunt:
I have already done both!

Megan Hunt:
I am very sorry about the scar! Your kitchen knives are not too sharp!

Megan Hunt:
Afternoon, Peter. What have we got?

Peter Dunlop:
Bride-to-be took a header off the balcony. Could be a suicide

Megan Hunt:
I hate weddings

Ethan Gross:
What's up?

Dani Alvarez:
Bride just dumped to her death on her wedding day

Ethan Gross:
Oh! Wow! Uh, no, I don't have a segue for that

Dani Alvarez:
Segue into what?

Ethan Gross:
Would you like to go out with me? Friday night, eh, to see Prom Zombies 4?

Curtis Brumfield:
[On balcony holding a crash dummy] Well, can we do this?

Ethan Gross:
Yeah, sure. So, do you think she was pushed or do you think she jumped?

Curtis Brumfield:
That's what the dummy is supposed to tell us, the trajectory of the fall

Ethan Gross:
I know

Curtis Brumfield:
But considering there's a chair against the rail, I am a go with she jumped

Ethan Gross:
Okay [starts climbing the chair] so she stood up like this...

Curtis Brumfield:
Ethan, get down!

Ethan Gross:
Why?

Curtis Brumfield:
Because I don't want the wrong dummy going over!

Zack Goffman:
Let me ask you something? How could I have killed Melissa if I wasn't even invited to the wedding?

Detective Bud Morris:
Since when do you need an invitation to commit murder?

Megan Hunt:
I remember my wedding day. Knew it was a mistake the minute I walked down the aisle

Peter Dunlop:
Then why did you go through with it?

Megan Hunt:
My mother would have killed me

Megan Hunt:
Bud! Let me do the talking, okay? You haven't had the lightest touch lately

Detective Bud Morris:
Yeah! I am beginning to sound like you!

Dr. Cameron Fischer:
Excuse me, dear!

Megan Hunt:
Actually, it's Dr. Dear

Dani Alvarez:
It has the makings of an old-school horror movie doesn't it? Murder at the Med School Morgue, a coven of killer nurses in the basement, virgin sacrifices on the roof

Peter Dunlop:
Haha, that's quite an imagination! You should put that on paper

Dani Alvarez:
I am more of a lover than a writer

Detective Bud Morris:
Do me a favor: if I ever get shot and this meathead is my doctor, just let me bleed out please

Megan Hunt:
Don't worry, you wouldn't survive anyway. Look at his hands: he's all thumbs. Hardly surgeon material

Megan Hunt:
What are you doing? I thought I told you to wait in the break room and touch nothing!

Ethan Gross:
Oh, she didn't touch...

Megan Hunt:
And you!

Ethan Gross:
...much

Megan Hunt:
When did you think this was a good idea?

Ethan Gross:
We found something on the left axilla...

Megan Hunt:
Do you realize that if you allow her to touch they body, you compromise our findings?

Dora Mason:
But listen I think Shane...

Ethan Gross:
No, no, no...

Megan Hunt:
This is NOT a school project. This is a human being! You mess up in class, you get a "B" minus, you mess up in here a killer goes free

Dani Alvarez:
[answers her phone] Call me or mam again and you will be picking up your teeth with your broken fingers [hangs up]

Peter Dunlop:
Uhm, who's that?

Dani Alvarez:
My dad. I don't talk to anyone like that, just so you know, just him! He left when I was five, crapped all over my mom and then he found God. Just 'cause God forgave him doesn't mean we have to. Which means I'm pretty much going to hell, as far as my dad is concerned

Kate Murphy:
So where is your prot?g??

Megan Hunt:
She broke the rules!

Kate Murphy:
Oh, so she did learn something from you while she was here

Megan Hunt:
Hello mother. Sounds like you two are having fun. What am I missing?

Joan Hunt:
Oh, I was just telling Lacey about living with you when you were her age

Megan Hunt:
[chuckles] Ahaha, right

Joan Hunt:
Did you know that your mother used to bring home dead birds and keep them in the freezer to study them?

Lacey Fleming:
Euw! That's disgusting!

Megan Hunt:
Mom

Joan Hunt:
I didn't know whether she'd end up being a doctor or a serial killer. The jury was out there for a while

Peter Dunlop:
Is there something wrong with your cell phone or are you just playing hard to get?

Megan Hunt:
Why?

Peter Dunlop:
Derek Ames, he left a message at the office this morning, because he doesn't have your cell phone. He says he regrets he can't make coffee

Megan Hunt:
Damn it, I should have cancelled first!

Peter Dunlop:
Well as long as we're back in high school...

Peter Dunlop:
A rave!

Detective Bud Morris:
Shouldn't there be a time machine in here? Isn't this something that happened like 20 years ago?

Megan Hunt:
Partying didn't stop just because you got old, Bud!

Detective Bud Morris:
You do mean "we" you, don't you?

Agent Derek Ames:
High school! Amazing we all survived

Megan Hunt:
Sounds like you're no stranger to raves

Agent Derek Ames:
I take it you weren't?

Megan Hunt:
I was too busy being a nerd!

Megan Hunt:
What time did you say he made that 911 call?

Detective Bud Morris:
Uh, 7.14 in the AM, about three hours ago. Why?

Megan Hunt:
Because when he made that call, he'd been dead for at least 4 hours!

Megan Hunt:
Someone is getting a late start this morning

Todd Fleming:
Hey, Oh, thanks for taking Lacey last night! Appreciated it

Megan Hunt:
Anything I can do to help your love life

Todd Fleming:
Okay, I will leave you two, to, eh, compare notes

Megan Hunt:
Euwh!

Kate Murphy:
Yeah!

Detective Bud Morris:
How was your date last night?

Megan Hunt:
Don't want to talk about it!

Detective Bud Morris:
Hm, I had dates like that

Megan Hunt:
Doubt that

Detective Bud Morris:
I am starting to feel inadequate

Megan Hunt:
Starting?

Detective Bud Morris:
[laughs] You were a laugh riot in high school, weren't you?

Harvey Brady:
Do you have kids?

Detective Samantha Baker:
No

Detective Bud Morris:
No! Well, not for another seven months!

Megan Hunt:
Too well groomed, nicely dressed. She doesn't belong here. There is a distinct lack of blood around the body and people don't usually die from a single gunshot wound in the arm

Detective Bud Morris:
And here is where you tell me she is actually made of straw or was born with three hearts! How about instead you give me the cause of death, so I can move on with my day!

Megan Hunt:
I'd be happy to detective, if I knew what it was!

Megan Hunt:
What was she doing in this place?

Detective Samantha Baker:
I doubt it is for the continental breakfast and free wifi. Maybe she is a prostitute?

Megan Hunt:
She was wearing a business suit! It's not exactly the sexiest outfit!

Peter Dunlop:
Unless you are in that sort of thing!

Ethan Gross:
Oh, sorry, eh, I was just rearranging the instruments; the new teamer had it completely out of order

Megan Hunt:
How do you know what order I want them in?

Ethan Gross:
Well, you know, they don't call me "Eagle Eye Ethan" for nothing... [mumbles] nobody calls me that

Curtis Brumfield:
Ethan, did you run those trace samples on Elena Rosas?

Ethan Gross:
Uh, yeah, yeah. The blue dye on her finger was too diluted to get a reading on, but the crusty trace on her blouse was milk.

Curtis Brumfield:
Milk? What kind?

Ethan Gross:
Eh... Human

Curtis Brumfield:
Go ahead, say it, Ethan!

[Ethan does nothing]

Curtis Brumfield:
Breast milk, go on!

Ethan Gross:
Okay, I don't have to, you just did!

Peter Dunlop:
So how was the date with the gardener?

Megan Hunt:
He's not a gardener, he's a landscape architect! And you're only saying that because you're jealous!

Peter Dunlop:
Well I admit I did get a little joy out of interrupting your night

Megan Hunt:
Actually your call came just in time!

Peter Dunlop:
Oh, was it that bad, huh?

Megan Hunt:
No, it was that good!

Curtis Brumfield:
Listen up, you all! There is a new sheriff in town and this kind of waste isn't gonna fly anymore These three boxes of gloves where full yesterday. Now unless everybody in here has five hands, there is no way they should be empty already

Ethan Gross:
Your highness? Funny thing, I actually do have five hands. Just put them in the freezer!

Kate Murphy:
Ethan? Have you heard from the lab if they found out what caused Robyn Lux's rash?

Ethan Gross:
They called. I... I just haven't had the time to call them back. Curtis had me pulling cases for quality review! Some of them don't even qualify. It almost makes me long for the days when you were in charge

Kate Murphy:
Wow! And to think I was *this* close to felling sorry for you. Call the lab!

Curtis Brumfield:
I am watching you, you know?

Ethan Gross:
I do know and it's getting creepy!

Aiden Wells:
Work always comes first with you, doesn't it?

Megan Hunt:
Well, I could say no, but it seems a little bit too early to be lying to you!

Peter Dunlop:
Am I wrong, or are you two fighting over me?

Megan Hunt:
You can have him... be sure to ask about his one night stand.

Ethan Gross:
I'm just your b*tch aren't I?

Megan Hunt:
Stop pretending you don't like it.

Peter Dunlop:
Ok, so I've been to all six sperm banks in the metropolitan area and...

Bud Morris:
Hold on a second. Six?

Peter Dunlop:
That's right.

Bud Morris:
Does he look a little drained to you?

Samantha Baker:
You know, Pete you do look kind of pale.

Kate Murphy:
Yeah, I hope you don't have a date tonight because that...

Peter Dunlop:
Okay, if you're all done...

Megan Hunt:
Martin Loeb is not the father of Julie's baby.

Kate Murphy:
Yeah, we know that.

Megan Hunt:
Oh...

Bud Morris:
You got all that off a speck of paint?

Megan Hunt:
And Ethan told me that Peter was hitting up the sperm banks, so from that, I deduced what was going on. How you doing? Depleted?

Peter Dunlop:
Oh, that's funny.

Megan Hunt:
So... am I back on the case?

Kate Murphy:
Were you ever off it?

Megan Hunt:
Hmm, not really.

Curtis Brumfield:
Well, thank you for coming, Francine.

Francine:
I really want this job.

Curtis Brumfield:
I appreciate your enthusiasm.

Francine:
No, you don't understand. I really want this job. I need... this job. [Whispers] I love dead people.

Curtis Brumfield:
Ethan. I am done interviewing these people.

Ethan Gross:
Well, maybe your just interviewing them wrong.

Curtis Brumfield:
Mnh-mnh. There's only one way to answer 'Do you have a history of traffic accidents?' and no, it is not 'Do I get to play with dead bodies?'

Bud Morris:
[after Megan suggests Martin killed his wife] You've already lost one career. Are you trying to make it two?

Peter Dunlop:
What do you think you're gonna find?

Megan Hunt:
I don't know! That's why I need your help

Peter Dunlop:
Oh, it's nice to hear you need my help!

Megan Hunt:
Did I say that?

Megan Hunt:
Lacey and I are great, thank you

Kate Murphy:
So we're good!

Megan Hunt:
Define "good"

Megan Hunt:
How is the Julie Loeb case going?

Peter Dunlop:
Oh, I am Switzerland! I am neutral

Megan Hunt:
Okay. Just out of curiosity: which one of us is Germany?

Kate Murphy:
Now since apparently taking you off the case isn't enough to actually get you off the case, I am assigning you another one!

Ethan Gross:
What does an investigator do actually?

Megan Hunt:
Basically secures the crime scene, photographs the body, interviews witnesses and whatever I tell him to do

Megan Hunt:
I already do whatever you tell me to do

Ethan Gross:
Keep up the good work!

Bud Morris:
We apologize for the inconvenience...

Alexandra Loeb:
Spare me the apology, detective, you suck at it!

Megan Hunt:
You know something I hate about this job?

Kate Murphy:
Following the rules?

Dani Alvarez:
I bet you see some crazy stuff here, eh?

Ethan Gross:
You get used to it, don't worry

Dani Alvarez:
I got no problem being around the dead

Ethan Gross:
You're not one of those necrofreaks are you? Because we got those!

Dani Alvarez:
Relax, Doc, I get my rocks off the regular way

Ethan Gross:
Ah, that's good! I, I mean that get your rocks... you know what: forget it!

Peter Dunlop:
So, what's going on with you and Kate?

Megan Hunt:
What do you mean?

Peter Dunlop:
Well, I saw you talking in the parking lot last night. And if I didn't know better it almost looked friendly

Megan Hunt:
Why is it that you are so comfortable delving into my personal life and yet, hum, we never seem to talk about yours

Peter Dunlop:
Well, that's just our thing, I guess

Megan Hunt:
Oh oh, I see. You and I have a thing?

Megan Hunt:
Ethan?

Ethan Gross:
Okay, that's weird

Megan Hunt:
Curtis! What happened to Ethan's body?

Curtis Brumfield:
You mean other than 30 years of junk food, video games and general lethargy?

Ethan Gross:
Oh yeah? Your body is a temple?

Megan Hunt:
I meant the body he is working on, the new transporter brought it in

Curtis Brumfield:
What now? He lost it?

Megan Hunt:
Anyway these things happen! It was freezing cold last night, given hyperthermia, the hard beat can drop to two or three beats a minute. It's hard to find a pulse! Plus it is nice to throw one back!

Detective Bud Morris:
Let me remind you: if this guy doesn't make it, I got a murder and no crime scene! But hey, these things happen!

Detective Bud Morris:
Don't cut into this one, until you are sure he's dead!

Dani Alvarez:
Hope you don't think I'm stalking you

Ethan Gross:
Uh, eh, no! Usually my stalkers are older, larger, more male!

Kate Murphy:
If this goes the way I think it's gonna go, this is gonna mean a huge political storm!

Megan Hunt:
I hope you have a big umbrella!

Megan Hunt:
What's his name?

Lacey Fleming:
Who?

Megan Hunt:
The boy I saw you talking to yesterday.

Lacey Fleming:
[shrugging] I dunno.

Megan Hunt:
You don't know, or you don't want to tell me?

Peter Dunlop:
You know, the last time that your hands bothered you, you were calling Lacey about lunch.

Megan Hunt:
Paresthesia is not psychosomatic.

Peter Dunlop:
Stress is.

Megan Hunt:
I'm not stressed.

Peter Dunlop:
Then how was lunch?

Megan Hunt:
It was fine!

Peter Dunlop:
Sound stressed.

Megan Hunt:
Why do you want to know? Uh, you wanna give me more advice? I'm stressed because you stuck your nose into my business in the first place.

Peter Dunlop:
Well, I'm starting to regret that myself. You know, you've got great instincts about the dead, Megan, but about the living, you suck.

Megan Hunt:
I care about the dead because they can't speak for themselves. The living are on their own.

Detective Bud Morris:
Dr. Hunt how nice to see you again!

Megan Hunt:
Detective Morris, you almost sound sincere!

Kate Murphy:
Here you are. Piaseki Chapman murder-suicide?

Megan Hunt:
Alleged murder-suicide, yes?

Kate Murphy:
You have Ethan and Curtis to help you. I want this handled quickly and efficiently!

Megan Hunt:
When did I ever do otherwise?

Kate Murphy:
Fine, then I have nothing to worry about, do I?

Megan Hunt:
And Curtis, check on my DNA results, will you?

Curtis Brumfield:
What DNA results?

Megan Hunt:
The one I ordered in your name, didn't think you mind

Ethan Gross:
Told you, she has this strange power

Kate Murphy:
Appreciate you dropping me off at work

Peter Dunlop:
Ah no, it's no problem! We'll make up for it next weekend. I was thinking about a trip somewhere

Kate Murphy:
Where?

Peter Dunlop:
Somewhere we're beyond cell-phone range

Curtis Brumfield:
Isn't this your day off?

Kate Murphy:
Yep

Curtis Brumfield:
Do I want to know?

Kate Murphy:
Nope

Megan Hunt:
Dr. Murphy! Taking another case away from me?

Curtis Brumfield:
Oh hell!

Kate Murphy:
How about you just accept the help?

Megan Hunt:
Why does that make me nervous?

Detective Bud Morris:
If you ladies are finished with the coffee klatch, can we get started please?

Megan Hunt:
She's been in the water for a while. It could be aquatic animal activity

Detective Bud Morris:
Could you be more specific?

Megan Hunt:
Fish bites

Detective Bud Morris:
Ah!

Dani Alvarez:
Maybe she's a vampire

Ethan Gross:
Yeah, but see, vampires have blood in their veins

Dani Alvarez:
Not if another vampire sucks it out of them

Ethan Gross:
You're perfect!

Dani Alvarez:
What?

Ethan Gross:
What? Eh, either way, you know, vampires can't drown, so...

Curtis Brumfield:
What is this? A "twilight" convention?

Molly Anderson:
Hi, my name is Molly Anderson, Himstim regional rep. This is the next Viagra. Do you want to try it?

Detective Bud Morris:
Oh, uhm, wife's pregnant

Molly Anderson:
Oh, that's the best time to use it

Detective Bud Morris:
Try telling my wife

Detective Bud Morris:
He's Sue, you Sam, she's Dani! What the hell is going on?

Detective Samantha Baker:
Will you stop about stressing about baby names

Detective Bud Morris:
It's the first decision you make for your kid. It's a lot a pressure

Detective Bud Morris:
Dr Hunt? Outside! [Leaving the interview room] You're giving the suspect information!

Megan Hunt:
I thought he could help establish the COD

Detective Bud Morris:
That's your job, not the suspect's! And hey, never bring that thing [pointing to her phone] in here again

Megan Hunt:
This was about Lacey. When you have your kid, you'll understand

Detective Bud Morris:
Lacey. Is that a family name?

Megan Hunt:
No, it just came to me first time I held her. She was soft and delicate

Detective Bud Morris:
What would have happened if she as crappy and whiny?

Megan Hunt:
I would have called her Bud!

Dani Alvarez:
Maybe it was Ebola?

Curtis Brumfield:
Dani, I hired you to be a driver, not a medical consultant!

Curtis Brumfield:
I'm glad somebody is in bed with the right people.

Kate Murphy:
[laughs]

Megan Hunt:
[Walking by] We all have our talents.

Kate Murphy:
What did she say?

Curtis Brumfield:
I didn't hear nothing.

Detective Bud Morris:
[Holding up a pair of fur lined handcuffs] I just love it when suspects provide their own handcuffs, don't you?

Curtis Brumfield:
[Holding a S&M leather mask] How do you like me now, Darth Vadar? Who's your daddy?

Ethan Gross:
I don't think we saw the same Star Wars.

Ethan Gross:
Any houses for rent in this cul-de-sac?

Megan Hunt:
You couldn't handle a desperate housewife. Believe me.

Megan Hunt:
I used to live on a cul-de-sac like this.

Megan Hunt:
[Megan's phone rings using classic music] Oh, that's me

Peter Dunlop:
That is you ringtone?

Megan Hunt:
For my mother! I find music soothes me before the inevitable onslaught!

Megan Hunt:
[Looks at the victim] Call Bud and Sam!

Detective Bud Morris:
He already did! Oh, must be something pretty juicy for to call homicide to a car accident

Megan Hunt:
Maybe I just missed you

Megan Hunt:
Ethan?

Ethan Gross:
Yeah?

Megan Hunt:
Stop everything! I have something very important for you to do!

Ethan Gross:
Really? Sure! What is it?

Megan Hunt:
Fix my cell phone, it fell in a puddle at the crime scene!

Kate Murphy:
Curtis? Have you seen Megan? She's not answering her cell

Curtis Brumfield:
She's out with Peter, Bud and Sam

Kate Murphy:
Would you please let her know I need to speak with her immediately

[Kate leaves with the elevator, then Megan comes walking in]

Curtis Brumfield:
Hey? Kate was just looking for you! Head all full of steam

Megan Hunt:
Augh, tell her I am on a murder case

Curtis Brumfield:
Uh-uh, I watch telenovelas: you two ain't sticking me in the middle! The story will have a tragic end with no survivors!

Megan Hunt:
Oh? Where have you been, Casanova?

Peter Dunlop:
You know, that woman may have had information that's pertinent to the case

Megan Hunt:
Stuck in her cleavage?

Detective Bud Morris:
I have to say this goes above and beyond even for you, doctor! Actually using taxpayer dollars to test you own tears to just disproof the fact that you cried

Megan Hunt:
I was not crying detective! Believe me, you will know when I am crying

Detective Bud Morris:
Ah, I am sure you weren't

Detective Bud Morris:
Derek Ames, the swami of calm

Special Agent Derek Ames:
People find good odds comforting. They can focus on making their hope a reality

Detective Bud Morris:
Three quarters of abducted children who die are killed in the first three hours of their abduction. How is that for odds? We don't have time

Special Agent Derek Ames:
I never said we did. We need all the contacts ASAP

Detective Bud Morris:
Where you're going?

Special Agent Derek Ames:
See your MI about the body. Hopefully he'll have a theory

Detective Bud Morris:
You mean she. And as for theories: be careful what you wish for!

Megan Hunt:
Can you match those imprints to a make and model?

Curtis Brumfield:
Give us a few hours and we'll tell you if it's a standard or luxury

Special Agent Derek Ames:
You can't let your heart get the better of you

Megan Hunt:
Nobody has ever accused me of that!

Special Agent Derek Ames:
At the end of the day: the boy is either in their arms or on your table

Special Agent Derek Ames:
The only person who knows where the boy is hidden, is now in your custody

Megan Hunt:
Time to make a dead man speak

Megan Hunt:
I've had other missing person cases before. Why this one?

Kate Murphy:
I was new here. It was my... it was my third autopsy: a battered mom, whose daughter gone missing. Curtis and I worked on that case for two weeks straight

Megan Hunt:
They never found the girl?

Kate Murphy:
They found her. She was my fourth autopsy.

Megan Hunt:
And the quid quo pro is...?

Joan Hunt:
I am here to help you, Megan! And find out what I said that was so terribly wrong

Megan Hunt:
[fetches an election pamphlet] You know how hard it is for me to see that everywhere? That was the worst day of my life! And every time you run for office, I have to relive it!

Joan Hunt:
That's what that picture means to you. I always found that a point of family pride: becoming successful, for staying strong

Megan Hunt:
Daddy killed himself, we suffered and I miss him. How is that a point of family pride?

Kate Murphy:
You promised him evidence?

Megan Hunt:
I got carried away!

Kate Murphy:
You wouldn't be the first to get carried away by Derek Ames

Megan Hunt:
May I remind you that you already have a boyfriend?

Special Agent Derek Ames:
Okay, I am curious: how did you get the warrant?

Megan Hunt:
I know someone

Special Agent Derek Ames:
Now I am more curious!

Megan Hunt:
[gets a dossier] What's this?

Joan Hunt:
The scariest four hours of my life! The day your farther killed himself, I came back to a house filled with cops and you gone. Ran away they said. The next four hours I was frantic! I thought that maybe I lost both you and your father. But they found you: you were sound asleep in your father's tool shed

Megan Hunt:
I had no idea where you were! Is that's why you have been helping, because you lost your child for four hours?

Joan Hunt:
Megan, I lost you for the next thirty years!

Lacey Fleming:
New York is gonna to be so sick!

Megan Hunt:
Sick means good. Which as a doctor I find particularly disturbing

Joan Hunt:
Well, you see, this is why I need to spend more time with Lacey

Detective Bud Morris:
Well, look at you. Somebody better turn that frown upside down

Megan Hunt:
Zip it, flatfoot. I am grumpy!

Detective Bud Morris:
You're usually Snow White

Joey Jablonsky:
Oh come on! Do I look like the kind of guy that would do something like that?

Detective Bud Morris:
Yeah! You kinda do

Megan Hunt:
For a year? Where was he going all that time?

Peter Dunlop:
Why was he lying to his wife?

Ethan Gross:
Maybe he was a bigamist! Or a spy! Or a bigamist spy! Two identities, two families in a poly-amorous world that time forgot

Megan Hunt:
[Looking at the bullet from the body] Gentleman, we have a through and through and through. The round entered his chest, exited his back, ricocheted off something hard and then reentered the body

Detective Bud Morris:
What is that latched in the bullet? Is that a... rock?

Megan Hunt:
That is not just any rock. That, detective, is your crime scene!

Ethan Gross:
Dr. Hunt? I checked the PD. There's still no word on our crime scene

Megan Hunt:
They have had that evidence for hours!

Ethan Gross:
Yeah, but it was just a pebble

Megan Hunt:
But they're always after me about finding cause of death. I have found a whole lot more with a whole lot less!

Megan Hunt:
Do me a favor!

Ethan Gross:
I know, I know: stay on them! Just because you do your job, doesn't mean other people do theirs

Megan Hunt:
I really hate being quoted back to myself!

Ethan Gross:
I'm so sorry!

Aiden Wells:
I guess I just got a vibe earlier when we were talking online

Megan Hunt:
We didn't... Oh my God, they didn't! Oh my! No! That, that person that you were talking to, that was not me

Aiden Wells:
It wasn't?

Megan Hunt:
No, not me!

Aiden Wells:
[laughs] Wait, well, then who was it?

Megan Hunt:
Eh, eh, let's just say that when I find out, my family tree will be missing a limb!

Megan Hunt:
Hey, don't you ever answer your texts?

Detective Bud Morris:
Not when you write in all capitals. It's like yelling and it's rude

Megan Hunt:
It's emphatic!

Aiden Wells:
When did you get divorced?

Megan Hunt:
Ahm, a couple of months after you put that pool in the backyard of my old house. I never did get to enjoy the fruits of your labor

Aiden Wells:
Yeah, I'm sorry to say, I kind of saw the writing on the wall about that one

Megan Hunt:
Oh, did you?

Aiden Wells:
Yeah, you see, I work with a lot of couples and, uhm, you can tell a lot about a marriage by the decision making process. And you and your husband, you couldn't agree on one thing

Megan Hunt:
Yeah, but I always got what I wanted, didn't I?

Doctor:
Your condition is chronic and undiagnosable

Megan Hunt:
Keep looking!

Doctor:
Every test we do on you comes up negative. It's been four years since your car accident and no improvement to your paresthesia. Your carrier as a neurosurgeon is over, Megan. I think it's time to accept that

Megan Hunt:
You think I want to come back?

Doctor:
All I am saying is you have a whole new carrier now. Most people would count their blessings

Megan Hunt:
I am not most people

Peter Dunlop:
Oh, Bud, Sam, this is Dr. Megan Hunt. I don't think you pulled her on a case before

Detective Bud Morris:
I heard all about Dr. Hunt. This must be our lucky day

Megan Hunt:
Look at that, already we agree on something [... ] Oh and one more things detectives: don't believe everything you've heard about me. I am much worse!

Detective Samantha Baker:
I heard you were some big neurosurgeon a few years back

Megan Hunt:
Used to be

Detective Samantha Baker:
So why are you working here?

Megan Hunt:
I can't kill somebody, they're already dead

Curtis Brumfield:
Doctor Hunt

Megan Hunt:
Curtis

Curtis Brumfield:
I am a doctor too, you know

Megan Hunt:
Yet nobody calls you that! Strange

Peter Dunlop:
It looks like a pumpkin wearing a tutu

Megan Hunt:
It's the Carol-Ramsey ruffled toad. Before you make another crack, it's not for me, it's for my daughter

Peter Dunlop:
Do you ever even look at a price tag?

Megan Hunt:
She is going to be 12 in a couple of days, so I want to get her something nice, okay?

Peter Dunlop:
For 1100 dollars! Are you seriously considering this?

Megan Hunt:
Please stop talking

Peter Dunlop:
Okay, but getting your daughter this handbag is a bad idea

Megan Hunt:
Oh, really? What can you possibly know about my daughter?

Peter Dunlop:
You know something? You're right! I have been assigned to you for what, six month now, what can I possibly know about you daughter

Megan Hunt:
Lacey lives with her father. We divorced five years ago. He got full custody. And he got it because a women who works 18 hours a day is an absentee mother and a man who works the same hours is a family provider. Do you have any idea what it takes to be a practicing neurosurgeon? I was damn good at what I did! I saved lives and if I missed play dates and phone calls because of that then I am very sorry, but I was under the bizarre impression that my husband had my back. And instead he... I lost my child to my carrier and then I lost my carrier, all because of the damn accident! My hands still are numb.

Megan Hunt:
I told you, I cannot pick up Lacy today! I have surgery in half an hour and I am late already! I have a job!

Detective Bud Morris:
I know a lot of MIs and none of them are as big a pain in the ass as you are

Megan Hunt:
They are also not as good as I am

Detective Bud Morris:
You like to think that, don't you?

Megan Hunt:
When did she kick you out detective? You have an impression on your ring finger where a wedding ring was recently removed. That cut on your chin is from a double bladed razor, probably disposable and your aftershave... am I hoping the best a hotel has to offer

Kate Murphy:
Detective, Curtis tells me you have a bone fracture?

Megan Hunt:
Of the distal metacarpals first and second finger

Kate Murphy:
Asking me or telling me?

Megan Hunt:
You're the bone specialist!

Detective Bud Morris:
I am missing something?

Megan Hunt:
Kate has a new boyfriend

Detective Bud Morris:
Oh?

Megan Hunt:
My ex-husband

Detective Bud Morris:
Oh!

Ethan Gross:
And I just got off the phone from Peter

Detective Bud Morris:
How is he?

Ethan Gross:
This guy goes into a burning house, the ceiling collapses on him and all he gets is a bruised shoulder! I mean it's like he made of adamantium! [Bud frowns] Like Wolverine, from the X-men [Bud shakes no] You gotta go to the movies! Uh, he is coming by the way.

Curtis Brumfield:
You know, relationships are hard especially when it involves three people and two of them have history

Megan Hunt:
And suddenly we are not talking about the Applebees anymore. What is on your mind, Curtis?

Curtis Brumfield:
I want you to know that in 99.9% of the time when it comes to you, I am on the side of Kate. But on her decision to date your ex, I think she is wrong! Like Michael Jordan playing baseball kind of wrong

Megan Hunt:
Wow, we actually agree on something! .1% of the time

Curtis Brumfield:
So keep that in mind when I say this: as Deputy Chief Medical Examiner you two need to work it out!

Megan Hunt:
I am being professional!

Curtis Brumfield:
Hum, hum

Mike Applebee:
[In interrogation room] Will you please let me go! I need to see Jenna!

Detective Bud Morris:
Sorry Mike, we're not in habit of reuniting victims with their attackers!

Ethan Gross:
So Megan's ex? Really?

Kate Murphy:
Not going to happen, Ethan! Dr. Hunt.

Megan Hunt:
[walks in] Dr. Murphy. Did you finish your rapid touch prep yet?

Ethan Gross:
You know what? I think I left something in a place that isn't here, so...

Kate Murphy:
It's fine, Ethan! And no, the John Doe's bone tissue needs to decalcify for another half hour. Have you found anything that could be our blunt force trauma weapon?

Megan Hunt:
Maybe, but believe it or not Ray Easton is still processing the scene. That man is a pain in my ass!

Kate Murphy:
Hmm, a lot of people say the same thing about you! [walks away]

Ethan Gross:
So is it going to be like this from now on?

Megan Hunt:
Why do you ask me? She's the one who decided to date my ex-husband! Ask her!

Megan Hunt:
What's going on with you?

Peter Dunlop:
I know what it's like to wonder about birth parents, because I wonder about mine for years

Megan Hunt:
Excuse me? You're adopted?

Peter Dunlop:
Before my dad dead, he gave me a sealed envelope. Inside was information about my birth parents. All I had to do was look, but I... I couldn't. So I put it in his coffin and I said goodbye. Well, I thought that after I buried my father the... all those questions were behind me: who I was, where I came from

Megan Hunt:
Take it from me: just because you bury your father, the questions don't get buried with him [Peter nods no] Hey, you're not the only one who gets to make annoying personal observations!

Peter Dunlop:
I guess not!

Peter Dunlop:
How hard do you have to hit someone to do that?

Detective Bud Morris:
Never underestimate the power of meth!

Megan Hunt:
Detective Morris, good to see you

Detective Bud Morris:
Dr. Hunt. Nice tennis shoes, very CSA! [Peter shakes his head] Crime Scene Appropriate!

Ethan Gross:
Why are we doing this?

Peter Dunlop:
Megan thinks that Bryn falling off a horse had something to do with her death. It would help to find some evidence, so she was actually riding one

Ethan Gross:
This is definitely not in my job description!

Peter Dunlop:
You and me both, Sundance! Hey, I have hoof prints here

Ethan Gross:
I got crap

Peter Dunlop:
Well, keep looking

Ethan Gross:
No! Seriously, I got crap

Peter Dunlop:
Okay, Is that...?

Ethan Gross:
Yep, manure! The horse was definitely here

Lacey Fleming:
[sneaks up on Bud] Where's my mom?

Detective Bud Morris:
Crap! Don't sneak up on people with guns, kid! Didn't your mom tell you to wait in the car?

Lacey Fleming:
Didn't she tell you to watch your language?

Detective Bud Morris:
Alright, go do what she said

Lacey Fleming:
You go do what she said!

Detective Bud Morris:
You do what she said

Lacey Fleming:
You do what she said

Detective Bud Morris:
Hey, you find anything out from our friend?

Peter Dunlop:
[to Bud] Well, it seems that Will Brooks may have wanted a little bit more than just the keys to Bryn's shed, if you know what I mean

Lacey Fleming:
I don't get it

Detective Bud Morris:
Uh, ask your mom

Peter Dunlop:
Yeah

Lacey Fleming:
I don't mean sex. I mean how does an expert rider fall off her horse?

Megan Hunt:
Which I would have known if I had a say in my daughter's life!

Todd Fleming:
You gave that up, 5 years ago

Megan Hunt:
I didn't give up being her mother!

Megan Hunt:
Todd was just here. He had to leave to pick up Lacey, otherwise I am sure he would have come by to say hello

Kate Murphy:
It's fine, Megan. He doesn't have to see me every time he comes to see you

Megan Hunt:
That's very adult of you!

Kate Murphy:
Well, I don't image I'm gonna loose him to you, am I?

Megan Hunt:
Aha, no he's all yours!

Kate Murphy:
Hm,. I don't know if I'd go that far

Megan Hunt:
Well, at least for the weekend. Lacey is staying with me

Kate Murphy:
Oh, I am glad to hear it!

Megan Hunt:
Listen, I know Todd. I know this kind of decision... he didn't get there without someone kicking him in the...

Kate Murphy:
So, you're actually here to thank me?

Megan Hunt:
What I am trying to say is...

Kate Murphy:
That you're sorry?

Megan Hunt:
There may have been times when I took my anger for Todd out on you and... I am really bad at this

Kate Murphy:
Oh, for God sake, say it!

Megan Hunt:
Okay, I'm sorry and thank you

Kate Murphy:
You see? It wasn't that hard

Megan Hunt:
I brought you some coffee, I figured I wasn't the only one that could use it

Peter Dunlop:
Well, thank you, partner [showing Megan the coffee he got for her]

Megan Hunt:
Uh, well at least we didn't dress alike

Peter Dunlop:
Well, I thought about that, but plum doesn't really work for me

Ethan Gross:
[Seeing Bud drink coffee in the autopsy room] Detective, no food or drink! You know that [Bud takes to steps back and sticks his arm out into the hallway]

Megan Hunt:
Gentleman, we have a puzzle: A drug dealer with drugs in his system, who didn't abuse drugs

Megan Hunt:
Bud, when am I gonna meet the wife?

Detective Bud Morris:
I'm sorry?

Megan Hunt:
Jeannie. Bring her by the office tomorrow

Detective Bud Morris:
Why? What's wrong? Is there something wrong?

Megan Hunt:
Nothing's wrong. I just want to meet her.

Peter Dunlop:
What have you got?

Ethan Gross:
Hey, remember that black foreign material that we found in the knuckle laceration? It's gold

Peter Dunlop:
What is gold doing in a knuckle wound?

Curtis Brumfield:
Could be gold used in restorative dentistry

Ethan Gross:
Wait! He hit a dentist?

Curtis Brumfield:
No fool! He hit somebody in the mouth with a loose filling!

Megan Hunt:
[about to test fire a gun] Fire in the hole! [Shoots] Auw! Auw! [drops gun]

Ethan Gross:
Dr. Hunt are you okay? What happened?

Megan Hunt:
The gun bit me!

Kate Murphy:
It's called Beretta Bite! If you're not familiar with how to handle it, the slide can give you a nasty cut!

Curtis Brumfield:
We're running it now for biologicals

Megan Hunt:
This is pretty damn good, Curtis!

Curtis Brumfield:
Who's your daddy?

Peter Dunlop:
You wanted to see me?

Kate Murphy:
Close the door. [Peter closes the door] I just want to know where you head is

Peter Dunlop:
I brought the gun like you asked

Kate Murphy:
And?

Peter Dunlop:
Sometimes I want to strangle Megan

Kate Murphy:
I know the feeling, believe me! But I have never once doubt her commitment on this job! And I never hop I have to doubt yours again

Megan Hunt:
And she was out in the open air for at least two days near a garden. So... when there's a garden, there's entomology. And when there's entomology there's... [Curtis enters the exam room] Curtis, just in time. I have a present for you. [Holds up a blowfly larvae] . And don't worry. He's got friends.

Curtis Brumfield:
[Curtis is feeding his maggots, and singing to them] Time for dinner, little buddies. A-Yummy, yummy, num, num. A- yummy, yummy, do...

Ethan Gross:
Could you try not to enjoy that so much?

Curtis Brumfield:
[Speaking to the maggots] . Somebody's having a rough day.

Ethan Gross:
[sighs] It's just... there's no roots on the hair, so no nuclear D.N.A., it's the only evidence from the killer, and I'm a little stressed, so a little quiet would go a long way.

Curtis Brumfield:
[Speaking to the maggots] . Did you hear that? [whispers] Eat quietly.

Peter Dunlop:
So he sends Tillman to beat up Daphne, and then a year later, he kills her?

Megan Hunt:
You've never been divorced.

Detective Bud Morris:
[Scoffing] Amen.

Megan Hunt:
Nice street

Peter Dunlop:
I thought you hated your life in Chestnut Hill

Peter Dunlop:
Hate is a little strong, I loathed it!

Detective Bud Morris:
Listen, if this is going to be too difficult for you...

Megan Hunt:
Death is always difficult, detective!

Joan Hunt:
You have no idea how I'm gonna miss her! What a lonely world you inhabit in that head of yours. I feel sorry for you, Megan. You don't know what it's like to have friends!

Megan Hunt:
You know... you're right! I don't, 'cause after my accident... after I lost my profession... my standing... were where my friends? Hm? Where were you?

Joan Hunt:
I was right here for you!

Megan Hunt:
No you weren't! You were embarrassed... too worried about your friends!

Peter Dunlop:
She became quite a power player!

Megan Hunt:
Why is it that whenever a man calls a woman a "power player" it sounds pejorative?

Peter Dunlop:
Uhm, your imagination?

Megan Hunt:
[chuckles] So now you are patronizing me?

Peter Dunlop:
Okay, I am not playing in this minefield

Megan Hunt:
You're already in it, pal!

Megan Hunt:
I estimated she's been dead for at least 2 days. How fast can you confirm that?

Curtis Brumfield:
There are 6 stages from egg to adult, I need to grow these little guys out and then calculate backwards. 20 days, maybe 25?

Megan Hunt:
I want tomorrow!

Curtis Brumfield:
I'll do my best

Kate Murphy:
What do you know so far?

Ethan Gross:
About the hair? That Curtis gave me half an hour ago?

Kate Murphy:
That's right

Ethan Gross:
It's human

Kate Murphy:
And?

Ethan Gross:
It's human

Peter Dunlop:
How is your mom?

Megan Hunt:
She wants me to go to some God awful club dinner

Peter Dunlop:
Sounds like real quality time

Megan Hunt:
No time with my mother is quality time

Ethan Gross:
[At the end of a discussion] You got it [and waits]

Kate Murphy:
Yes?

Ethan Gross:
Nothing! It's just, uhm, you're being really nice to me which is, don't get me wrong, it's really great, but it can't be because of me!

Kate Murphy:
My private life is private, so be good with that, okay?

Ethan Gross:
Yeah, yeah, of course

Detective Bud Morris:
[... ] and kill her with aspirin?

Megan Hunt:
Daphne's system was extremely sensitive when Luke Tillman assaulted her, she sustained kidney damage leading to secondary hyper parathyroidism, leading to hyper calcium causing paranoia and mood swings, but the kidney damage also elevated her potassium

Detective Bud Morris:
Promise me when you tell him that, it'll actually make sense

Megan Hunt:
[They go inside the interrogation room]

Megan Hunt:
Giving her aspirin was like throwing gasoline on fire, her potassium levels spiked and her heart stopped like that!

Detective Bud Morris:
All right, let's dig him up!

Megan Hunt:
We don't dig, detective! We excavate

Detective Bud Morris:
1.5 million

Peter Dunlop:
What?

Detective Bud Morris:
That's the population of our fair city. That's how many suspects we've got!

Ethan Gross:
Hillary Stone! Chalk this up to a problem that solved itself

Megan Hunt:
What does that sign say?

Ethan Gross:
"This is where I get a lecture from Dr. Megan Hunt!" O, I'm sorry. "This is where death rejoices to teach the living"

Megan Hunt:
It is never a place where the living disparage the dead. So, keep your opinions to yourself and focus on the facts!

Detective Bud Morris:
Both translations seems to work

Detective Bud Morris:
Don't encourage him!

Ethan Gross:
Your mom is taking a bath. I'm sure her opponent is thrilled!

Megan Hunt:
She doesn't have one

Ethan Gross:
Huh?

Megan Hunt:
It is a yea or nay vote whether to reconfirm her for another 10 years

Ethan Gross:
So, she could lose to nobody?

Peter Dunlop:
What little I've gleaned from your legendary teaching methods, I know that only oxygen deprivation can cause darkened cells like that

Megan Hunt:
Did I teach you that?

Peter Dunlop:
Hm!

Megan Hunt:
Hmm

Peter Dunlop:
You know what? My dad would have loved to own a boat like this

Megan Hunt:
Really?

Peter Dunlop:
Yeah, he really couldn't afford to have another kid. I was adopted, because he really wanted a boy

Megan Hunt:
Some people are meant to be parents!

Megan Hunt:
[Trapped in a life broadcast of Sheila Temple] There has been a major break in the case! Evidence has been found linking someone to the disappearance of Hillary Stone and possibly her murder

Sheila Temple:
[Into the camera] You heard it here first! [Turns to Megan] Who is it?

Megan Hunt:
You!

Sheila Temple:
Cut!

Megan Hunt:
Left kidney, right kidney

Peter Dunlop:
Left has got the puncture

Megan Hunt:
Yes, but the rib is fractured on the right! [sighs] Call Ethan

Peter Dunlop:
Why?

Megan Hunt:
Because I'm gonna kill him!

Lacey Fleming:
If I ask you something could you just say 'yes' without, you know, making a big deal out of it?

Megan Hunt:
I like how you just assumed that I'd say yes.

Lacey Fleming:
Well, we're doing a video essay for social studies, and I'm supposed to follow around one of my parents at work, see what they do, and uh, you know, how they contribute to society and...

Megan Hunt:
And you chose me, not your dad?

Lacey Fleming:
I chose your job, over dad's. Dad's job is jut boring. At least yours has dead bodies.

Megan Hunt:
Your job is to answer her questions and make me look good.

Curtis Brumfield:
So you want us to lie.

Lacey Fleming:
You're not gonna show me anything.

Curtis Brumfield:
Look, somethings you'd see in this place would make your hair stand on end.

Lacey Fleming:
Like what?

Curtis Brumfield:
Like your mother on a warpath.

Ethan Gross:
What do you want me to do?

Megan Hunt:
You're going to the dump to look for more body parts!

Ethan Gross:
Wait, wait, wait I am the one who found the knee and thigh! Why do I have to go dig in the dump? Why don't you sent Curtis?

Megan Hunt:
Well, clearly you're good at it!

Megan Hunt:
It's like putting together a puzzle; sometimes there is one just piece that won't fit

Lacey Fleming:
Maybe it is in the wrong place

Megan Hunt:
Nice hat! [Lacey's chatters say goodbye] Can I see it? Oh, Cashmere! This must have cost a fortune

Lacey Fleming:
It was on sale

Megan Hunt:
You bought this?

Lacey Fleming:
Well, you gave me a credit card

Megan Hunt:
For emergencies only

Lacey Fleming:
This was a total fashion emergency!

Megan Hunt:
I had to return a hat that Lacey bought in Society Hill for $300 on my credit card

Peter Dunlop:
Oh, thirteen. The age of independence and the death of reason. At least that's what my sisters went through

Megan Hunt:
Hm

Detective Samantha Baker:
Oh, fantastic shoes, doc! Where did you get them?

Megan Hunt:
Society Hill

Megan Hunt:
You have been unusually helpful

Curtis Brumfield:
And you're been unusually quiet

Peter Dunlop:
Oh, Lacey rocked Megan's credit card

Curtis Brumfield:
Ohh, maga dang dang

Megan Hunt:
Thanks for sharing, Peter!

Lacey Fleming:
This isn't fair! The punishment doesn't fit the crime

Megan Hunt:
At $9 an hour it will eventually. See you at 5

Megan Hunt:
There are child labor laws! Federal code 29

Megan Hunt:
Don't even think about quoting grandma

Peter Dunlop:
What's the riddle, uh?

Megan Hunt:
Walt's big heart

Peter Dunlop:
Maybe he was generous

Megan Hunt:
As in 500 grams big

Curtis Brumfield:
Oh, that is a big heart! Way above average

Peter Dunlop:
Morning! I saw Lacey heading out to scan some files. She looks like a trooper

Megan Hunt:
She hates me

Peter Dunlop:
Enlightenment takes a while

Megan Hunt:
Define a while

Peter Dunlop:
My sisters ran a roughshod over my mom for decades

Megan Hunt:
Oh, that's so comforting!

Lacey Fleming:
[Ethan drops a pile of files to scan on her desk] More?

Curtis Brumfield:
You'll be saving a whole rainforest by the time you're done

Lacey Fleming:
No, no! She can't do this to me. You see, I have a life! My friends are out of school this week and they're talking about boys! I... I am missing out on my youth!

Dani Alvarez:
Well, you'll have to go back!

Ethan Gross:
Yeah, I don't think anybody gonna let me talk to a living for a while

Dani Alvarez:
So do what you do best: talk to the death!

Ethan Gross:
Acinetobacter calcoaceticus. Hard to say, even harder to kill