Bone: The Great Cow Race

Phoney Bone:
You know, Jon, I gotta line on a real fast cow!

Jon Oaks:
How fast?

Phoney Bone:
This is th' fastest cow that ever lived!

Jon Oaks:
Really?

Phoney Bone:
This cow runs so fast, th' wind it makes rips the paint right off the barns!

Jon Oaks:
Gee.

Phoney Bone:
This cow is too fast to even have a name! No one knows what th' cow is really called... They call it the Mystery Cow!

Jon Oaks:
The Mystery Cow? Wow...

Phoney Bone:
Say, you don't look so good. What's going on?

Fone Bone:
Oh, it's just Thorn.

Phoney Bone:
You havin' girl troubles already?

Fone Bone:
Girl troubles? Of course not!

Phoney Bone:
Where is Thorn anyway?

Fone Bone:
She's just... walking around the fair with some other guy! That's not so bad, is it?

Phoney Bone:
Your girl walkin' around th' fair with another guy is kinda bad, yeah.

Fone Bone:
Well, forget it, OK? It's propably nothing. We'll walk around the fair tomorrow instead.