Bonsoir mesdames, bonsoir messieurs

G?rard Mercadier:
I can't put up with tenors, barley water, marshmallows and sloppiness.

Odette Mercadier:
Where's the difference with those statuettes of yours you sell to the shops?

G?rard Mercadier:
Okay, but at least my statuettes are... silent!

Micheline Tessier:
Supposing I had to meet again all the people I've met in the streets there would be a big hold-up!

Z?phyr:
Allow me to introduce myself, Z?phyr the voiceless singer.

Micheline Tessier:
No harm done, Micheline Tessier, dancer with legs!

Dominique Verdelet:
I love her... Maybe I will suffer. It's gonna be swell!

Sullivan:
I have a trick: I have a disconsolate face and I take advantage of it... to get consoled!

Dominique Verdelet:
I already loved you then. The best evidence of it is that I said the opposite.

Charlotte:
This coffee is a bit strong.

La soubrette:
A lot of things over here are pretty strong, Miss!

Dominique Verdelet:
We should kiss. I know it looks like a final scene clich? but that's what everybody expects us to do!