Boogie Nights

Buck Swope:
How's my little kung fu fighter?

Jessie St. Vincent:
He's kicking ass inside my stomach.

Young Stud:
I, I think she did too much coke.

Colonel James:
Oh you think so doctor?

Floyd Gondolli:
This here's the future. Videotape tells the truth.

Jack Horner:
Wait a minute. You come into my house, my party, to tell me about the future? That the future is tape, videotape, and not film? That it's amateurs and not professionals? I'm a filmmaker, which is why I will never make a movie on tape.

Maurice:
I'm the ultimate Latin Lover. There ain't no Latin Lover like me.

Dirk:
Look, man, all we need is the tapes, all right?

Record Producer:
No, you don't get the tapes until you've paid.

Dirk:
In our situation, that doesn't make any f***ing sense.

Reed Rothchild:
Look, we can not pay for the tapes, unless we take the tapes to the record company, and get paid.

Dirk:
Hello? Exactly.

Record Producer:
That's not an MP, that's a YP, your problem. Come up with the money, or forget it.

Reed Rothchild:
Okay, now you're talking above my head. I don't know all of this industry jargon, YP, MP. All I know is that I can't get a record contract, we cannot get a record contract unless we take those tapes to the record company. And granted, the tapes themselves are a uh um oh, you own them, all right, but the magic that is on those tapes. That f***ing heart and soul that we put onto those tapes, that is ours and you don't own that. Now I need to take that magic and get it over the record company. And they're waiting for us, we were supposed to be there a half hour ago. We look like a**holes, man.

Dirk:
I know f***ing karate.

Todd Parker:
We're not leaving yet. We're here now, and we want something else from you. Hey, hey, hey hey! We want something else from you.

Rahad Jackson:
What?

Dirk:
Todd, what the hell are you doing man! Lets just go.

Todd Parker:
In the master bedroom... under the bed... in a floor safe. Understand?

Dirk:
What the f*** is the matter with you lets go!

Todd Parker:
Shut up Dirk. I told you I got a plan. I got a very good plan.

Rahad Jackson:
Are you kidding me, kitty?

Todd Parker:
No, I'm not. I'm not kidding. I want whats in the safe. We want whats in the goddmn safe, in the goddamn master bedroom in the goddamn f***ing floor safe, thats all.

Dirk:
Don't be crazy, ok? We don't know anything about this. This is not at all what we wanted.

Todd Parker:
Shut the f*** up Dirk. Do not each for your gun!

Todd Parker:
He went in the bedroom!

Dirk:
Todd, what he f*** are you doing?

Todd Parker:
He went in the bedroom!

Dirk:
What the f*** did you go crazy?

Todd Parker:
He's got coke and hes got cash in that safe and if we leave here without it we're f***in' idiots! We came here to do something and we can f***ing do it, allright? Are you with me?

Reed Rothchild:
Todd, listen to me we can just split right now!

Todd Parker:
That's what we goddamn came here to motherf***in' do, and thats what I'm gonna f***in' do right f***in' now!

Dirk:
Todd, don't be f***ing stupid!

Amber Waves:
Let me just check on something.

Amber Waves:
That is a giant cock.

Reed Rothchild:
Hey, are those lizard?

Dirk:
No, they're Italian. I'm gonna f***in' buy these.

Buck Swope:
See this system here? This is Hi-Fi... high fidelity. What that means is that it's the highest quality fidelity.

Dirk:
What can you expect when you're on top? You know? It's like Napoleon. When he was the king, you know, people were just constantly trying to conquer him, you know, in the Roman Empire. So, it's history repeating itself all over again.

Dirk:
You know, I'm gonna be a great big bright, shining star.

Floyd Gondolli:
I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy.

Jack Horner:
Before you turn around, you've spent maybe 20, 25, 30 thousand dollars on a movie.

Floyd Gondolli:
Videotape.

Jack Horner:
He's my 17-year-old piece of gold.

Jack Horner:
We're about to make film history, right here on videotape.

Jack Horner:
I got a feeling that behind those jeans is something wonderful just waiting to get out.

Dirk:
Aren't you gonna take your skates off?

Rollergirl:
I never take my skates off.

Little Bill:
What the f*** do you think you're doing?

Little Bill's wife:
What the f*** does it look like I'm doing?

Dirk:
I'm ready to shoot RIGHT NOW.

Reed Rothchild:
Have you seen that Star Wars movie?

Eddie Adams:
Yeah, I've seen it four times.

Reed Rothchild:
You know, people tell me I kind of look like Han Solo.

Colonel James:
So, Jack tells me you've got a great big cock.

Dirk:
Jack, I was thinking about my name, y'know?

Jack Horner:
Yeah?

Dirk:
I was wondering if you had any ideas.

Jack Horner:
I've got a few, but you tell me

Dirk:
Well, my idea was, y'know, I want a name I want it so it can cut glass, y'know, razor sharp.

Jack Horner:
Tell me.

Dirk:
When I close my eyes, I see this thing, a sign, I see this name in bright blue neon lights with a purple outline. And this name is so bright and so sharp that the sign - it just blows up because the name is so powerful... It says, "Dirk Diggler."

Dirk:
You're not the boss of me, Jack. You're not the king of Dirk. I'm the boss of me. I'm the king of me. I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big dick and I say when we roll.

Dirk:
I am a star. I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star. I am a big, bright, shining star.

Reed Rothchild:
Want to hear a poem I wrote? "I love you, you love me. Going down the sugar tree. We'll go down the sugar tree, and see lots of bees: playing, playing. But the bees won't sting, because you love me." That's it.

Rollergirl:
Amber, are you my mom? I'm gonna ask you, okay? And you say yes, okay? Amber, are you my mom?

Amber Waves:
Yes, sweetie.

Little Bill:
My wife has an ass in her cock in the driveway, all right. I'm sorry if my thoughts are not on the photography of the film we're shooting tomorrow.

Amber Waves:
What's going on down there?

Rollergirl:
I have to go pee.

Amber Waves:
Well, pee then.

Little Bill:
What the f*** are you doing?

Little Bill's wife:
Go away Bill, you're embarrassing me.

If it looks like sh*t, and it sounds like sh*t, then it must be sh*t.

-- Jack Horner

Jack Horner:
Do these characters have a name?

Dirk:
The guy's name is Brock Landers.

Reed Rothchild:
And his partner is Chest Rockwell.

Jack Horner:
Those are some great names.

Colonel James:
They found something else.

Jack Horner:
What?

Colonel James:
Well... it's just... they're so cute when they're so young like that...

Jack Horner:
Ah, Jesus...

Colonel James:
Well, did you ever think about maybe getting some better sh*t?

Scotty:
I'm a fuggin' idiot. I'm a fuggin' idiot. Fuggin' idiot, fuggin' idiot, fuggin' idiot...

Amber Waves:
Too many things too many things too many things... I wanna go for a walk. Let's go for a walk.

Dirk:
I can't. I just can't get it hard. I just can't. I'm sorry.

Surfer:
You shouldn't do this sorta thing, f*ggot.

Buck Swope:
Doesn't it scare you? Working with evil forces?

Reed Rothchild:
What?

Buck Swope:
Evil forces.

Reed Rothchild:
Evil? No man, it's not evil. It's an illusion.

Buck Swope:
Confusion?

Reed Rothchild:
Thank you.

Buck Swope:
You're not being fair. This isn't fair.

Buck Swope:
Stop saying pornography. Why are you doing this to me? I am an actor. I am an actor.

Jack Horner:
Where are you going?

Becky Barnett:
I gotta go wash my vagina.

Dirk:
I wanna f***. It's my f***ing big dick. Who wants to f***?

Reed Rothchild:
I have other interests. I'm a magician.

Dirk:
Yeah, well this is imported Italian nylon.

Dirk:
Does he want me to keep going until I come?

Amber Waves:
Yeah. You just come when you're ready.

Dirk:
Where should I come?

Amber Waves:
Where do you want?

Dirk:
Wherever you tell me.

Amber Waves:
Come on my tits, if you can, okay? Just pull it out and do it on my stomach and my tits, if you can.

Reed Rothchild:
TODD... PARKER!

Todd Parker:
Rockin' Reid Rothchild!

Reed Rothchild:
You made it! Woo-Hoo!

Todd Parker:
Amazing party man! F***in chicks everywhere!

Reed Rothchild:
You bet. Compliments of Jack Horner. Thank you.

Todd Parker:
I wouldn't mind me having a piece of that action right over there

Reed Rothchild:
Michelle, I'll introduce you.

Todd Parker:
Sure, Introduce her to my lap!

Reed Rothchild:
Ha ha. You just get off of work man?

Todd Parker:
Don't dance Sunday nights.

Reed Rothchild:
Right.

Todd Parker:
Who's vette is that out in the driveway?

Reed Rothchild:
DIRK! I'm so jealous.

Todd Parker:
That sh*t's jammin' man.

Todd Parker:
Start down low with a 350 cube, three and a quarter horsepower, 4-speed, 4:10 gears, Ten coats of competition orange, hand rubbed laquer with a huplane manifold,

Todd Parker:
Full f***in race cams. Whoo!