Booksmart

Molly:
It's fun your mom thinks we're boning.

Amy:
It isn't you who has to deal with their awkward looks when I say that I'm going to the library with you and I'm actually going to the library with you.

Molly:
We missed out. We didn't go to parties because we wanted to focus on school and get into good colleges.

Amy:
And it worked!

Molly:
We haven't done anything. We haven't broken any rules.

Amy:
Okay, we've broken a lot of rules. One: We have fake IDs.

Molly:
Fake college IDs, so we can get into their 24-hour library.

Amy:
Name one person whose life was so much better because they broke a couple of rules.

Molly:
Picasso.

Amy:
He broke art rules. Name a person who broke a real rule.

Molly:
Rosa Parks.

Amy:
Name another one.

Molly:
Susan B. Anthony.

Amy:
God dammit.

Molly:
You guys don't even care about school.

Triple A:
No, we just don't only care about school.

Molly:
Gigi, where the f*** you going to school next year?

Gigi:
Don't judge me. It was my fifth choice: Harvard.

Molly:
Amy, do you know how many girls are gonna be up your vagina next year? Every time I come visit you, you're gonna be scissoring a different girl.

Amy:
Dude, scissoring is not a thing.

Molly:
Don't knock it until you've tried it.

Amy:
It's not a thing.

Molly:
Don't knock it until you've tried it.

Amy:
I'm not knocking it, I'm just saying it isn't a thing.

Molly:
How about you don't knock it until you've tried it?

Amy:
Time for us to do what we do best.

Molly:
What's that?

Amy:
Motherfucking homework.

Molly:
[On Gigi and Jared] They spend every minute together, it's so weird.

Amy:
We spend every minute together.

Molly:
We are equals. Gigi just keeps Jared around for when she needs a liver.

Amy:
Sorry, are you talking about porn?

Molly:
All I'm saying...

Amy:
No.

Molly:
No one will know if you watched one porn one time. Think of it as a documentary. It's just a sexy documentary. It's a hot doc.

Amy:
All of those women are European trafficking victims.

Molly:
Excuse me, ma'am, are you judging other people's sexual preferences? 'Cause you f*** a panda every night.

Molly Davidson:
You can make yourself cum using only your mind? That's like the one thing my mind can't do.

Gigi:
I lost my virginity in what I thought was a park but... it turned out to be a graveyard, and now the ghost spirits live inside my eggs waiting to be reborn.

Triple A:
I'm incredible at hand-jobs but I also got a fifteen-sixty on the SATs.