Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

Borat:
Best of all, I am reinstate as number four journalist in all of Kazakhstan. Who number three?

Tutar Sagdiyev:
[enters] Tutar Sagdiyev.

Borat:
Why not? May the patriarchy go to hell!

Tutar Sagdiyev:
Nice.

Borat:
No, niiiice.

Tutar Sagdiyev:
Don't mansplain to me.

Borat:
[shrugs] Feminist.

Tutar Sagdiyev:
Do you love me as much as your sons?

Borat:
No, more.

Tutar Sagdiyev:
Can you come with me to the hairdresser?

Borat:
No, what if they recognize me?

Tutar Sagdiyev:
Just disguise yourself as an American.

[They arrive at the hairdresser and Borat has disguised himself in denim jean and pants with a cowboy hat on]

Melinda:
I'm Melinda.

Borat:
[failing to hide accent] My name John Chevrolet.

Melinda:
Nice to meet you.

Borat:
I want you to make a hotsie out of this notsie.

Melinda:
We can do it

Borat:
[Pointing to his daughter] You want to see the hair?

Melinda:
I would like to see her hair, yes.

Tutar Sagdiyev:
[Lifting up her skirt] Okay.

Melinda:
No, ma'am. Not that hair.

Borat:
[at a dress shop] I need dress with real sexy peels.

Michelle:
Okay.

Borat:
Where is the "no means yes" section?

Borat Sagdiyev:
[working in a gulag] Jak sie masz? My name-a Borat. My life is nice, NOT! But how I end up like this?

Borat Sagdiyev:
[Back in his village] Jak sie masz! Kazakhstan now feminist nation, like US&A and Saudi Arabia. Bride exports declared misogynist, so we now traffic grooms.

Borat Sagdiyev:
The vice premier was known to be such a p*ssy hound that he could not be left alone in a room with a woman.

Borat Sagdiyev:
[voice-over] Finally the time had come to deliver my daughter to the vice p*ssy-grabber.

Borat Sagdiyev:
[as his daughter is riding on the roof] Only men and bears are allowed inside car.

Borat Sagdiyev:
Since I did not have money to buy a gun I went to the nearest synagogue to wait for the next mass shooting.

Borat Sagdiyev:
[entering the CPAC, dressed in a KKK-robe] I'm Stephen Miller. Sorry I'm late.

Borat Sagdiyev:
[Being escorted out of CPAC] If you release me, I'll give you my klan robes!

Borat Sagdiyev:
We use my iPhone 4's hotspot and steal password from a**holes Uzbekistan.

Borat Sagdiyev:
This is the worst story that ever happened to any human being... or Jew.

Tutar Sagdiyev:
My daddy is the smartest person in the whole flat world!

Tutar Sagdiyev:
I found a new book which only tells the truth. It's called Facebook. I learn so many facts there. Like, our nation's proudest moment, the Holocaust, never happened!