Bordello of Blood

Katherine:
A whorehouse?

Rafe:
A house inhabited by whores.

Lilith:
Two! Four! Six! Eight! You can watch me masturbate.

Vincent Prather:
You're a smart boy, Miguel. Because of that I'm gonna let you have some of what we find.

Miguel:
Ah! Remember that you said that.

Vincent Prather:
I will. I'm gonna let it have some of you, too.

Caleb Verdoux:
Oh my God, it's a necrophiliac's wet dream!

Lillith:
Don't eat your heart out, baby -- that's MY job.

Rafe Guttman:
You're reminding me why being married to you drove me to the brink of homosexuality.

Rafe Guttman:
Six pack in the side cleavage!

Zeke:
Step outside!

Rafe Guttman:
Sorry, Zeke -- I'm just not in the mood for a blowj*b.

Rafe Guttman:
I'm here for the, um, Cunningham wake.

McCutheon:
I'm afraid the wake is closed tonight. Come back tomorrow.

Rafe Guttman:
I, uh, really must pay my respects right now.

McCutheon:
Then I suggest you come back TOMORROW.

Rafe Guttman:
Maybe you don't understand me. I'm feeling excruciatingly SAD.

McCutheon:
I'm so sorry.

Rafe Guttman:
And if I don't grieve right now -- maybe even grieve two or three times -- I'm going to go out of my mind, okay?

McCutheon:
Then I suggest you go mourn somewhere in private -- with a box of tissues!

Rafe Guttman:
I'm not going to tell you those aren't the Breasts of the Century, but I'm just not digging the owner, so why don't you put those away; you're just not my type.

Rafe Guttman:
Ah, the girls! Let them eat a guy named "Cake."

Tamara:
Guess where you just landed, lover?

Rafe Guttman:
Larry Flynt's id?

Lillith:
I just love a man who gives you head -- and lets you keep it!

Rafe Guttman:
I feel like I'm in a bad episode of Tales From The Crypt!

Rafe Guttman:
I'd rather Crazy Glue my dick to the bullet train than f*** you.

Rafe Guttman:
Nice place, Katherine. Kind of like Superman's dad's place on Krypton.

Rafe Guttman:
I gotta go. F*** you.

Rafe Guttman:
Sorry Katherine, but that wasn't your brother anymore.

Caleb:
Wrong! I'll always be your brother, sis.

Rafe Guttman:
Katherine, run from your brother.

Rafe:
That is the craziest f***in' thing I've...

Rafe:
That is the second craziest f***in' thing I've...

Rafe Guttman:
Cha-Ching!