Bounce

Buddy Amaral:
Your company. The pleasure of your company. I want your input on video rentals. I stand there for hours, I can't pick anything out. I want someone to say goodnight to, a last call of the day. I don't have a last call of the day. Do you?

Abby:
It's not brave if you're not scared.

Buddy Amaral:
It's not brave if you're not scared.

Abby:
Bouncing. It's like crashing except you get to do it over and over again.

Janice:
Ticket?

Buddy Amaral:
You know what, you just took it!

Janice:
What?

Buddy Amaral:
You only took 2 puffs of your last one.

Abby:
That's cause I don't really smoke. Yeah, well, last year I started chewing the gum, you know? Because my friend, Donna, she was trying to quit smoking and she found that the gum was soothing to the nerves. So I started chewing it, then I got hooked on the gum and then I got TMJ from the chewing. So this is just to get me off the gum. I'm 10 days off the gum.

Buddy Amaral:
Sounds like a good plan. Next week you'll be on heroin.

Abby:
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm happy. I'm widow happy. I'm widow with two kids happy. You grade on a curve, I'm happy.

Donna:
Look, guys screw up - that's what they do. It's in their manual, right under "Love your grill; leave socks on floor."

Abby:
Being with him is like making a choice.

Donna:
You don't have that choice, Abby. You have other choices.

Abby:
It just can't be him - that's all.

Donna:
Ok, then fine. But whether it's Buddy or someone else a year from now, whoever you choose will be there because Greg is not. That's just how it is.

Seth:
You know, that's what I love about working for you. It's a total freedom from hero worship. It's very refreshing.

Buddy Amaral:
So, what do you think?

Seth:
It's fine. You get a window. I get to work for a guy who gets a window.

Abby:
Ok, then nothing with knives, snakes or women that have to go undercover as hookers - - the videos.

Buddy Amaral:
Where's your mom?

Scott:
She's in the bathroom. She's been in there since Rosie.

Buddy Amaral:
Why? Who was on Rosie?

Buddy Amaral:
You know, I don't think I've ever bought a woman a grilled cheese, before.

Abby:
Oh, yeah. Well, my kids love them, and after a while, you kinda get hooked.

Buddy Amaral:
I'm sure they have a gum for that too.

Abby:
You know, I had a baby in the car.

Abby:
Not this car. No I had this Datsun, remember those? And we were driving to the hospital, and I KNEW I was going to have this baby, and Greg would NOT pull over. So I got it in my head that I was not going to have the baby in the front seat - like it wasn't safe or something - and I started to crawl into the back, and I got this contraction, and POW! I broke his nose with my foot! And he couldn't drive I mean the blood was pouring. So I'm driving and crying... and we got to the hospital, and the entire time I was delivering, I kept thinking "his nose, I ruined his nose!" And he had a perfect nose...