Bowery Bombshell

Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney:
I'm sorry we was so enforced in our work we didn't observe your intrusion.

Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney:
You haven't got the brains of a moron!

Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones:
Oh, yes I have!

Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney:
Well stop braggin' about it!

Mr. Johnson:
Miss Smith, you're fired!

Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney:
Don't get so promiscuous, George!

Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney:
This guy is cuckoo. He drinks chemicals before dinner and has explosions for dessert!

Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney:
Would you do me a favor, Whitey? Unpeel your optics and peruse the accompanying print.

Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney:
Louie, I told ya before your eyes are gettin' bad. It's about time you went to see an optimist.

Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney:
If you gentlemen are quite through, I'd like to pass on a little choice information to ya. I happen to be a young man that knows more than somewhat about his institutional rights, which knowledge includes the fact that you can't hold me here without a specific cause or a very indefinite charge.

Detective O'Malley:
Well...

Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney:
Alright, you did your talk and now it's my turn. You're not holding me here as an accomplishment to the crime because I never accomplished anything in my life, so what's the charge? Fragrancy? No, couldn't be, cuz I ain't fragrant. And foithermore, as a taxpayer, I demand that I be deliberated this very instant to consume my place among the respected citizenry of this town. And another thing - if my name is slenderized or dilapidated in any way, I'm gonna sue. I'll take this case right to Extreme Court of the United States! [Slip snaps his fingers in the detective's face]

Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney:
Whatsamatter, ya manners gettin' a little municipal?