Boys' Night Out

Howard McIllenny:
Look at me. I'm an accountant with a secret life.

Fred Williams:
I'm busy Monday nights.

Doug Jackson:
That busy?

Fred Williams:
Monday night the Greenwich Little League Association meets.

George Drayton:
Little league? This is big league stuff, baby. Night games.

Cathy:
When it comes to sex, men can't help lying and women can't keep from telling the truth. I don't know which is worse.

Dr. Prokosch:
Can you look like 'yes' and act like 'no'? Can you entice them, lure them, then postpone, evade, delay? It needs a special kind of experience and skill. This a nice girl hasn't learned.

Cathy:
No? This is what a nice girl has learned best.

Slattery:
How bad is he hooked?

Fred Williams:
About as bad as you can get. When he remembers the score, he knows he's on the loser's end. But when he remembers the girl, he forgets the score.

Fred Williams:
It's a very important

Fred Williams:
game, really. We're battling it out for sixth place.

Marge Drayton:
What kind of stuff has he got?

George Drayton:
See that slow ball he just dropped in there? That's his fast ball.

Ethel Williams:
Waitress, waitress darling. Another round please.

Ethel Williams:
Madam is sure.

Boss' Girl Friend:
But darling, a girl can't make a success on instincts alone. To understand a man takes a lifetime of study.

Cathy:
Isn't it amazing how much post graduate work goes on in this town?

Fred Williams:
Stand up, Buster

Howard:
I am standing up.

Fred Williams:
If you had any guts you'd be taller!