Brain Twisters

Laurie Stevens:
I work for Dr. Rothman. I like him. He's brilliant.

Frank Turi:
He's got a lot of brains, that's for sure. A whole roomful.

[first lines]

[Yvonne has just completed one of Dr. Rothman's mind-altering visual experiments]

Dr. Phillip Rothman:
How do you feel now?

Yvonne:
Fine... okay.

Dr. Phillip Rothman:
Sure?

Yvonne:
Yeah, I feel... fine.

[examining the computer monitors that fill Dr. Rothman's laboratory]

Frank Turi:
You use quite a bit of video equipment.

Dr. Phillip Rothman:
I moonlight. I tape weddings on the side.

[Frank opens the freezer and discovers that Ted has been decapitated]

Frank Turi:
Where is his head?

[Dr. Rothman opens a closet revealing Ted's head in a jar of liquid]

Dr. Phillip Rothman:
Ted was kind enough to leave me his brain. I don't care about the rest of him.

[last lines]

[David is playing a video game that uses graphics similar to those in Dr. Rothman's experiments]

Mother:
David. David! David, do you hear me? Dinner is ready! Come down here right now!

[David turns with a demonic look on his face]

Twelve year old boy:
I'll be right there, *Mother*!