Bright in the Dark

Gallus:
Did your allergy get worse?

Bright:
Yeah, the last time I went out to buy me a sub the skin peeled off in strips. Some Mornings I swear to God I could lay it out like a strip of bacon on my omelet.

Dick:
Hey Bright, why don't you write something again with zombies in it, since you look like one?

Bright:
I don't know.

Gallus:
Too close to real life.

Bright:
No, I'd rather make people think, encourage them to reflect, and steer them in the right direction with pure emotion...

Gallus:
Steer them in the right direction with pure emotion? You can't even take a piss by yourself!

Bright:
[shouts] My light allergy is a disease, not stupidity, you f***ing prick!

Gallus:
Oh, was that one of your pure emotions there Bright?

Bright:
My disease is a polymorphous UV-light eruption that is based on intolerance.

Dick:
Seriously, man.

Gallus:
Intolerance to what? Life?

Bright:
[roars] You know what? I know a place that's every bit as shitty as the wide place in the road we live in.

Gallus:
France?

Bright:
I mean a darker place where the people can do light allergy research in complete peace.

Gallus:
In Mordor?

Bright:
No, not in f***ing Mordor. In Oulu, Finland, that's where!